#1806 - Duncan Trussell

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience. We have to be really careful that we don't catch on fire.

Duncan Trussell (0:20)

Oh yeah. That would be really awesome.

I mean, it would be horrible for us, but that would be really...

Joe Rogan (0:28)

Terrible, it would be funny. I mean, we have fake hair and plastic robes on.

Not good. I mean, these are nylon robes, nylon hair.

Duncan Trussell (0:38)

We would be like Michael Jackson.

This would be the Michael Jackson moment. Remember, he caught on fire?

Joe Rogan (0:43)

They're a Pepsi commercial, right?

Duncan Trussell (0:45)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

That really fucked him up, apparently.

Duncan Trussell (0:47)

That was the beginning of the end.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

Yeah. Well, I think the end was like already...

I think it was already... He was already white by then.

You can't say that was the beginning of the end. That dude was, you know, many plastic surgeries. And he's one of those cat... Like Eddie Bravo always used to say that, like, that Eddie... That Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon does not advertise that he's Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon. You imagine you have the biggest star in the world, and you do his plastic surgery, you're like, not me.

Duncan Trussell (1:15)

Not me?

Joe Rogan (1:16)

I have nothing to do with that.

Duncan Trussell (1:18)

No, that... Yeah. His... Like, it was insane how much they shaved that guy's face down. It was like...

Joe Rogan (1:25)

They made his nose like a tiny European girl's nose. Yeah. Like a four-year-old's nose.

Duncan Trussell (1:31)

Yeah. Horrible. It's horrible.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

They shrunk it down, and... It was caving in, apparently.

Duncan Trussell (1:38)

He was a...

Jamie (1:38)

Did it fall off or something they said? I don't know if that's real.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

See if you can get a photo, because I think there was an issue. See if you can find a photo.

Duncan Trussell (1:45)

It's really scary, though, man.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

Oh, look at the one in the lower right corner. Oh my God. Jesus Christ.

That's what it looked like in real life. So if you saw it in real life, that's what you would see.

Duncan Trussell (1:57)

Why do you think I would hurt a child?

Jamie (1:59)

He's got a bandage on it. That's why it looks a little...

Joe Rogan (2:01)

Because it's caving in. See, the right side of it looks like it's gone.

Duncan Trussell (2:04)

See that right...

Joe Rogan (2:05)

It looks like a hole there, doesn't it?

Duncan Trussell (2:06)

It seems like his eyes have somehow been enlarged or something.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Well, it's that same operation that I think they do with... It's like very popular in South Korea, where they trim your lids.

They give iem that anime look.

SPEAKER_4 (2:21)

Oh, God.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

Look at that nose. That is wild, man.

He kept going. See, the nose he had on the right was like slightly less ridiculous than the nose on the left.

Duncan Trussell (2:32)

That could be a...

Yeah, the one on the right is probably a prosthetic that he puts on. Because if you look at the very... See the bridge? It looks like he painted something.

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Right. It looks a little sketchy. See that little hole on the right nostril, above the right nostril, in the bandage? That's where it looks like it's caving in. And that might have been what was happening to him. Like, look at that photo right there that you had your cursor on earlier, the real creepy one, right above it. Yeah, that one.

Duncan Trussell (3:00)

But wait.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

Look at that one. What the fuck, man?

Duncan Trussell (3:04)

That looks... That's like when I try to make something out of clay.

When I try to make a human face.

Joe Rogan (3:08)

And try to make it look real realistic.

Duncan Trussell (3:14)

Can you... Oh, sorry. The reflection in his glasses, though. What was that, man? Can you pull that one?

No, look, zoom in on that. Is that a tank?

Joe Rogan (3:22)

What is that? Yeah, he's in Russia right now.

Duncan Trussell (3:23)

That is a tank.

Joe Rogan (3:24)

It's a... He is a part of the resistance.

Duncan Trussell (3:29)

What is that, though? What is that massive... What is that? It looks like a...

Joe Rogan (3:33)

You know, it's really crazy. Look at the photo that they just showed, when you go back to all those photos, where it showed him as a young man.

Like, look at that. That was him in 1980 And then by 1983, he was already fucking with his nose. He was trem... You see? Like, in 1980, it was... He looked great!