#1636 - Colion Noir

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience. Like, anytime there's a gun issue, you're my go-to guy.

Colion Noir (0:21)

I'm not gonna argue with that.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Nobody knows more. I don't know anybody, I mean, there might be a dude out there, but he's probably dangerous.

Colion Noir (0:28)

Yeah, I mean, I probably learned a lot from him anyway, so.

Joe Rogan (0:33)

So what's happening, man? How's everything?

Colion Noir (0:35)

Nothing much, man. I'm glad to have you so close now.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

Yeah, yeah, we're state residents now.

Colion Noir (0:40)

Yeah, you are.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

How far is the drive from Dallas?

Colion Noir (0:42)

Uh, the way I do it or the way normal people do it?

Joe Rogan (0:45)

You shouldn't say that on the air, man. There's a lot of cops out here.

Colion Noir (0:49)

I do it fast legally.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

How you do that?

Colion Noir (0:51)

I mean, that's another story.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

What, do you have a fucking jet?

Colion Noir (0:54)

I mean, what's fast legally? Jet on land.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

Yeah, but that's not legal.

Colion Noir (1:00)

Yeah, I mean.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

There's a speed limit, sir.

Colion Noir (1:02)

I'm a lawyer, man.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

Oh, okay, okay, let's leave it at that.

Colion Noir (1:06)

Bunch of legal.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

You know, Montana didn't have a speed limit for a long time.

They had no speed limit. They were like, we don't give a fuck up here.

Colion Noir (1:11)

Dude, that sounds like my place to be.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Yeah, Montana's pretty badass, but I think they had to get a speed limit to get some state or federal funding or something like that.

Colion Noir (1:21)

Sounds about right.

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Yeah, the federal government's like, look, enough of this shit. People are going up there to test cars.

Colion Noir (1:26)

I mean, look, Jeremy, they have the Autobahn.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

I know.

Colion Noir (1:29)

Right?

Just let me, look, it's getting ridiculous. Like in my car right now, I have a radar detector that's built in, and then I have a radar detector I keep on my little dash.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

You have a double radar? Yeah.

Is this the Ferrari?

Colion Noir (1:44)

No, no, no, no. This is the, this is the Turbo S, I have a 2014 Turbo S.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

That's a ridiculously fast car. And then the 2022 makes that thing seem like a goddamn Prius.

Colion Noir (1:58)

It's stupid.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

It's so crazy.

Colion Noir (2:00)

It's stupid. And that thing is so god-awful.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

2.5 seconds. 2.5 seconds here to 60

Colion Noir (2:06)

I have to wonder, where do you go from there?

Joe Rogan (2:09)

We're going wherever it is, we're going. Like Tesla is where we're going.

Colion Noir (2:14)

This is true. I remember we had this conversation before.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

And my Tesla is preposterous, man.

My Tesla is faster than the 2022 Turbo S, faster. 2.4 seconds, zero to 60 So it's a tenth of a second faster, zero to 60 And it feels like it, dude.

Colion Noir (2:31)

I'm still fighting it.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

I know.

Colion Noir (2:33)

I'm still fighting it.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

I know. Listen, man. I have a regular car, too. I have a couple of regular cars. Yeah. That sound, the sound of a real combustion engine is the shit.

Colion Noir (2:43)

I'm still full of shit, though, because the Turbo S sounds like a damn Dyson vacuum.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

That's true. It does, right?

Colion Noir (2:49)

It's like, so I'm kind of, yeah, I'm kind of contradicting myself in a lot of ways in that manner.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

They said they're never gonna make the 911 electric, though.

Colion Noir (2:57)

That's good to know. I mean, they just released the 992 GT3, which is naturally aspirated, rear wheel drive.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

Look at that.

Colion Noir (3:05)

I actually, I just put in an order for it.

Joe Rogan (3:07)

Did you? Oh, look at that.

I love the rear steering.

Colion Noir (3:12)

The funny thing is when they released it initially, I hated it.

Joe Rogan (3:16)

The rear steering? No, the car. Really? How could you hate that?

Colion Noir (3:19)

Because the 991 GT3, I loved how proportionate the wing was to the rest of the body. It just seemed like it was part of it. And when they went with the swan neck spoiler, I hated it because it seemed disjointed.