#1802 - Protect Our Parks 3

Joe Rogan (0:13)

We're rolling, officially.

Mark Normand (0:16)

It's here.

Shane Gillis (0:17)

Holy hell.

Ari Shaffir (0:18)

Because we only have one list.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

It's time to protect our parks. So from the time of Protect Our Parks, we officially have lost one park.

Ari Shaffir (0:24)

We have lost one.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

So we're not protecting shit. We have done zero saving of parks.

Ari Shaffir (0:28)

Everyone says you have a big reach is wrong. You protected O for one park.

Mark Normand (0:32)

Not only did it nothing, it became the opposite of a park. They built a fucking jail on it.

Ari Shaffir (0:37)

They're going to.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

The jail?

Ari Shaffir (0:39)

I just saw signs like, hey, we have to tear down the rest of it too.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

But they're not jailing anybody.

The thing about New York is they're letting everybody out. They let some guy out for murder. He just shot somebody, and they let him out with no bail. And everybody's like, what the fuck is going on?

I don't know. They arrested him for murder. It was like this outrage article.

Shane Gillis (0:58)

He'll beat up an Asian lady soon. That seems to be the pattern.

They get out of jail and they just beat up Asian ladies. I feel horrible for these women.

Ari Shaffir (1:05)

Quit hanging out outside of prisons.

Shane Gillis (1:07)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

That's a wild take, right? People that think that all Asians are responsible for COVID, so you just go up to Asians and punch them.

Shane Gillis (1:16)

They're not?

Joe Rogan (1:16)

When it gets down to the lowest level, like reaction to a crisis, like I see a lot of people today that are really pissed at Russian people, boycotting Russians, not letting Russian people...

Ari Shaffir (1:28)

There's some restaurant here. They're not sending money back for the cause.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

Russia House cut the Russia off their name, and now it just says house.

Ari Shaffir (1:35)

Remember when we made french fries into freedom fries? We were like, we're doing something. We're fucking idiots. What a dumb fucking place we left.

Joe Rogan (1:42)

What about the dummies that pour their vodka down the toilet? Okay, stupid, you already bought that. They have no money.

How about have a free vodka party?

Ari Shaffir (1:49)

Give it to a refugee.

Mark Normand (1:50)

I was in Salt Lake when it started, and they had like a law. They were like, we're banning Russian vodka. The club owner was like, what the fuck?

Ari Shaffir (1:58)

It's not state run.

Mark Normand (1:59)

This is all my money.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

So dumb. Exactly. I already bought it.

Shane Gillis (2:03)

Yeah. What about Russian dressing?

Joe Rogan (2:05)

How do we know? It's just fucking people. Imagine if you're like some hardcore lefty communist, and you sell something, and then they say, oh, America.

America's bombed fucking Yemen.

We can't sell American products anymore. So your American products now are useless. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense.

Ari Shaffir (2:24)

You'd be like, what?

I'm Tom's of Maine. I get mine at Homewood.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

Exactly. I'm Ben and Jerry. I'm a communist. What the fuck are you talking about?

Ari Shaffir (2:33)

I'm a Jew with no sense of taste.

Shane Gillis (2:36)

That communist flavor is pretty good, though. Ben and Jerry's, it's just vanilla.

What is a communist thing?

Joe Rogan (2:46)

There was something there.

Shane Gillis (2:47)

Yeah, let's punch that up.

Ari Shaffir (2:50)

You can't report on the flavors right now.

Shane Gillis (2:54)

They're all working together. See, I don't know anything about communism, so I couldn't write the joke.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

It would have to be a joke where you buy ice cream for everybody.

Ari Shaffir (3:06)

Talk to Yagos Smirnov, see if he can come up with something for you.

Shane Gillis (3:09)

In communist Russia, ice cream eat you. What are you doing?

Joe Rogan (3:16)

How come my little sign isn't on?

Shane Gillis (3:19)

Shorten out. It was off and then on earlier.

Joe Rogan (3:21)

Oh, because it's shorted a little bit. I was pressing buttons, but it was changing the color of the UFO.

I'm a child.

Shane Gillis (3:28)

You love aliens.

Joe Rogan (3:29)

You love gadgets. I'm obsessed.

Shane Gillis (3:31)

Not illegal.

Joe Rogan (3:32)

I'm obsessed with aliens. I like them too.

Shane Gillis (3:34)

All right.

Joe Rogan (3:35)

Well, I was obsessed with alien aliens from other planets.

Mark Normand (3:39)

Yeah. What's going on with them?

Joe Rogan (3:40)