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#1495 - Kyle Dunnigan

The Joe Rogan Experience

June 19, 2020

Kyle Dunnigan is a writer, actor and comedian.

Speakers Joe Rogan, Kyle Dunnigan, Jamie

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Kyle Dunnigan, Smoking Marijuana, this is dangerous. You're going to go crazy.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:05)

You think?

Joe Rogan (0:05)

Yes. Don't you watch those movies?

Kyle Dunnigan (0:08)

I forgot about that. Yeah, pot drugs will make you crazy.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

They'll make you nuts.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:12)

Are you talking about those old videos, the old timey black and white where they literally have...

Joe Rogan (0:15)

Reef of Madness.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:16)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Yeah. Do you know where those are funded by?

William Randolph Hearst.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:22)

Is that right?

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Yeah, that piece of shit.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:24)

He was a piece of shit, right? Yeah, and his daughter brought a gun into a bank.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

Wow.

Why? Maybe she wanted to protect her money. She's rich as fuck. It's not like she's robbing the place.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:34)

Do I have the wrong person?

Joe Rogan (0:35)

Patty Hearst.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:36)

Patty Hearst.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

That's right. Yeah, it must be related, right? What, is she the granddaughter? I think she's the granddaughter, because she's too young to be the daughter.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:42)

I like that we have no information.

Joe Rogan (0:44)

We have none.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:44)

Let's go with it.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

But let's broadcast it to millions.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:48)

Write this down, kids.

Jamie (0:48)

Granddaughter.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

Yeah, Patty Hearst.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:52)

That's an interesting story.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

Well, William Randolph Hearst is also the reason why there's wild pigs in California.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:58)

Why is that?

Joe Rogan (0:59)

Because that asshole brought them to his ranch. He wanted to have a menagerie. I think that's the correct term. Menagerie of animals.

He's a nutty person. You could visit Hearst Castle. It's this crazy place.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:09)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:10)

Yeah.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:10)

I want to go there.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

So, Northern California has kind of an infestation of wild pigs, and it's directly because of William Randolph Hearst.

The pigs that left his compound just started fucking and running through the woods. Like, there it is. That's the place.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:24)

I feel like you could solve that. It's bow and arrow.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

No, it's very hard to solve. Wild pigs are the hardest animal to solve in terms of invasive species because they fuck like crazy, and they breed like three times a year.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:38)

Oh.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

So, one pig can have like three litters in a year.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:42)

Pigs love to fuck.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

They love it.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:44)

I've always said that.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Dirty pigs.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:45)

There's something in Hawaii where they had some infestation, and they brought in this other animal to get it, but they brought the wrong animal, and then that became the infestation. Again, something I don't have enough information about.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

Yeah, I think you're incorrect about that. Because for something that could kill pigs, it would have to be a big predator, like a cat.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:02)

Oh, no, this wasn't pigs. This was a different infestation. Why? It was slightly related to your story.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Well, I know they did that in Australia. Australia fucked themselves up hardcore. They brought in animals to kill animals, and those animals wanted running a muck and killing everything.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:19)

That's what always seems to happen.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

They brought in cats, like house cats. They have an infestation of wild house cats in Australia.

But it's sick, because bow hunters are paid to hunt cats. People are paid bounties for house cats. So in Australian hunting magazines, you'll see guys holding up a house cat.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:39)

What do you get per cat?

Joe Rogan (2:40)

I don't think you get a lot. I can't think.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:43)

You can't live off your cat.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

It's not like beaver pelts or anything like that, where it's really valuable.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:49)

How high is this going to make me?

Joe Rogan (2:51)

We're already gone. I hit it four times, man.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:54)

I'm already not starting off with a lot of IQ points. I can't come down further.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

We don't need IQ points. We're spitting facts, son.

Kyle Dunnigan (3:01)

Yeah, about wild animals.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

Fucking wild cats.

Kyle Dunnigan (3:04)

You're the one who told me about the mustard weed. And once you said that, I can't not see mustard weed.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

Isn't that crazy? I think it came from Russia.

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