#1818 - Christina P

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Tom Segura (0:09)

Good now?

Christina P (0:13)

So my mom and my stepdad were super fat when I was in high school, and their favorite spot was claim jumpers.

Because of the pork, you can get a lot of food, you can get a lot. And like, did you ever eat there?

Tom Segura (0:25)

Oh yeah.

Christina P (0:26)

Oh my God, they give you a piece of chocolate. That should be the slogan.

Tom Segura (0:31)

Piles.

Christina P (0:32)

You could eat by the pound. And yeah, it was like a slice of chocolate cake that was this, it was like five pounds of cake. Yeah, enormous. And they loved it.

But I think they stopped banging. You know in the marriage, when you stop having sex, you just eat. I think that's what happens, right?

Joe Rogan (0:47)

That's rough.

Christina P (0:48)

I know.

Joe Rogan (0:49)

It gets to that weird place where it's like, what are we doing? Are we just like friends?

Can I tell you what I jerk off to porn? Like, you know what I mean? It's like, if you get to that spot where you're not having sex anymore, like, ugh.

Christina P (1:01)

That's the worst.

Joe Rogan (1:02)

It's common, though.

Christina P (1:03)

In marriage?

Joe Rogan (1:04)

Oh yeah.

Christina P (1:04)

Not in my marriage. My husband will hold me down and make it happen. I swear, Tommy can have like a fever and he's like, are we going?

But if you're, oh my God, the worst is when you're in a relationship with someone and you stop banging and like, you know when you live with them and then you, God, you fucking hear them come in and you're like, oh, this motherfucker's here, like. Ugh, it's the worst.

Joe Rogan (1:30)

Yeah, when people either grow together or they grow apart, and if they grow apart and they're still together, that's fucking terrible. Then you're like living with the enemy. You know, you have like some shit head that you work with, but they're in your house. You know, like there's like that shit head of the office, like, oh, this fucking annoying asshole.

Now it's your husband or your wife.

Christina P (1:53)

You ever done the landmark forum? Yeah, I know. And you're like, what are you in the landmark? There's always one in an office, right?

Joe Rogan (2:00)

Trying to recruit. Yeah, what do you do?

Christina P (2:02)

I mean, you hope that your marriage, that that person is intellectually curious enough and introspective enough that they want to grow, right?

Joe Rogan (2:12)

Yeah, they want to grow with you.

Christina P (2:15)

You hope that you've married someone, that's like the secret, you know? Like, because I'm watching this Amber Heard thing.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

Cheers to that.

SPEAKER_6 (2:21)

Yeah, oh, I know you've been into it, too.

Christina P (2:23)

Let's talk about that fucking crazy bitch. And like, the whole time, you know, I have two little boys.

So I'm like, how do I raise these boys to not be into that?

Joe Rogan (2:33)

They're not gonna be into that.

Christina P (2:34)

Can you tell me why?

Joe Rogan (2:35)

First of all, because he grew up famous, he's an actor, he lives in that bullshit world, he's insulated from regular people.

Christina P (2:42)

That's true.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

Also, I think he was in a real loving relationship before with the mother of his child.

He's married and then left for this crazy bitch. And I think that when you do that, you expect relationships to be like the original relationship that you had. I think Paul McCartney fell into that, too. Married that one-legged lady.

Christina P (3:02)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

She was fucking insane, remember how insane she was?

Christina P (3:05)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (3:06)

Like she kept files on him and threatened to tell everyone everything. What do you think you have on Paul McCartney?

Christina P (3:13)

And he's such a good guy. He's a great guy. He's into the one-legged lady, right?

Joe Rogan (3:18)

He thought he was like doing her solid while she was like setting up for a big fall. She wanted everything.

Christina P (3:25)

Bitch, I'm doing you a solid. You got one leg. Who's gonna bang you?

Joe Rogan (3:28)

There's monsters out there.

Christina P (3:30)

There's monsters out there.

Joe Rogan (3:30)

Women too, for sure.

Christina P (3:32)

I know, but here's the deal, man, is that like during Me Too, it was like believe all women, believe all women. I remember being like, yeah, yeah, okay, let's start. Absolutely, there's a need for that in society.