#1586 - Tony Hinchcliffe

Joe Rogan (0:19)

He is one of the hottest up-and-coming stand-up comics in the world. You might know him from the Kill Tony podcast or numerous other things. Please welcome Tony Hinchcliffe.

That's my attempt at an intro. I'm going to do that for every episode. Just introduce the people while they're right there, so they have to look at me and make a weird uncomfortable moment.

Jamie Vernon (0:37)

You can do the radio voice and I just leave the logo on.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

Hey, I can. Very nice. All right.

Ladies and gentlemen, yes, radio voice.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:47)

Do you guys have sound in your headphones?

Joe Rogan (0:48)

You don't hear anything?

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:50)

Not really. It's like.

Joe Rogan (0:51)

Oh, crank the volume up. See the volume?

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:53)

Two, two, two, two, two. There it is.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Yeah, there was some weird crackling. So we had Jamie have to monkey with some things, make it happen.

Hey, buddy. How are you doing?

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:04)

Hey, good to be here.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

Welcome to Texas. You're here. Dude, we need to have a celebratory adult beverage.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:08)

Okay.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

You're you said you said, OK, like you're about to get punched in the arm.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:12)

Texas whiskey. Here we go again.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

Come on, bro. This is your live here now.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:18)

It's very exciting.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

Transition.

Dude, it's begun. Salute.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:23)

Here we go.

SPEAKER_5 (1:25)

Hmm. Whoo.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

So many things are happening, ladies and gentlemen, that we can't totally talk about yet, but things are moving.

We got we got pieces in play. We got a lot of stuff happening for standup comedy here in Austin, Texas. It's on the way, kids.

Jamie Vernon (1:43)

Whoo.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:44)

Very exciting stuff.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

So exciting.

Jamie Vernon (1:46)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

So Tim Dillon is he's in.

You're in. Cigar is in. Cigar, poor cigar. I see cigar broke his fucking arm and blew his knee out.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:57)

I don't I don't even get it.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

Dunking. Him and Bert were playing basketball, getting real competitive, and he was dunking. Blew his patella tendon out, which is the huge tendon in the front of your knee. It connects your kneecap.

And then on his way down, fell and snapped his arm in half.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:11)

It's crazy that that would happen. Obese guys dunking basketballs.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

How dare you? How dare you?

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:18)

I mean, look at the look how swollen that's just not even swollen. That's just fat above his elbow.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

They're so rude. So, so rude.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:26)

I mean, these guys are look, look at that arm.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

That arm is fucked up. That is a giant scar. That is entire length from his elbow all the way to his shoulder.

So they open you up like a fish and then they have to put plates and shit in there and screws.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:41)

Yikes.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

Crazy.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:43)

This is why I don't do any of that physical stuff. Stick to golf.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Well, that was the last draw for you. They closed golf in LA.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:50)

Gone.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Had they closed golf?

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:52)

I know.

Joe Rogan (2:52)

How can they close golf? That makes zero sense.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:55)

There's no way anybody's caught it out there. It's impossible.

Joe Rogan (2:57)

You're outside. You're not anywhere near anybody.

You literally, they're over way the fuck over there.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:04)

Even the people that you play with, those people naturally, you're going to be at least 10 feet away from them the whole time.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

There's other solutions that aren't going to cripple the economy, too. Like these goddamn rapid tests are available. They're available. Tonight at the show that you and I are doing with Chappelle and Donil Rawlings, they're going to test everyone in the whole audience. That's 300 fucking people.

You're telling me you can't do that at a golf course?

How come we did it here? How come we just did it here? We did it with the security guys. We did it with everybody except Jamie. Well, Jamie even did it.

Jamie found out he's got the nice antibodies. Nice. You can spit in Jamie's mouth. He ain't going to catch it.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:42)

Really? Let's try it.

Joe Rogan (3:46)

He said that sounds so gay.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:47)

That's the way I sound it all the time with everything.