#164 - Answering Reddit's Biggest Questions

Shayne Topp (0:01)

Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shayne.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (0:03)

Hey, I'm Amanda. And we have a really cool guest with us today. His name is Damien.

Damien Haas (0:07)

Aw, shiz.

Shayne Topp (0:08)

Back again.

Damien Haas (0:09)

My name is Damien Haas, but it won't come up.

Shayne Topp (0:13)

You sure?

Amanda Lehan-Conto (0:14)

Dude.

Damien Haas (0:15)

Probably.

Shayne Topp (0:15)

What? Damien, you're back.

Damien Haas (0:18)

I'm back, baby. You can't get rid of me.

Shayne Topp (0:20)

No.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (0:20)

We actually can't. We left crumbs out, and that's why.

Damien Haas (0:22)

Oh, you can't?

Amanda Lehan-Conto (0:23)

No, we can't.

Shayne Topp (0:24)

Okay.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (0:24)

No, we left crumbs out.

Damien Haas (0:25)

Not till you know the incantation.

You gotta know the incantation. You gotta know.

Shayne Topp (0:30)

What would be the treat that would lure you into a trap?

Amanda Lehan-Conto (0:33)

Can I guess?

Shayne Topp (0:34)

What would it be like if someone like-

Amanda Lehan-Conto (0:36)

A cookie crumble.

Shayne Topp (0:37)

No, I don't think it would.

Damien Haas (0:38)

Does it have to be food?

Shayne Topp (0:39)

It could be anything.

Damien Haas (0:40)

Because I think if someone's like, oh, they've got a baby goat in the break room, you can hold a baby goat, or any kind of like, oh, there's an animal. I'd be like, I want to see the animal.

Shayne Topp (0:48)

That would probably, yeah. Yeah. It's like puppies in here. That would probably get me moving towards it.

Damien Haas (0:56)

I also think like anything out of the ordinary enough, I'd be like, what? Like, you know, Tim, who's our amazing IT person who keeps this channel running for a full decade. If it was like, yeah, Tim's doing his dance routine, I'd be like, his what?

Amanda Lehan-Conto (1:09)

I was just gonna say that. I'm like, Tim does his dance routine in the break room.

Damien Haas (1:14)

Yeah, he's been taking classes. And I'm like, I didn't even know Tim was, I would go so fast.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (1:18)

Can you imagine he does like a back flip?

Damien Haas (1:20)

I can see it.

Shayne Topp (1:21)

If they were like, Tim's got his vest off, and you look and you see just a glowing light coming from a room, I would run into there. Tim's a vampire.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (1:31)

He wears a vest every day.

Shayne Topp (1:32)

I've never seen him without it.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (1:34)

That's awesome.

Shayne Topp (1:34)

I have been to a pool with Tim, and he was still wearing a vest.

Damien Haas (1:38)

Was it a life vest?

Shayne Topp (1:39)

He was, no. Even better. But he was wearing his typical vest with a button up underneath, with swim trunks.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (1:46)

That's great. You are literally lying.

Shayne Topp (1:48)

I am not lying.

Damien Haas (1:49)

Look, if you got a thing that works, and for Tim, it works.

Shayne Topp (1:52)

It really, it simply works.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (1:54)

The sun has not seen his chest ever.

Shayne Topp (1:56)

I am sure at some point he takes it. Around those, he loves and trusts the most, probably. But we are not of that caliber.

Damien Haas (2:08)

Socks stay on. Vest stays on. You can do this or not.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (2:12)

He was born with a vest. Got it.

Shayne Topp (2:13)

Yeah. I wonder how many vests he owns.

Damien Haas (2:17)

I would imagine.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (2:18)

Ten.

Damien Haas (2:18)

I was going to say somewhere around ten, but they are good quality.

Shayne Topp (2:23)

He has to dry clean those, right?

Damien Haas (2:24)

Probably.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (2:25)

If he wants to.

Shayne Topp (2:26)

His dry cleaner has to know him by name.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (2:28)

Tim.

Shayne Topp (2:29)

He's like, what's up, Tim?

Damien Haas (2:29)

They merely know him as Sir.

Shayne Topp (2:31)

Yeah.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (2:32)

Probably, can you help me with my phone? I need something to be fixed.

Shayne Topp (2:35)

He was like, I guess. Oh, interesting.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (2:38)

Maybe he gets free dry cleaning because he helps them with their phone. Oh, maybe.

Shayne Topp (2:42)

And he just restarts their phone. They're like, oh, thank you.

Amanda Lehan-Conto (2:44)

He turns it off and on, and he goes, yep. Now you just hook up to the Wi-Fi. And they go, you are a brilliant man.

Shayne Topp (2:49)

I didn't even know we could do.

Damien Haas (2:50)

That's most things.

Shayne Topp (2:51)

It's true.

Damien Haas (2:52)

Look, I had a meeting this morning with the company I'm going to be doing a branded thing for, and my camera wasn't getting recognized. And I was like, oh, no.