#1764 - Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Okay, we're up and running to The Cuddle Party.

Shane Gillis (0:19)

There we go, Gill.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

So what are we calling this? Are we calling this Protect Our Parks?

Mark Normand (0:23)

I think it's Protect Our Parks.

SPEAKER_5 (0:24)

We need a better name.

Ari Shaffir (0:25)

We didn't do a good job protecting the last one.

Mark Normand (0:27)

What happened to the park?

Ari Shaffir (0:27)

It's gone. 50 acres, just a dirt pile now.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

That is so crazy that they allowed them to do that.

SPEAKER_7 (0:34)

They just totally did that.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

You know nobody in the city voted for that.

Ari Shaffir (0:38)

Not a single person. I mean, yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Fucking evil, Matt. It's evil.

Ari Shaffir (0:43)

There's definitely a prison in there or high rises in no time.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

What is the general consensus about the new mayor of New York?

SPEAKER_5 (0:49)

Oh, it's bad already.

SPEAKER_8 (0:50)

I think it seems nice.

Ari Shaffir (0:52)

I saw people get mad at him for saying we had to protect the low-wage employees because he's like, the people with Dunkin Donuts, and he goes, they're not educated. They're not smart enough to be in a corner office. And I was like, what?

Joe Rogan (1:02)

Oh, Jesus.

Ari Shaffir (1:02)

His point was protect them, but the way he said it, people were like, what's that supposed to mean?

Joe Rogan (1:06)

You've got to protect these morons.

SPEAKER_5 (1:08)

But he hired his brother and he gave him like half a mil.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

$250,000. His last job, I think, was parking cars.

SPEAKER_5 (1:15)

Oh, really?

Ari Shaffir (1:17)

Just whatever you can clear out of the middle.

Mark Normand (1:20)

That's a nice thing. That's what you want in your leader, somebody who's willing to take it. I don't want a guy who wouldn't hook his brother up.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Right. I don't want a guy who shits on his brother.

Ari Shaffir (1:29)

That's what they said about Cuomo. They're like, why'd you hook up your brother? I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_5 (1:32)

It's his brother.

Ari Shaffir (1:32)

What are you talking about?

Joe Rogan (1:34)

I think it's the way he did it though, right? Wasn't the Cuomo thing that he was using his influence to gather information about his accusers.

SPEAKER_5 (1:43)

That's a good bro.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

That's a good bro. You're supposed to do that. You're just supposed to shut the fuck up about it and not put it on Gmail.

Oh, you got to go Yahoo!

SPEAKER_5 (1:54)

Go to Signal.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

What's Signal?

Ari Shaffir (1:56)

The drug dealers use.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

No, fucking insurrectionists.

Ari Shaffir (1:59)

Oh, everybody. Disappearing messages.

SPEAKER_5 (2:02)

To the one year.

Ari Shaffir (2:04)

To the year. Cheers. One year anniversary of the greatest upset.

They just did Drunk Buster Douglas as the greatest upset.

SPEAKER_5 (2:15)

A couple of them climbed that wall pretty good. I mean, it was impressive. They were out of shape.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

They were out of shape. Those were the feds. Were federal agents involved in inciting violence or trying to court?

Ari Shaffir (2:39)

We can't answer that.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

Yeah. Never saw it.

Ari Shaffir (2:41)

You should always ask a follow-up question like, is Coke the same as Sprite? And they'll be like, no. Like, okay, that's your baseline.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Right.

SPEAKER_8 (2:49)

So then, what is, we can't answer this.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

What does that mean? We can't answer this.

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_5 (2:56)

Who knows?

Joe Rogan (2:56)

Oh, we have a fucking distinct lack of marijuana in this room.

SPEAKER_5 (2:59)

Uh-oh.

Joe Rogan (3:00)

We've made an error. I'll be right back. Talk amongst yourselves.

He sucker punched me with that.

SPEAKER_8 (3:12)

Talk amongst yourselves.

Ari Shaffir (3:14)

The park goes down.

Mark Normand (3:15)

The park goes down. Ari's a real dickhead.

SPEAKER_5 (3:17)

I don't even watch the news. I haven't seen any news stories since Larry Nassar.

Ari Shaffir (3:21)

You don't watch it. It's so smart not to. Larry Nassar was a great.

SPEAKER_5 (3:24)

I mean, that was the peak.

Mark Normand (3:26)

You're like, I'm done. This is good.

SPEAKER_5 (3:28)

I got enough.

Shane Gillis (3:29)

I watched the news.

SPEAKER_5 (3:30)

There's nothing for me there.

Ari Shaffir (3:33)

Some might involve Me Too and sports. It's a good combo.

SPEAKER_5 (3:36)

That's true. That should be a sport.

Ari Shaffir (3:38)

Me Too.

SPEAKER_5 (3:39)

Yeah, the Me Too Olympics.

What's it called, was it University, Penn State, they're doing good. Was it Penn State with Sandusky?