#1822 - Chris DiStefano

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

And we're up. Chrissy Di in the place to be. What's happening, baby?

Chris DiStefano (0:15)

Thank you for having me, my friend.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

My pleasure, I'm glad you wore that shirt. Because I was gonna wear one just like it.

Chris DiStefano (0:20)

Like this? Like Miami vibes?

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Where'd you get that?

Chris DiStefano (0:24)

This is from a company called The Roosevelt's, RSVLTS, and they sent me a bunch of shirts. And I got that kind of body where I'm like, somebody said once that I had leading man face, best friend body, a casting director, which was crushing, but an accurate description.

Yeah, and I was like, oh, that's nice.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

So here's the thing though. You can change your body, you can't change your face.

Chris DiStefano (0:45)

Yes, that's the truth.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

You have leading man face is a great thing to have. The rest of it is like workable.

Chris DiStefano (0:51)

I have these like, no matter, since I've been a little kid, I've just had like these like puffy nipples. Even when I was like skinny and ripped, I just always had just nice nipple fat.

And this shirt, what I've learned is wearing shirts with a lot of patterns like this distracts from the nipple fat. I actually was flying out here yesterday and I was wearing this green shirt. And I, when I went to the, and I was wearing a book bag. And when I went to the bathroom, my tits were like pointed out like this. I was like, I gotta change my shirt.

And then I just changed my shirt in the public bathroom at JFK. And then I just threw that shirt out in the garbage.

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Wow, was that bad?

Chris DiStefano (1:24)

Well, I think I make it worse in my head probably. I just usually, I've been trying to be better. You know, like Good Wolf, Bad Wolf, like that ancient Native American thing.

I've been trying to not feed that bad wolf. I've been trying to feed the Good Wolf over the last two weeks, but it's harder, it's very hard for me to feed the Good Wolf because I usually just get up every day and I'm like, you piece of shit asshole loser, Chris.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

I honestly think that's better than getting up and going, Chris, you're the fucking man.

Chris DiStefano (1:51)

Yeah, I don't think I've ever said that once about myself in any situation, even comedy, I've never, I'm just always like, I just always feel like a dummy after almost everything I do.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

It's not that, I know it seems like it's bad, but it's not the worst thing in the world because it makes you work a lot.

Chris DiStefano (2:10)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Makes you work harder.

Chris DiStefano (2:11)

Yeah, I always like, today I went to the gym hard, hour and a half, as hard as I could, try to eat right, you know, stay focused. And I was in there, I did it, but as time is going on, I'm 37 now, I got three kids, I'm kind of just realizing, like, when I, if I'm gonna get in shape again, it's really, I'm doing it for other guys. Because women don't care.

My girl doesn't care, any woman has always been like, no, you look big, you look like a metro sexual Viking or something, you look bigger. But guys are always like, nice tits. I can see that you're, you know, I can see you got back fat. So when I'm like trying to work out hard.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

Guys are like, bro, nice back fat. Imagine if that was like something you cultivated.

You remember like Rubenesque women back in the day in like the 1800s or wherever it was, I think it was earlier than that. They used to be hot, big giant ladies who ate a lot because it was rare to get that much food.

Chris DiStefano (3:11)

Well, yeah, I mean, back in the day, I mean, I feel like if you were like, if you had a lot of weight on you, it's because you were rich.

The rich used to be, and then the poor were skinny. Now it's the opposite.

Joe Rogan (3:20)

Right, but with the food shortages, what if like getting back fat comes back into fashion? Because like we got food shortages coming, according to Biden. If that happens and everybody gets real skinny, maybe like having some back fat would be a thing. People are like, dude, nice back fat. What have you been eating?