#1707 - Kyle Dunnigan & Kurt Metzger

Kurt Metzger (0:15)

I'm terrible in that position. I have to be really, some people instinctively are like, we just don't talk about that, know how to do that. I don't have no, I can't, I can't do that.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Yeah, I know you don't, that's what I love about you.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:25)

He says things that people are like, oh my God.

He said something to a comedian, I won't say, but like, oh my God, it was good advice. He gave some advice, he was honest.

Kurt Metzger (0:35)

What, like, one.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

To tell them to kill themselves?

Kyle Dunnigan (0:38)

No.

Kurt Metzger (0:39)

No, it's, uh.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

To tell to quit?

Kurt Metzger (0:42)

No, no, I don't wanna get into it, I'm gonna embarrass somebody.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

What have you done, Kyle?

Kyle Dunnigan (0:48)

I'm leaving, I'm sorry.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

As a team, you two.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:54)

He's honest, yes, go ahead as a team.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

You two balanced each other out in a very odd way.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:58)

We, yes, we fill gaps.

Kurt Metzger (1:01)

Yeah. Sometimes it feels like we're inside each other.

Is that?

Kyle Dunnigan (1:05)

That's accurate. Cause we have like.

Kurt Metzger (1:07)

Is that blurting out anything?

Kyle Dunnigan (1:09)

We do like opposite things.

And like the things I have gaps in, he fills up. I mean, her is, it does sound sexual, but I'm not being sexual.

Kurt Metzger (1:17)

It sounds incredibly sexual.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

No, but I know what you're saying.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:19)

Yeah, I mean, he's an amazing like joke machine, you know? It all sounds like every part of it is sexual.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

You guys are silently creating the best comedy show on the internet. I really believe that.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:33)

Thank you.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

Your shit that you guys are put out, these face swaps, this fucking The Fresh Prez, this Joe Biden sitcom, like I am astonished it hasn't caught on more than it has. It's caught on a lot, but it should be one of the biggest fucking things in the country. You guys are doing the most ruthless, hilarious shit. I can't support it enough. That's why I wanted to have you guys in here.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:59)

It's you.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

A little dirty?

Kyle Dunnigan (2:00)

You've been the one that's like, I mean, when you started promoting my stuff, like three years ago, I mean, I was nowhere. I was doomed. You need to look back on your life. I didn't realize how doomed I was until you started supporting me.

And then I was like cranking out maybe one a week, one sketch a week. And that was like a lot of work, you know, even just to do that, writing sketches, a lot hard to crank out.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

You need a better Instagram handle. It's like Kyle Dunnigan Two.

Kurt Metzger (2:26)

No, it's one.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:26)

It's one, dude.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

Why is it one?

Kurt Metzger (2:28)

But it does mean this.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:29)

Two's actually a better name.

Kurt Metzger (2:30)

It does mean two.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Does someone have Kyle Dunnigan One?

Kurt Metzger (2:32)

Yeah, yeah.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:32)

He also has my email and he gets a lot of emails.

Joe Rogan (2:35)

You've talked to this Kyle Dunnigan fella?

Kyle Dunnigan (2:37)

See, he stopped, he used to forward me stuff. And it's been like a year and a half. And I'm sure he's just like, I'm not doing this anymore.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

Yeah, I had joerogan.com. There was an original Joe Rogan who was a real estate salesman.

Kurt Metzger (2:48)

You lost yours to a real estate guy, too. That's why I don't have Kurt Metzger.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

I didn't lose it. I mean, it's his name. He's older than me. He's a veteran. It's really his name. But I bought it from him.

Kyle Dunnigan (3:00)

I had kyledunnigan.com and then someone bought it because I dropped the ball. And now he's like 40 grand and I'm like, no.

So I have Kyle Dunnigan Comedy.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

40 grand?

Kyle Dunnigan (3:09)

I don't think the one was his fuck. You want to make a year's salary on this? I would have paid like $100. $100, but I have Kyle Dunnigan comedy.com, which I don't like to say like, comedy. I have that on my mind.

Kurt Metzger (3:23)

No, it's sad. Mine is taken by the, you know, .com, the site. I used to have it and then I just didn't pay, you know, way back when I had it. And I didn't either pay for it or somebody else. And it was taken.