#1821 - Bert Kreischer & Tony Hinchcliffe

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

So explain, so bogey, what's the best? What's a pro-level golfer?

Bert Kreischer (0:17)

Scratch, the scratch is if you're a party.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

So Santino's like pro-level?

Bert Kreischer (0:21)

No, so pro's different, so he's not playing from the tips.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

Oh, by the way, cheers gentlemen. Cheers.

Bert Kreischer (0:25)

Cheers, cheers gentlemen, I miss you guys.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Hell yeah. So we should talk about how this podcast came about. Not me and Bert, Bert and I got stem cells today at Waste Well, shout out to Brigham, and then we got something to eat, got some barbecue, and we were driving, and I see this yellow Corvette, and I go, is that the great and powerful Tony Hinchcliffe?

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:46)

It's me in a red light.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

And I go, what are you doing? He's like, nothing, chilling. I go, come do a podcast with us, and so we're here.

Bert Kreischer (0:52)

I saw the car and I was like, god damn it, that's Carly Anne wanted. It's a fucking badass car.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

They're dope.

Bert Kreischer (0:57)

You guys are cool with cars, man. I wish I had better taste in cars.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:00)

Move here, you will. It happens naturally.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

What's wrong with your taste in cars?

Bert Kreischer (1:05)

I am an old man. I like a sedan, a big-bodied sedan.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

Sedans are nice.

Bert Kreischer (1:12)

With a nice, cool, dark interior. Yeah, like a chocolate interior.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

You know, you should get a new Cadillac.

Bert Kreischer (1:21)

So the car I wanted that I really liked was when they came back out with the Continental.

Joe Rogan (1:26)

Oh.

Bert Kreischer (1:27)

They came back out with the Continental, I said, that's my car. I went and drove it, and it didn't feel solid to me.

Joe Rogan (1:32)

Well, get a Mercedes.

Bert Kreischer (1:33)

I got a Mercedes.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

Do you?

Bert Kreischer (1:35)

Yeah, I got whatever the one is.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

You get the S-Class?

Bert Kreischer (1:37)

Yeah, I think, I don't know. I'm not a...

Joe Rogan (1:39)

You don't even know what you have.

Bert Kreischer (1:40)

I don't even know what I have. I know it's the big one, you know, the big one.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

The big one.

Bert Kreischer (1:43)

But like I said, one time I told someone it was AMG, because the wheels say AMG. And then they were like, and I fucked up, and it turned into a drunk fight.

Like, bitch, you didn't get an AMG. And I was like, yeah, I think I did. I don't know, it says AMG. I don't know what the fuck I have. So I just got it, Tom's guy got it for me.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

So you just don't have any interesting cars. You wish you had an interesting car?

Bert Kreischer (2:04)

I do, because I look at like, it looks fun. Like it looks fun. Like when getting in your car today, I was like, that would be fun to have this.

Joe Rogan (2:12)

Yeah, it would be. You should get into cars.

Is it getting the way you're drinking?

Bert Kreischer (2:18)

Like, what's your... Well, number one, I don't drive much, because I do drink.

So I never have driven to the store. So as I heard someone talking about the parking rules at the store, I was like, who drives to the store? And I literally said that. I was like, I get an Uber to the store, have some cocktails, and I Uber home. I'm really a stickler about drinking and driving.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

Good for you.

Bert Kreischer (2:37)

I don't drink and drive at all.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

That's smart.

Bert Kreischer (2:38)

Yeah, well, and so, like I said, I wouldn't mind a Sprinter.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

Sprinter van.

Bert Kreischer (2:44)

I'd like a driver more.

Joe Rogan (2:45)

We talked about, Jamie and I talked about, yes. Jamie and I talked about taking one of those Sprinter vans and turning it into a mobile podcast studio.

Bert Kreischer (2:52)

Steve-O has that.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Does he?

Bert Kreischer (2:54)

Yeah, Steve-O has it. It's, Steve-O's podcast is pretty fucking awesome.

He does good fucking interviews. There's a thing.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

Smart guy.

Bert Kreischer (3:02)

He's a smart guy and he has this thing where he kind of, I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's his past life of like not seeing consequence, but he doesn't have a problem asking a very uncomfortable question.