#1589 - Dr. Mark Gordon & Andrew Marr

Joe Rogan (0:16)

No mention of your mustache.

Dr. Mark Gordon (0:17)

I'm not even going to bring it up. No, absolutely nothing.

Andrew Marr (0:20)

Mark's mustache looks good, and I'm happy to be here, Joe.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Well, I like the fact that you trimmed it down. You had the crazy, bushy, the full, fucking speck-up beard. And you went with the pornstache.

Dr. Mark Gordon (0:34)

That's it? Nothing more?

Joe Rogan (0:36)

Well, Tom Selleck. Who else?

Andrew Marr (0:38)

It's a very good Tom Selleck.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

What is the guy that has the coffee? The guy from Columbia?

Didn't Juan Valdez have a... Didn't he have a pornstache as well?

Andrew Marr (0:49)

Oh, he did.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

I believe so. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_4 (0:51)

It's just full and bushy.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

I don't know why I came up with Juan Valdez, but I think it's because of the coffee.

You poured the coffee. You got the stash. Stashes used to be a thing. It used to be a full on thing. And it just stopped being a thing. There he is.

That's it.

Dr. Mark Gordon (1:06)

Si, senor.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

It's a Juan Valdez.

Carlos Sanchez is the real guy. So he's Juan Valdez.

Andrew Marr (1:13)

How long did you rock your mustache, Joe?

Joe Rogan (1:15)

For about 30 seconds.

Mrs. Rogan was having no fucking part of it. I had a full beard, and I shaved everything but the stash. I go, I'm thinking about keeping this. What do you think?

Andrew Marr (1:26)

Some women like mustaches.

Dr. Mark Gordon (1:27)

Yeah, I like my door at home. Lesbians. Because my kids have threatened to come in and cut it off.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

The women who like mustaches hate men. They just want you to look like a dork. They're like, go ahead, wear that, stupid.

Andrew Marr (1:40)

That's what happened with mine. Becky snuck up while I was sleeping, put the clippers right under my nose, because I'm a light sleeper, and then turned it on, clipped my mustache just like that.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

All you have to do is just cut it off on the sides and give you a Hitler, and then you shave it off.

Andrew Marr (1:53)

Oh yeah, you're done.

Dr. Mark Gordon (1:53)

That's good.

Andrew Marr (1:54)

You're done.

Dr. Mark Gordon (1:55)

The girls keep on complaining that it makes me look old. I say, I am old. I'm 68

I feel young.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

It's the style, right? It's the style thing. You don't like the style.

Dr. Mark Gordon (2:05)

I like the porn stash. I like that.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

Yeah, but even porn stars don't wear them anymore. It's like an 80s porn stash thing.

Dr. Mark Gordon (2:13)

I'm stuck in the 80s. It's retro.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

Who was the guy? There was one guy who was a famous guy who wore the porn stash who went into real estate. Harry...

God damn it.

Dr. Mark Gordon (2:25)

It's going to come up there.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

I'm trying to remember his name.

Andrew Marr (2:27)

Ron Jeremy?

Joe Rogan (2:28)

Reams? Harry Reams?

Harry Reams.

Dr. Mark Gordon (2:31)

Yeah, Reams.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

Yeah, he was like a famous porn star in the 80s in the heyday back in the Bush days, not George W.

And then he... There he is, Harry Reams. And he went on to be very successful.

Dr. Mark Gordon (2:46)

He's moving out here.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

I said be careful zooming out here.

Andrew Marr (2:49)

Above the waist. Above the waist.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

I thought he said he's moving out here. I'm like, fucking everybody's moving out here.

Dr. Mark Gordon (2:55)

Famous porn star Harry Reams.

Geez. I like that one.

Joe Rogan (3:00)

Gentlemen. Anyway.

Dr. Mark Gordon (3:01)

Yes, sir.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

We're in Texas.

Dr. Mark Gordon (3:02)

Always great to be here with you.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

Yeah. And another mover.

You're a mover here as well.

Dr. Mark Gordon (3:09)

Yep. I spent last month with his parents looking for a house, and I think we've found a nice house to move into in spring Texas.

Joe Rogan (3:17)

What pushed you over the edge?

Dr. Mark Gordon (3:21)

All the bullshit going on in California. The laws, the restrictions, the taxes, 13.3 percent, the governor, the mayor, the congressmen, the senators. Is that enough?

Okay, good.

Andrew Marr (3:35)

I second to all that.

Joe Rogan (3:37)

But as a doctor, when you look at the lockdowns, like this is where it gets really controversial, right? Because people are saying that the whole reason for doing this is to protect people because the emergency rooms are overcrowded and you don't think that's suitable.