#1728 - Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Shane Gillis.

Ari Shaffir (0:16)

Hey, super spreader of love.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Ari Shaffir, and Mark Normand with a mask on. He's got a shtick going.

Mark Normand (0:22)

Just want to be safe.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

We just saw your antibodies. We all have antibodies except Ari.

Ari Shaffir (0:27)

I have other things, guys. I'm on a different level.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

You have the most bitch-ass antibody line from that vaccine.

Mark Normand (0:33)

Auschwitz.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

And you had it in June? So July, August, September, October, November, five months, it's useless.

Ari Shaffir (0:40)

Wait, July, August, September, October, November, five months.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

Useless.

Ari Shaffir (0:43)

There's nothing.

Mark Normand (0:44)

Weaker people.

Ari Shaffir (0:45)

And yet I've never gotten it. I've survived everything.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

Overdoses.

Jamie (0:49)

It's amazing.

Ari Shaffir (0:50)

Resilience.

Jamie (0:51)

Maybe it's all the drugs.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

Maybe it's the drugs.

Ari Shaffir (0:53)

Kills everything else. Kills brain cells. Can't kill those cells? Right. That's good.

Joe Rogan (0:57)

I like how you're thinking.

Ari Shaffir (0:59)

Prove me wrong. It actually hasn't weighed in on that.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

Well, there was a lot of talk about people that smoke cigarettes. They were saying that people that smoke cigarettes are less likely to catch it, and they were trying to figure out why, and someone made this theory, said, well, you've got to think about what cigarettes are. It's hot smoke. You're taking in hot smoke in your lungs in the very area where coronavirus replicates. Replicates in your throat.

And in your nostrils.

So these people, I mean, it's a dumb idea, it's not like smoking cigarettes will kill. Maybe that works.

You don't have to smoke a lot, you don't have to do it like, you know, like Wiz Khalifa style.

Shane Gillis (1:33)

Being like inactive and drinking has helped me.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (1:36)

You get into less bad situations.

Shane Gillis (1:38)

Yeah. I just haven't gotten, well, I got it.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

You got it. You guys both got it.

Shane Gillis (1:42)

I'm fighting it off.

Ari Shaffir (1:43)

All three of you got it.

Shane Gillis (1:44)

I was recently exposed.

Ari Shaffir (1:45)

Yeah, you were. Shane just went through it.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

You have the other line, you have the lower line that's a recent exposure line.

Mark Normand, you've got some fat ass antibodies. How do you feel about that?

Mark Normand (1:56)

I don't know if they're that fat.

Shane Gillis (1:58)

Mine were fat as hell.

Mark Normand (1:59)

Yours were fat.

Shane Gillis (1:59)

Yours were thin.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

I was going to get to that.

Shane Gillis (2:02)

You got a hell of a piece. Joe was chirping until he saw my lines.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Yours is exactly the same as mine.

Jamie (2:08)

Yeah, I know.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Well, congratulations on being like me.

Mark Normand (2:13)

When you've been canceled, your line gets thicker.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

It builds up your social immunity as well.

Ari Shaffir (2:22)

I admit to one in like a year and a half, so I might not roll a weekend.

Jamie (2:24)

Time for another death tweet.

Mark Normand (2:27)

Get Chapelle in here. It will be this thick.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Yeah, right now.

But meanwhile, when the guy goes on stage, I filmed him going on stage when we did New Orleans or Nashville. I think New Orleans. It's the fucking craziest sound you've ever heard in your life.

Jamie (2:41)

Really?

Joe Rogan (2:41)

Oh my God. They're so happy he's there.

Mark Normand (2:43)

How is New Orleans though? Because they can be notoriously shitty audiences.

Jamie (2:47)

They were great.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

They were great.

Jamie (2:48)

It was wild.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

No, it was wild.

Ari Shaffir (2:50)

The same thing with Louis when he went up to the Accelerator, it was always like explosions.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

People are happy.

It's a small percentage of very loud people that are cancelling him, and all of them didn't see the special. That's why there's no quotes. If you notice the thing about Chappelle, all the hate.

Ari Shaffir (3:06)

One word quotes.

Joe Rogan (3:07)

He finds him, quote unquote, funny, I had a guy on the other day, Rob Kearney, who goes by the name World's Strongest Gay on Instagram. He's a power lifter who happens to be a gay guy. That was the thing that bothered him.

He said that Chappelle's saying he finds him funny.

He thought it was...

Ari Shaffir (3:26)

At some point, aren't we all just supposed to be like, whatever this is, is a misquote. Anything you're exposed to is probably a misquote.