#1486 - Honey Honey
The Joe Rogan Experience
June 5, 2020
Honey Honey is a band, featuring members Suzanne Santo and Ben Jaffe, from Los Angeles, CA.
Speakers Ben Jaffe, Joe Rogan, Suzanne Santo, Jamie
TopicsComedy
Ben Jaffe (0:02)
What if we wrote your new theme song? What if we just start pitching themes songs?
Joe Rogan (0:04)
You could do that.
Ben Jaffe (0:05)
Really?
Joe Rogan (0:05)
Yeah, I might use it. Yeah, Ben. We're rolling, we're actually, we're rolling right now.
Ben Jaffe (0:09)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (0:10)
Honey Honey, how did the band get back together? Because literally, the band is back together. Like, you know that expression you say with your friends, bro, the band's back together.
Suzanne Santo (0:19)
Yeah.
Ben Jaffe (0:19)
We haven't even said that shit yet.
Joe Rogan (0:21)
The band's back together.
Suzanne Santo (0:22)
Bam.
Joe Rogan (0:23)
The band's back together.
Ben Jaffe (0:25)
The band's back together.
Suzanne Santo (0:27)
I'd rather say like diddies, you know, something.
Joe Rogan (0:30)
I'm a bam tie.
Suzanne Santo (0:33)
Yeah, so band's back together started via COVID.
Ben Jaffe (0:38)
Ah.
Suzanne Santo (0:38)
We were kind of mad at each other.
Ben Jaffe (0:39)
That's what binds us.
Suzanne Santo (0:40)
Yeah, we were a little mad at each other.
Joe Rogan (0:41)
Viruses keep you together.
Suzanne Santo (0:42)
And then I got really worried about Ben.
Ben Jaffe (0:46)
The person I live with thought, we maybe did have COVID at a time. It turns out he tested negative, but he had acute laryngitis at the same time.
Joe Rogan (0:57)
Oh.
Ben Jaffe (0:57)
So we're just like, oh, shit.
Joe Rogan (0:58)
See, all those other diseases don't take a break. Like, oh, COVID's got us.
Suzanne Santo (1:02)
No, didn't he have bronchitis?
Ben Jaffe (1:03)
No, he had acute laryngitis.
Suzanne Santo (1:04)
Well, either way, I was real mad at you at the time, and then I was like, I really love Ben, and I'd be really bummed if there weren't a Ben. And then we started talking, hanging out.
Joe Rogan (1:17)
Sometimes that's all it takes. You know, we all get set in our ways. You get these grudges and these stupid things that you stick in your, the best shit is camaraderie, friendship and love. That's the best shit. It's like, whatever you kind of do, and most people want that.
If you ever felt that for someone at one point in time, you probably would feel it again. You just, whatever shit you have together, you just gotta talk it out.
Talk it out and don't carry grudges.
Carrying grudges is the worst.
Suzanne Santo (1:45)
Well, we needed to step back for a minute. Yeah, sometimes we all do, right? We had some work to do on ourselves.
Ben Jaffe (1:50)
Yeah, we took two years, really, where we didn't speak much at all. And when we did, it wouldn't get...
Joe Rogan (1:56)
By the way, shout out to Balls of Steel from the old Robben board. That's an inside story, huh?
Suzanne Santo (2:06)
God, how long?
Joe Rogan (2:07)
It's been a while now.
Ben Jaffe (2:08)
Wonder if it was us the whole time. Whoever that dude is. It was us the whole time.
Joe Rogan (2:11)
Well, you were right. You had to be talented.
The video he sent was you guys do an angel of death acoustic on the roof of a building in LA.
Suzanne Santo (2:19)
So crazy.
Joe Rogan (2:19)
That building is right now on fire.
Suzanne Santo (2:22)
Probably.
Ben Jaffe (2:24)
Rightfully so.
SPEAKER_4 (2:24)
Oh my God.
Suzanne Santo (2:27)
God damn it. Yeah, when we were practicing last night, there was an earthquake.
Joe Rogan (2:31)
Oh Jesus.
Suzanne Santo (2:32)
And I was just like watching like my living room kinda, and I looked at Ben and I was like, fuck, no, what?
Ben Jaffe (2:37)
Yeah, well it's like laryngitis doesn't stop, the earthquake doesn't stop.
Joe Rogan (2:40)
It's like God saying bam. Just a little one, shake it up, bam!
Suzanne Santo (2:44)
See, that's why I don't say bam.
Ben Jaffe (2:45)
Could have been saying titties.
Joe Rogan (2:46)
He could have been saying a lot of things. He's God.
He invented all languages and all things. Yeah, all the bad words. God invented those, too. God invented racial slurs, so we have to work it out.
Ben Jaffe (2:58)
He left us with the word.
Joe Rogan (3:00)
He invented all the, it's really, we need to find a good one for white people.
You know, we really need to balance this out. Yeah. A good, juicy slur.
Ben Jaffe (3:10)
It's not a solid one.
Suzanne Santo (3:11)
Chad's.
Joe Rogan (3:12)
It's not, it's Karen's. Karen's one.
Suzanne Santo (3:14)
What's the white one, Brock? Chad?
Joe Rogan (3:16)
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