#1752 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon (0:13)

I don't know if I'm going to buy a Rolls Royce, but I do like them.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

What about a Cadillac? I think you're more of a Cadillac guy.

Tim Dillon (0:19)

Well, that's a knock.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

No, they're great.

Tim Dillon (0:24)

That's kind of a knock.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

No, they're great cars.

Tim Dillon (0:26)

It's a Long Island, it's a... Aren't you? Yeah, it's a car for a Long Island guy who's a little full of shit. Yeah? Long Island? Yeah, I can see myself in Escalade.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

They're great.

Tim Dillon (0:36)

They're amazing. There's a lot of guys who want to be Tony Soprano, who aren't Tony Soprano, who like the Sopranos who drive Escalades.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

That is an issue.

Tim Dillon (0:46)

Oh yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

Yeah, it's like pinky rings. You really can't wear a pinky ring.

Tim Dillon (0:51)

It's a car where when you're driving in it, you're in a movie that no one's watching except you, and you're starring in it.

Joe Rogan (0:57)

If you got that Sopranos song, woke up this morning. Yeah.

Tim Dillon (1:00)

Well, you like only pretty much fast cars.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

No, I like all kinds of cars. Yeah.

Tim Dillon (1:06)

You're not like a luxury sedan guy.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

I've had them.

Tim Dillon (1:09)

Yeah?

Joe Rogan (1:09)

Yeah, I've had them before.

Tim Dillon (1:10)

What was the best one?

Joe Rogan (1:11)

I had a BMW seven series.

Tim Dillon (1:12)

They're great.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

It was amazing.

Tim Dillon (1:14)

I love them, yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:14)

It was really comfortable. It's just like you feel like you're insulated from the world and.

Tim Dillon (1:20)

Yeah, I feel like those cars I love, but I also feel like a dentist, because my dentist had it. In Long Island, dentists have BMW seven series or Mercedes S 500s. That's like the car for your doctor.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

That's a nice car, too. The Benz S-Class.

Tim Dillon (1:38)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

Very nice car.

Tim Dillon (1:39)

Those are nice. Very nice car.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

I got the Tesla, the new Plaid.

Tim Dillon (1:44)

The fast one.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

It's preposterous.

Tim Dillon (1:46)

It's insane.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

But the steering wheel's dumb.

It's a yoke. I'm not a fan of the steering wheel.

Tim Dillon (1:51)

You gotta talk to your boy.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

I don't know what to tell him.

He's dead set on the yoke. What is the yoke?

Tim Dillon (1:57)

It's like a...

Joe Rogan (1:57)

Like a Formula One car.

Tim Dillon (1:59)

Right.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

You know?

Tim Dillon (2:00)

Right.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

Like it's got a handle on here and a handle on here, and you're just kinda like holding it like this. Not only that, the horn is not this anymore. It's not hit the center. It's a button that you have to awkwardly move your thumb to get to, to hit, and you have to know. That's the steering wheel. See what the horn is? See the little horn icon? Fuck that thing. I'm not a fan of that.

I mean, when I grab the top, my thumb, if extended, does go where the horn is, like perfectly, but I want to hit the center. That's where the horn is. The horn's the center.

Tim Dillon (2:28)

Yeah, it's old habits die hard.

Joe Rogan (2:31)

And the blinkers, you see the blinkers? They're on the left-hand side that's left and right. So you have to look.

Instead of like the little stick, I like the stick. The left, right, left, right, it's easy.

Tim Dillon (2:41)

My problem with Tesla is my producer has a Tesla, and people that have Teslas think they've done well, but what is this, it's like a $35,000 car, right? It's a cheap car.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Depends on which one you get. That one is the, the S is, how much does that cost? It's well over a hundred.

Tim Dillon (3:01)

Right, but I think the beginners, you can get them for like 38 grand.

Joe Rogan (3:05)

You can get the three, yeah. It's a great car though. Like if you want a car that's like reliable, fast as fuck, great battery life, easy to drive.

Tim Dillon (3:16)

It's too much of a cult. Like everybody who's in it talks about it.

Yeah, but you know the guy, right? But there's people out there that are talking about Starlink satellites and SpaceX, and it's like guys, shut up. You know, they feel like they're part of this revolutionary force, but you just bought a car.