#1507 - Bob Saget

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Yee-haw, Bob Saget.

Bob Saget (0:04)

I am actually excited to be, I'm excited to be anywhere, but I'm especially excited to be talking to you.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

I'm excited to be talking to you too.

Bob Saget (0:11)

Thank you.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

And we tested you. You're clean, buddy.

Bob Saget (0:13)

I am.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

You're free and clear of the virus.

Bob Saget (0:16)

I usually have, like, Trump had someone take his SAT, I usually have someone take my COVID test for me.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Did Trump have someone take his SAT, is that true?

Bob Saget (0:24)

Yeah, it's true. Apparently, but I don't know what's true.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Right.

Bob Saget (0:27)

What the hell is true anymore?

Joe Rogan (0:29)

Well, anything before the internet is hard, and even during the internet, it's hard because they splice things up and edit stuff.

Bob Saget (0:35)

Oh, it's all sound bites. You could hate anybody or love anybody.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

I know. You know what's weird, man, is when the deep fake stuff. Like, how long do we have before you don't know what you're seeing?

How long do we have before, you know, we see like a world leader declaring war on us and we don't know if it's real?

Bob Saget (0:57)

Yeah, correct.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

How long?

Bob Saget (0:59)

I say now. I mean, somebody could do it right now. I mean, I don't know, because North Korea could fire a missile and it wouldn't go anywhere, I don't think.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

I like how they introduce new players, like now you have to be worried about the sister.

Right. You notice that, like the evil sister, and she's thin, so you probably think she's mean.

Bob Saget (1:16)

She will be, she's gonna be very mad. Oh yeah. She'll be a Karen.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

A Karen. Imagine if your fucking kid's named Karen.

What a bummer that must be, if you're a nice person named Karen, and then Karen.

Bob Saget (1:26)

Well, it's like Corona beer. I mean, I can't believe they had to stop that. That makes me sad.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

What do you mean, they stopped the name?

Bob Saget (1:32)

That's what I'm told, they stopped making it. Now, I don't know if that's true. That's the source I heard.

Joe Rogan (1:36)

I still enjoy a Corona. I'm not a fucking child.

Bob Saget (1:38)

I like Corona light, but what am I gonna do? And then AIDS candy, that was a smart move. You had to stop that diet candy.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

Yeah, it makes you lose weight.

Bob Saget (1:48)

It's ironically sad.

Joe Rogan (1:50)

Most people don't even know what we're talking about.

Correct. That's what it's called. It was a diet candy, like a chocolate. That you would eat.

Bob Saget (1:58)

I never took it. I mean, it's like the Xlax for dieting.

Joe Rogan (2:01)

Oh, is it like a...

Bob Saget (2:02)

Well, Xlax actually helps you diet also.

Joe Rogan (2:04)

But all it does is just get rid of the food that's in your body. No.

Bob Saget (2:09)

No, I was somewhere once that I was on a modium because I was having a rough day.

SPEAKER_4 (2:12)

I don't know what happened.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

That's another diuretic, right? Or...

Bob Saget (2:15)

It's constipator.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

Yeah.

Bob Saget (2:17)

I mean, it solidifies.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

Appetite suppressant candy. Oh, so it's an appetite suppressant. So it's not a...

Bob Saget (2:23)

No.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

What is Xlax?

Bob Saget (2:25)

That's a laxative. Yeah, it's a laxative. It helps you make ous shit diarrhea explosively. Explosively, if you eat the whole box.

SPEAKER_4 (2:32)

You could shit yourself to death.

Bob Saget (2:33)

You could OD on it.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

What is barf? What is barf?

Bob Saget (2:36)

It's detergent, it said.

SPEAKER_4 (2:37)

Oh, that's funny. Barf's a detergent?

Bob Saget (2:40)

Is that real? They did discontinue it because people vomit.

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Did they find out they really did discontinue Corona beer? That sounds so ridiculous.

Bob Saget (2:48)

That's what I heard from somebody.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

It's a classic.

Bob Saget (2:50)

There was also a candy called anal warts that they decided to take off the market.

You know, that's the kind of shit that I... Why do I do it? You never went there.

Joe Rogan (3:00)

Couldn't help yourself.

You know what it is? All those years of full house.

SPEAKER_4 (3:03)

Production of Corona beer halted.

Bob Saget (3:07)

Because they're fools.