#1503 - Josh Barnett

Joe Rogan (0:00)

, two, one, demons.

Josh Barnett (0:02)

Demons.

Joe Rogan (0:03)

Demons be gone.

Josh Barnett (0:03)

Demons, I'll take them. I'll just, you know.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

Absorb them into your soul.

Josh Barnett (0:07)

Sure, enough.

Joe Rogan (0:08)

And kill them with your own darkness.

Josh Barnett (0:11)

That's probably possible, you know.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

Just a beard alone might scare them off.

Josh Barnett (0:14)

Could be, I've definitely always got the soundtrack for it.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

How long have you been drawing that fucker? That's a real one, that's a man's beard.

Josh Barnett (0:20)

This thing actually has taken quite a long time. I am not of the sort who is prone to growing facial hair. It took me until probably 36 before I had a single chest hair.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

What?

Josh Barnett (0:33)

Oh yeah. Really? Yeah, I blame the Native American side of my family.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

Wow, that's crazy.

Yeah, I've got back hair now, full back hair. Something over the last, from the time I was probably 35, I started growing serious back hair. Now I'm 52 Who's that Russian wrestler dude? Is this one?

Josh Barnett (0:55)

Oh, well, there was this guy, Victor Zangief, who actually did professional wrestling, and that guy was just coated in it.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

Oh, yeah, right.

Josh Barnett (1:02)

And there's another guy, Salman Hashimikov also. He's just a fur coat.

Joe Rogan (1:06)

Who was the, there was one wrestler who had, he'd done a bunch of films and stuff, George the Animal Steal.

Josh Barnett (1:13)

Oh, well, yeah, him.

Joe Rogan (1:14)

He's about as hairy as a human gets.

Josh Barnett (1:15)

Who was a math teacher or something like that in real life?

Joe Rogan (1:18)

Yeah, that's the way, yeah, look at him.

Full-on gorilla, I mean, that guy was a fucking werewolf. Look at the hair on him, Jesus Christ.

Josh Barnett (1:29)

When you got a head like that, it's like you're always walking under a full moon.

Joe Rogan (1:32)

He was in a bunch of like, art house movies.

Josh Barnett (1:35)

I could see that. Well, there was also a guy named Tor Something who was in Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Oh.

Josh Barnett (1:41)

And he was also a professional wrestler.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Well, I mean, they're acting all the time. Is this like the hairiest wrestlers? Is that what you pulled up?

Josh Barnett (1:50)

I mean, I was looking for the Russian guy. I bet you if you put in the hairiest wrestler's feet, I'm sure that would show up, too.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

Yeah, the Russian guy is a current competitive grappler, and he's built like a brick shit house, and he's covered in hair. Yeah, he's like everything, hairy as fuck.

Josh Barnett (2:06)

Yeah, so I'm not naturally all that prone to being particularly hairy.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

But your beard is so uniform. It's beautiful. It's like the front part is dark, and the sides are perfectly white. I mean, it doesn't get any better than that, dude.

Josh Barnett (2:17)

You know, it's coming in kind of nice, yeah. I use all the right lotions and tinctures, ungents.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

Do you use lotions on it? That doesn't look like you do.

Josh Barnett (2:26)

I'm not a very high maintenance guy. Every now and again, I will put some beard oil in it, but that's about it.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Beard oil.

Josh Barnett (2:31)

Beard oil. And it's mainly because I'm just trying to keep the knots out of it.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

Yeah, people will look down upon you if you groom your beard hair in any way for some strange reason.

Josh Barnett (2:42)

I have seen that. Like, oh, you think a razor touches this?

Possibly.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

Like, you can shave, but you can't trim.

Josh Barnett (2:52)

Mm-hmm.

No, you gotta let this shit just go to nades. This is full will to power right here. It just does what it wants to do and gets stronger every day.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Like, if you took your pubic hair, it's gonna make like a crown.

Josh Barnett (3:02)

Oh, for sure. Yeah, you just formulated that into your monument to your cock.

Joe Rogan (3:12)

Who was the dude, there was a guy who was a UFC fighter.

Who had a hair up. Oh! Brian.

Josh Barnett (3:21)

Brian Ebersol? Something like that, yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:25)

Really skillful guy.

Josh Barnett (3:27)

Very skillful.

Joe Rogan (3:27)

Very slick. He was a guy that had, fuck man, he's like a Jeremy Horn type character with like 100 plus fights.