#1641 - Matty Matheson

Matty Matheson (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience. The first thing I say is buttered-up, buttered-up asshole.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

For anybody else, it would be a real issue. For you, it's on brand.

Matty Matheson (0:24)

I'm on brand.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

Yeah, you're always on brand.

Matty Matheson (0:26)

I am a brand.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Dude, speaking of on brand, you fucked this podcast up because you stepped in here with some Franklin's brisket, my god, sir.

Matty Matheson (0:34)

Oh.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

You made everybody, you put everybody into a sedated state. Franklin's brisket, by the way, may I say that was my first time eating it, and the fucking hype is real.

Matty Matheson (0:45)

The hype is real. It's a beautiful thing. Aaron, beautiful person, beautiful brisket. You're welcome. I'm trying to slow you down.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

Slow me down.

Matty Matheson (0:52)

I'm trying to slow you down a little bit, bring you down to my level. I'm a slow guy. I like to move. I'm like a sea turtle.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

You got a lot of energy, though, dude.

Matty Matheson (0:59)

I got a lot of energy packed up in here. I watch your show. I'm like a sugar packet.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

I'm a fan of your program. I enjoy what you do.

Matty Matheson (1:06)

Cheers. Hey.

To your health.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

To yours.

Matty Matheson (1:13)

That's fucking hot. That is a boiling pot of fucking coffee.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

Got me.

Matty Matheson (1:19)

Coffee, boys. Okay.

Joe Rogan (1:23)

So the best brisket I've ever had up until today is Terry Black's.

Matty Matheson (1:27)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

And Franklin's is just as good. It is not better.

It is not better. It is amazing. I don't think there's better. I think that we were talking about this.

Matty Matheson (1:35)

Better isn't always best.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

There's a level of barbecue that you just like, holy fucking shit. And there's quite a few places like that.

Matty Matheson (1:42)

There's a lot of holy shits. There's a lot of holy shits.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Franklin's is holy shit.

Matty Matheson (1:46)

Franklin is holy shit. Franklin makes you want to like shit your pants, rub your feet.

Juicy, crispy, the barky. The rendered fat within the molecules.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

And I only had two pieces, but I'm like, brrr.

Matty Matheson (2:01)

You're sleepy. We've got to bring you back. You've got to drink some of your hot fucking coffee piss. Black rifle.

Black rifle. That's a fucking shout out.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Yeah, that's a shout out.

Matty Matheson (2:12)

Um, I just want to ask you a quick question. This is easy question.

Have you ever listened to my podcast? I have a podcast called Powerful Truth Angels.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

No.

Matty Matheson (2:22)

Okay, I have a podcast called Powerful Truth Angels, The fucking.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

Name is amazing.

Matty Matheson (2:25)

It's incredible.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

Do you have a T-shirt?

Matty Matheson (2:27)

I made it. This is our first one we've ever made.

I sharpied it, cause I was like, I'm going on strategic channel mold. I'm like, The Biggest, this is like the, Uh, what is it? The Oprah of podcasts? So, I was just like, I need to wear a shirt because I have a podcast with my co-host Two Tone, and I just wanted to quickly, I know this is a big podcast, it's doing well.

It's doing well. And so, I just wanted to take this chance to just-

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Shout out your own show.

Matty Matheson (2:54)

Shout out my own show, because I just thought that this is, I won't talk about it again.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Do I want a picture of you with the angel wings and maybe some sort of a weapon?

Matty Matheson (3:03)

Yeah, like a crossbow bazooka, grenade launcher, flame laser eyes.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

And maybe some of them, the old school runner's goggles.

Matty Matheson (3:14)

Runner goggles.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

You know those, what the fuck is that guy's name?

Matty Matheson (3:17)

What, Larry?

Joe Rogan (3:19)

The Bosworth? The Bosworth? Remember he used to have those goggles from back in the day, Terminator goggles?

Matty Matheson (3:24)

The Terminator?

Joe Rogan (3:25)

Oh, like those sunglasses.

Matty Matheson (3:26)

The little oakly guys. Yeah, like- Wind stripes. Wind stripes. Tactical.

Joe Rogan (3:30)

Roca Tactical.

Matty Matheson (3:31)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:32)

If you were, yeah, shooting guns.

Matty Matheson (3:33)

If I was a tactical person shooting guns in the mountain range-

Joe Rogan (3:36)

Those were the kind of glasses you had.