#1642 - Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino (0:16)

You like his man bun?

Jamie (0:17)

No.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

I've been trying to shave his head for six months.

Jamie (0:20)

I don't like it either.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Why don't you get a pair of trimmers?

Andrew Santino (0:24)

You look like one of the guys from Mortal Kombat, that movie I just fucking want.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

You look like one of those guys that motherfucker and wear cool hats.

Andrew Santino (0:31)

What's the deal? Why are you growing it out so much?

Joe Rogan (0:33)

Roll the film on this.

Jamie (0:34)

We're going.

Andrew Santino (0:36)

Yeah, when I walked in and I didn't even recognize him, I was like, who's that cutie? Who's that cute girl over there?

Jamie (0:41)

That's how I actually started working for Joe. I had hair this long. It's actually longer when I started working for him.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

There's something about when it gets all gray though that you're supposed to cut it real short. You can't have gray long hair. Then you're either a drug dealer or you're running a cult.

Andrew Santino (0:53)

You do look like you sell coke. Is there not a moment in the morning where you're embarrassed that you have to put a little tie on everything?

Jamie (1:00)

Every time.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Why don't you shave your head? Just get some trimmers that give you a little buzz.

Andrew Santino (1:04)

I want to do it.

Jamie (1:06)

Why not?

Joe Rogan (1:06)

Because it's easy.

Jamie (1:07)

I know.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

That's the thing. I shaved my head today. I just got the little trimmers. Buzz it out. Gave myself a buzz. It took about five minutes.

Andrew Santino (1:15)

I didn't.

Joe Rogan (1:15)

I know you didn't.

You ought to put a rubber band on your head. That's preposterous.

Andrew Santino (1:20)

All right, look. There's the last I'll say about it. I'm being real.

I love you. I'm not making fun of you.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

I love you too.

Andrew Santino (1:24)

Because you know I love you.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

I love you too.

Andrew Santino (1:25)

But let me say this.

Jamie (1:26)

What's up?

Andrew Santino (1:27)

Do you do it because you think chicks like it?

Jamie (1:28)

No, no, no. I just haven't been to a barber literally. I went to do it before the pandemic started.

Andrew Santino (1:34)

Yeah.

Jamie (1:34)

We went to Vegas and I planned on doing it in Vegas. I just didn't get a chance to go that day.

And then we came back the next week and there was no barbers available for eight months.

Andrew Santino (1:44)

Let's go out and get lit up tonight and let's shave your head. Yeah. Come on, dude.

Jamie (1:47)

I thought about doing it the last couple of days. I'm just like, I haven't done it yet.

Andrew Santino (1:49)

Let's do it here, I bet you they got a razor, let's do it here, baby. Let's make history right now.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

Yeah, let's do some razor blades in there.

Andrew Santino (1:55)

Let's NFT your hair, Jamie.

Jamie (1:57)

Okay, now we're talking.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

Let's carve some lightning bolts in there and shit.

Andrew Santino (2:02)

Hell yeah, bro.

Jamie (2:03)

I thought I would have a pretty cool mullet if I cut it right right now, too, but that's taken by some people.

Andrew Santino (2:09)

Yeah, you don't want to step on Theo's toes. Hey man, Jamie, I saw that mullet, man.

Joe Rogan (2:13)

You can't claim a mullet. You don't know the mullet.

Andrew Santino (2:16)

Theo owns the mullet right now.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

But he doesn't.

Andrew Santino (2:18)

He's like the mullet king of the comedy world. In our comedy world, who has a mullet that can compete?

Foxworthy was the original.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

Yeah, he had a mullet, right?

Andrew Santino (2:27)

Yeah, Foxworthy was the original mullet god.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

Who else has one? Any lesbian ladies?

As opposed to what?

Andrew Santino (2:34)

Lesbian men? Yeah, lesbian dudes. There's a couple of lesbian dude comics.

What is the old, well, who had a mullet back in the day, I'm trying to think.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

No. No, he always had a baseball hat on.

Andrew Santino (2:45)

Yeah.

No, Foxworthy was the original mullet king, and man, if for some reason he pulled it off, he still looked cool anyway. It didn't matter for some reason.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Wow, he's got great jokes.

Andrew Santino (2:55)

That's what it was. See? If the jokes are good, nobody cares about audio stuff.