#1632 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan (0:03)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

Jamie Vernon (0:06)

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Hello, Tommy Buns.

Tom Segura (0:16)

Hello, Joseph.

Joe Rogan (0:16)

Welcome to the new studio.

Tom Segura (0:18)

I love it.

Joe Rogan (0:18)

You are guest number uno.

Tom Segura (0:20)

This is a great look, man.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Thanks, buddy.

Tom Segura (0:22)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

I mixed it up.

Tom Segura (0:23)

It's brighter.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

So like a little bit of the old.

Tom Segura (0:26)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

A little new.

Tom Segura (0:27)

Some aliens here.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

Little bit of alien shit. This might be annoying, my name behind me.

Might be annoying, it looks cool, but it might not be the right spot for it.

Tom Segura (0:35)

Yeah, it does look cool.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

It's a little odd, though. Yeah, well, not really. And then a big neon thing of my name right behind me.

Tom Segura (0:42)

I sense you're gonna move that.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

It's a little obnoxious, okay. I looked at the image on the screen, I was like, oh, that's not what I was hoping it looked like.

It looks dope, right? It's cool, it's a cool sign, but I just don't know if it's the right background.

Tom Segura (0:54)

Yeah, but the whole space looks great.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Thank you, I like it.

The ceiling, the star, do you see the shooting stars across the ceiling? Pretty dope, right?

Tom Segura (1:02)

Yeah, shit. It's very consistent, you know, when all your moves still feels like you're in the same kind of space, you know what I mean? The last one didn't.

You know, like your second old LA studio, when you moved it to your newer LA studio, it's like the duplicate room, right?

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Pretty similar.

Tom Segura (1:23)

Yeah, it feels like the same kind of, this feels like that, I think.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

Yeah.

Tom Segura (1:26)

I like it.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Thank you. What's it like being in Texas?

Tom Segura (1:29)

It's great, man. I had a great week here. We were in San Antonio, Houston, Dallas.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

What did you do in San Antonio?

Tom Segura (1:34)

I did Spanish shows.

Oh, shit. Yeah, I did Spanish shows in each city.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

Oh, wow, so that's what you're doing right now, a Spanish tour?

Tom Segura (1:41)

I mean, I'm going back. Next, we're going to do an English in Lexington.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

That's wild, man. And when you go to Miami, you can do both, right?

Tom Segura (1:48)

You can mix it up. You could do them in all the cities I was in Texas, and for sure, you could.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

Diaz used to do that in Miami, and he was unfollowable.

Tom Segura (1:55)

Oh, I'm sure. I am sure.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

Unfollowable. I saw him bury people there. Because he would do like stand up, and then he would have punch lines in Spanish, and you would see people falling out of their fucking chairs.

Tom Segura (2:08)

I saw him in Miami do a set last year, the night that he dosed me, and he murdered. So I watched the show.

I finished my show, I got another venue, and just drove to see him, and then he gave me a fucking pill, and then I watched the show. But he destroyed. Absolutely destroyed.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

Yeah, it's that combination of like the Spanglish, a little bit of Spanish, a little bit of English with that flavor.

Tom Segura (2:33)

When I featured there like 12 years ago at the old Coconut Grove Club, and I used the Spanish that I had, like not even planning on it, but once you're in that room, oh my god, it was...

Joe Rogan (2:47)

They go crazy.

Tom Segura (2:47)

Oh yeah, it was like a weapon. I mean, it was...

Joe Rogan (2:49)

Yeah, if you think about, what is the percentage of people that are from Spanish-speaking countries that live in Miami?

Tom Segura (2:54)

97%. You can walk down Ocean Boulevard or Collins Ave. I told somebody you could walk 20 minutes, just go on a 20-minute walk, and.

You'll see a bunch of people from all over the world. And then you have tons of French-speaking people in Miami, too.

Joe Rogan (3:39)

Oh, do you really?

Tom Segura (3:40)

A whole bunch of Haitians, and yeah, it's like a big community there. It really is a super diverse city, man.

Joe Rogan (3:47)

Yeah, my friend Mark moved there, Mark Sisson. He fucking loves it.