#1852 - Sam Tripoli

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience. You don't hear it?

Sam Tripoli (0:17)

There we go.

Jamie (0:18)

Bam.

Sam Tripoli (0:19)

Yeah, we're in it.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

We even have a cough button. It's like a real radio show.

Sam Tripoli (0:23)

Damn. Professional, Joe.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

You have to blow your nose or anything, you press that red button.

Sam Tripoli (0:27)

Not anymore, Doc.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

What's happening, brother?

Sam Tripoli (0:29)

I don't do any of that stuff anymore.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

How long has it been since you did that stuff?

Sam Tripoli (0:34)

A year and eight months almost.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

Oh, so you go back, you go forward.

Sam Tripoli (0:39)

I'm clean as a whistle, dude.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Done.

Sam Tripoli (0:41)

Nothing.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

How many times you quit in the past?

Sam Tripoli (0:44)

Well, I went five years sober, and then I went 10 years just running and gunning, and now I'm back to a year and eight months, man.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

Ten years of running and gunning. Wow.

Sam Tripoli (0:56)

Yeah.

It's a hard night. White-knuckling it, dude. White-knuckling it.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Literally.

Sam Tripoli (1:01)

Survive in advance. That's what I was doing.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (1:04)

Thanks for having me, bro.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

I love you. I love you, too.

Sam Tripoli (1:07)

Yeah, man. Good to be here.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

What the fuck's going on?

Sam Tripoli (1:09)

Just, you know...

Are we ready to go to war with China? Manifesting, bro. You see what's going on? Happy World War III day, everybody.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

Nancy Pelosi's in China. They're rolling tanks around.

Jamie (1:18)

Have you seen this?

Sam Tripoli (1:19)

Yeah.

Jamie (1:19)

I read they threatened... They're not a direct threat, but they said if anything happens with those jets, you might fire back. Keep your jets out of our area. They said something like that.

Joe Rogan (1:29)

Our jets?

Jamie (1:30)

Yeah. There was some...

I'll look it up. But then they were saying this is not a direct threat. We're not taking this as a direct threat. This is not a threat. I was like, oh, there's a lot of threats being said a lot.

Sam Tripoli (1:39)

Her and those 80-year-old sloppy tits of hers are going to get us in trouble.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

Why is she there?

Sam Tripoli (1:46)

Well, there's a whole bunch to that. It has to do something with some processing chips that she has some like illegal insider trading on or something like that.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

Look at this. In a banned tweet, a top state media commentator reportedly said that China could forcibly dispel Pelosi's plane and shoot it down if it flies to Taiwan.

Could you fucking imagine if they blow her out of the sky?

Sam Tripoli (2:12)

It'd be crazy, dude. You see everybody on Twitter just telling China, hey, if it happens, we understand.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

Can you imagine if they fucking execute her?

Sam Tripoli (2:25)

Yeah, it's crazy, right? Because I guess Russia's not happening, so who else can we go poke a loop?

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Russia is happening, though.

Sam Tripoli (2:32)

But I mean, in terms of like... I don't know, man, it just seems like the Ukraine is just a complete failed state.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

Well, Russia is ramping up, and the real fear is that what's going on right now is all happening while the roads are moist.

You can only travel on the road. You can't drive on the ground in Ukraine. So they're very limited. So their tactics are very limited because when they move the tanks in, the Ukrainians are shooting at them from the side of the road. But once the winter comes, you could drive anywhere.

Sam Tripoli (3:08)

Oh, man.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

Yeah.

Sam Tripoli (3:10)

Winter is coming. Literally.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

Yeah. Literally, winter's coming.

So, we're headed towards September, right? We're in August now. Next month is September. And then once it gets cold in Ukraine, I don't know when it gets cold in Ukraine, exactly. But once it gets cold, that ground gets hard. Once that ground gets hard, they can roll tanks anywhere.

They can't go off the side of the road. They get bogged down now.

Sam Tripoli (3:33)

You think World War III is coming?

Joe Rogan (3:35)

I'm very scared.

Sam Tripoli (3:36)

I am too.

Joe Rogan (3:38)

I don't trust that anyone has got a really good plan to prevent it. It doesn't seem like anybody expected Russia to do what they did in Ukraine. And then once it happens, it's still happening.