#1809 - Jessica Kirson

SPEAKER_2 (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Well, it's way easier for you to say that than me. I'm watching this fucking Johnny Depp trial.

Jessica Kirson (0:23)

I haven't, but I'm dying to know about it.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

I'm watching this trial like it's a cautionary tale. It's a cautionary tale about believing in bullshit, like forming a narrative in your head, like we're rebels together. That's what I felt like about Anthony Bourdain and his relationship, too, that crazy woman.

And then you're seeing it all play out in court, like you're seeing all the crazy come out. Do you know the fact, he talked about her shitting in his bed?

SPEAKER_5 (0:54)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

Yeah, it's great. Do you think?

SPEAKER_5 (0:57)

No.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

No. No, right?

It's a real problem. Hard to forget.

Jessica Kirson (1:02)

It's a real problem.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

That's hard to forget. But she said that she used this specific makeup to cover all of her bruises that Johnny gave her, which is not true.

Jessica Kirson (1:13)

Specific makeup.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

Well, the problem is, it was a specific makeup. It turns out that the company didn't even make that makeup at the time that she was claiming she was using it.

Jessica Kirson (1:24)

Oh, wow.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

Wow.

Jessica Kirson (1:26)

That's crazy. Really?

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Yeah, but that's what happens with people like that.

People that are just completely manipulative and full of shit like that.

Doug Stanhope knows her. Stanhope's buddies with Johnny Depp, and he wrote something about, you know, I forget what he wrote. I think he wrote a little essay about how full of shit she is, and she threatened to sue him, and I think he had to wind up taking it down. I hope I'm not fucking that up. But he knows her. He knows her well. And he's like, she's out of her fucking mind. And I'm like, like a crazy actress. He's like, yeah, like those are real.

Jessica Kirson (2:01)

Of course, there's a ton of them.

Joe Rogan (2:03)

There's a lot of them.

SPEAKER_5 (2:04)

That's why they're good.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

That is why they're good.

Jessica Kirson (2:06)

Yeah, they're great actresses.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

They can just start crying.

Jessica Kirson (2:09)

Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Yeah, it's the whole Johnny Depp thing is just, he was famous when he was 20, and I don't think you get any kind of perspective like that. I think you're fucked. It's like making cement, but you don't add in all the ingredients, and it's like, oh, it never cured right.

Jessica Kirson (2:28)

Yeah. Well, I mean, Johnny Depp, what happened? He looks, it's rough.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

It's 55 years of Coke.

Jessica Kirson (2:39)

He looks great.

Joe Rogan (2:41)

He looks great for what he's doing. He's like 60, right?

Jessica Kirson (2:45)

Yeah, but then he started at five.

SPEAKER_7 (2:48)

How old is Johnny Depp?

Joe Rogan (2:50)

He's got to be 60

What, 58? 58, yeah.

Jessica Kirson (2:53)

He looks like it's 55 years of donuts. Coke, it would make you look thin.

Joe Rogan (2:58)

Well, he's not athletic. He's not working out.

He's not taking care of himself. And for a long time, at least, he smoked cigarettes. I don't know if he still does, but all those factors, they contribute to poor health.

Jessica Kirson (3:14)

The outfits aren't great either. Where is she shopping?

Joe Rogan (3:17)

Yeah, he's both of them, right?

She's copying him, supposedly. She mimics his outfits.

Jessica Kirson (3:25)

Let's see.

Joe Rogan (3:25)

What's going on here?

Jamie (3:26)

I just had a weird tie on.

Joe Rogan (3:28)

Oh, it's just white.

Jessica Kirson (3:30)

Just white? That looks like it's very short.

Joe Rogan (3:33)

I think that's a vest, guys. It's tucked into a vest.

Jessica Kirson (3:37)

Oh, okay, that is a vest.

Joe Rogan (3:38)

Yeah, it's hard. We're looking at low resolution photos.

I mean, the whole thing is just...

Jessica Kirson (3:43)

He has a bob.

Joe Rogan (3:44)

Here's the problem. Even if he wins, she doesn't have any money.

Like, if he gets $50 million in a settlement, the only good thing is everybody knows now. And this is a good thing. This is one of the reasons why it's good that he did this. Everyone knows now. Like, there's something wrong with her.

Jessica Kirson (4:00)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (4:00)

Like, there's something wrong.

Like, there's some sort of, like, mental issue. Whatever.

Jessica Kirson (4:06)

Well, there's a lot of mental issues. And you said she shit in his bed. See, I haven't even followed...