#1789 - Tom Papa

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Tom Papa (0:15)

Oh, good to see you, Joe.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

You are the man that brings the bags. You bring the brown paper bags.

Tom Papa (0:22)

Joe, I was so happy to bring you bread that I was in Colorado doing shows, doing shows, flew home, had my wife feed the starter. I should have come right here.

Joe Rogan (0:33)

Feed the starter.

Tom Papa (0:35)

But I wouldn't have been able to bring you bread, so I flew home.

This is so sick. I flew home just for 24 hours so I could bake the bread and then get back on a plane and bring it to you. But I feel like you haven't had it in so long.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

You're the only one I'll eat bread from.

Tom Papa (0:50)

I know.

Joe Rogan (0:51)

No, I'm lying. I had a piece of bread this Saturday after the fights. I did have a piece of bread with butter. It's pretty damn good.

Tom Papa (1:00)

Well, I'm happy to do it. And I made one regular loaf. I'm not sure which is which, but one regular loaf and one olive loaf, which has green and kalamata olives, lemon zest and herbs de Provence. And I hadn't made that in probably a year, and the house was just filled with the smell of the bread. It was so great. And then flying here, the only thing in my carry-on was bread.

Because it baked yesterday. Here, I'll let you open it with your hands. Oh, my goodness. And, yeah, if Jamie could get a piece of it, he would probably be grateful.

Jamie (1:41)

Did TSA check that hard, or was they okay with it?

Tom Papa (1:43)

It smells so good, it filled my hotel room up.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

You could bake fentanyl in there.

Tom Papa (1:49)

Let me see which one that is. Does that have olives on it?

Doesn't that smell beautiful?

Joe Rogan (1:54)

It does. It's so dense.

Tom Papa (1:56)

Yeah. It's a pretty heavy bread.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

I was reading about a woman who got caught at the border. She had a, she was a pregnant lady.

Tom Papa (2:03)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:03)

And she had like a rubber container filled with fentanyl stuffed up her cooch.

Tom Papa (2:09)

What?

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Yeah.

Tom Papa (2:10)

Oh my god.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

Which, you know, that stuff kills you if it's just a small amount. She had enough to kill everyone she's ever met.

Tom Papa (2:18)

Oh my god. What is fentanyl? That's a...

Joe Rogan (2:20)

It's an opioid. It's an opioid that is highly, highly potent. Jeez. It's like hundreds of times more potent than heroin, I believe.

The amount of fentanyl that kills you is so small. There it is. Pregnant drug runner nabbed smuggling fentanyl in her vagina.

Like an eggplant?

Tom Papa (2:42)

Oh, it's like in a condom.

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Yeah. It's... She wrapped it in a condom, too. The other guy says just say no to drugs on the ruler.

Tom Papa (2:49)

How did they discover that?

Joe Rogan (2:51)

They fingered her.

Tom Papa (2:52)

Well, that's pretty... That's a random search.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Yeah, that is an interesting question.

Tom Papa (2:57)

Right? Like, how did you pick that person out of the line?

Because she's waddling through security.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

19 years old and pregnant. 19-year-old US citizen was flagged for secondary inspection.

Tom Papa (3:09)

Poor girl.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

You know what, man?

Tom Papa (3:11)

Why is she faced with that?

Joe Rogan (3:12)

Yeah, you know, I mean, she's fucking in a terrible situation.

Tom Papa (3:15)

Yeah, exactly. Just gingerly walking through security, oh, it's terrible.

Joe Rogan (3:22)

It says, oh, a drugs canine dog alerted. Ruff! Dogs barking in her pussy.

Tom Papa (3:27)

Oh my god.

Joe Rogan (3:28)

Oh, it's terrible.

Joe Rogan (3:30)

Oh no.

Tom Papa (3:30)

Fentanyl. Well, I felt pretty high risk coming with the bread. It's literally in my wheelie bag and these two big loaves of bread.

You just smell it.

Joe Rogan (3:40)

Did people ask you what's in the bag?

Tom Papa (3:42)

No, they didn't open it. They didn't open it.

Joe Rogan (3:44)

No?

Joe Rogan (3:44)

You look like a safe guy.

Tom Papa (3:46)

Right. I should be getting Fentanyl in my wheelie bag.

I thought that I was looking forward to it. I wanted the story of them going through the bread and being like, it's sour.

Joe Rogan (3:58)

Imagine if they cut it open, though. Oh, you monsters.