#1695 - Andrew Schulz
The Joe Rogan Experience
August 12, 2021
Andrew Schulz is a standup comedian, actor, and co-host of the "Brilliant Idiots" and "Flagrant 2" podcasts.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Andrew Schulz, Jamie
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:04)
The Joe Rogan Experience. And hello, Andrew.
SPEAKER_3 (0:15)
Hello, Joe.
Joe Rogan (0:16)
Welcome to Texas.
Andrew Schulz (0:17)
Oh, thank you so much.
Joe Rogan (0:18)
It was good running into you last night.
Andrew Schulz (0:19)
It was so much fun. Last night was great.
Joe Rogan (0:21)
It was, right?
Andrew Schulz (0:22)
I choked you out, dude. How about that spot?
Joe Rogan (0:24)
The Golden Tiger spot?
Andrew Schulz (0:25)
Can we talk about me choking you? Can we talk about mine?
Joe Rogan (0:27)
You tried a couple of times. It was interesting. You got a hold of my neck.
Andrew Schulz (0:31)
But did you think I had power? Do you think I had like real choke power?
Joe Rogan (0:34)
You could develop it.
SPEAKER_4 (0:37)
I think you developed some real choke power.
Joe Rogan (0:38)
I got shot immediately, dude.
Andrew Schulz (0:39)
We're at 30 seconds in.
SPEAKER_5 (0:41)
I just got trashed immediately.
Joe Rogan (0:42)
You got a good build for Jiu Jitsu. You're a tall guy. You got long limbs.
Andrew Schulz (0:45)
Okay.
Joe Rogan (0:46)
That's really good for Jiu Jitsu. If you see like some of the greatest of all time, like Hodger Gracie. He's got these really long arms and, yeah, there's a lot of guys like that.
Yeah. It was full of steamer, same build, long limbs.
Andrew Schulz (0:59)
I'll be honest, I thought it would be easier. Because I've never tried to choke somebody.
Joe Rogan (1:03)
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz (1:03)
So then when you let me like do it, I'm like, all right, I got this easy. And then I was going to like take it easy on you. I wasn't, you know, going to really get you out of there.
And I was shocked how I couldn't get under your chin.
Joe Rogan (1:14)
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz (1:16)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:17)
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz (1:17)
That shocked me.
Joe Rogan (1:18)
Why is that shocking?
Andrew Schulz (1:19)
Well, I figure your chin is here. I just get the arm under. And then once I'm under the chin, it's over. That's how it looks like in all the fights.
Joe Rogan (1:24)
You should try to Gordon.
Andrew Schulz (1:26)
I would definitely take out Gordon. Gordon was there. Shout out to Gordon. Shout out to Gordon. And I was nice to him, but I was going to choke the shit out of him. I told him that. I did tell him that.
I told him today and I said, and I pulled him aside, and I was like, listen, I understand your girl's here, and out of respect for her, I'm not going to choke the shit out of you. But he was getting his blood test and I almost choked the shit out of him. I told him. I didn't say it.
I think if I sneak up on him and I kind of just jump on him, then I think I might have a chance.
Joe Rogan (1:51)
You should try jujitsu.
You'd enjoy it. I'm down. There's a lot of places in New York City.
Andrew Schulz (1:58)
Yeah, there's the one that you guys were talking about.
Joe Rogan (2:01)
They get a lot of fucking staff infections there. I keep hearing about people catching staff. Because in the basement, Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a place that gets some sunlight.
SPEAKER_5 (2:11)
So where should I go?
Joe Rogan (2:12)
Well, it's a great place for training, though. But as far as learning, it's one of the best places ever.
SPEAKER_5 (2:17)
Yeah, I'm down to try it.
Andrew Schulz (2:19)
I keep talking to guys about it and they say like, I think it was Ronnie Chang. Said it, you know, Ronnie Chang, comedian?
Joe Rogan (2:24)
Yeah, he's hilarious.
Andrew Schulz (2:25)
He's fucking brilliant. And he's like, it's cool because it's one of these things where you can give maximum effort.
Joe Rogan (2:32)
Yes.
Andrew Schulz (2:33)
You know, like, in boxing, you can't go 100%. You're gonna hurt somebody or somebody's gonna hurt you.
Joe Rogan (2:37)
Right.
Andrew Schulz (2:38)
But it gets to the point where you tap out and then you get this great workout, but you're giving everything you got.
Joe Rogan (2:43)
You know what's good about that, too? If you're ever in a real altercation, you're used to people resisting 100%. Because if you're a karate guy and you're just point touching each other, did you see that karate thing in the Olympics?
Andrew Schulz (2:56)
It was unbelievable.
Joe Rogan (2:57)
The guy loses.
He wins, but he loses. How do you feel proud?
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