#1491 - Bill Burr

**Joe Rogan** (0:00)
Hello, family man.

**Bill Burr** (0:02)
Hello, sir.

**Joe Rogan** (0:03)
Good to see you, brother.

**Bill Burr** (0:03)
Good to see you, too.

**Joe Rogan** (0:05)
We were just talking about like, you have two kids now, you have a real family, and you gotta get an SUV.

**Bill Burr** (0:11)
Yeah, oh yeah, we had something, but once you get the two car seats in the back, and then with all the shit for the kids, and then all the shit your wife has, all of a sudden, it's just like, oh, I now understand, remember the Suburban, which was a long blazer, and you look at that thing like, who the fuck needs all of that, unless you're homeless and that's where you live, but then you're like, oh, I get it. You get it, if you have three, four kids, yeah, you definitely need one.

**Joe Rogan** (0:34)
You definitely need one. They always bring a bunch of shit with them, too. They want to bring stuff.
You have to have room for a toy or this or that. Those Tesla ones you were talking about, those are great. The X with the crazy doors.

**Bill Burr** (0:47)
Yeah, the Lambo doors.

**Joe Rogan** (0:48)
Yeah, those are dope. Have you ever seen them dance?

**Bill Burr** (0:51)
No.

**Joe Rogan** (0:51)
Tiffany Haddish had one. She was in the back of the comedy store.

**Bill Burr** (0:54)
I heard that.

**Joe Rogan** (0:54)
And she set it to dance, and she put some music on it, and the wings start going up, and the car starts turning left and right. It's actually pretty badass.

**Bill Burr** (1:04)
She's one of the most fun people I've ever hung out with. So I wish I was there for that.

**Joe Rogan** (1:09)
She had the COVID.
She had it. She got it over. She kicked it.

**Bill Burr** (1:14)
I'm surprised more comics didn't get it the way we're shaking hands and meeting people after shows.
My wife had the kids, we had to get tested, so I was... You're clean?

**Joe Rogan** (1:27)
Big Jay Okerson got it. He had it, and he's clean.

**Bill Burr** (1:30)
It feels weird to be talking about people that have it.

**Joe Rogan** (1:32)
Yeah.
I know a lot of people that caught it. I know about nine.

**Bill Burr** (1:36)
You're like naming names like Joe McCarthy over there.

**Joe Rogan** (1:41)
They're fine now.

**Bill Burr** (1:42)
Well, I like people who've had it now because they have the antibodies. They think they can like walk on fire. It's like, dude, this thing is a brand new thing. I don't know if you want to be testing.
You know, I got a buddy of mine ended up getting it, and then he was just like, well, I got tested, I got the antibodies. So now I think he feels like he's bulletproof.

**Joe Rogan** (1:59)
They don't even know if you can catch it again. They really have no idea.

**Bill Burr** (2:02)
Well, people are going to find out.

**Joe Rogan** (2:04)
Yeah, we're going to find out.

**Bill Burr** (2:05)
Yeah, because when I was driving over here, I actually got into a moderate level of traffic on the highway. Like I've noticed it's just at some point, I mean, considering people are just kind of doing what they want to do, and a lot of people were.
After two weeks, everyone just sort of, depending on where your ego was, like, you're not gonna fucking tell me, this is all fucking something. I'm gonna go outside. Those people, they just kept it going. So now I just feel like, well, you can't have 60% of the population go broke because less than 1% has something.
So I don't know, I think we're just gonna just go back. I think we're just gonna go back, and if you get it, you get it, and if you die, you die, and if you don't, you don't. And then eventually they're gonna get something that'll slow it down or stop it or something like that.

**Joe Rogan** (2:52)
I guess it slows it down, your fucking immune system. They don't tell you a goddamn thing about that. They don't tell you how to take care of your immune system. There's no word about that. Put a mask on, wash your hands.
No one's telling you sleep more, drink water, take vitamins, there's none of that.

**Bill Burr** (3:05)
Yeah, and I know this one guy who brought up vitamin D on his big podcast, and then you couldn't find it anymore. Dude, you're like fucking Oprah when she attacked the meat industry.
I just saw a clip, oh, this guy on Rogan, of course, I didn't even research who the guy was. It was just like, take vitamin D. It was a woman. How much I pay attention, and then I go to the fucking health food store. It's all gone. And there was something that was just bootleg vitamin D. It was like vitamin D plus. I'm like, what is that?