#1475 - Bridget Phetasy

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Bridget!

Jamie Vernon (0:02)

Hey-o!

Bridget Phetasy (0:04)

I came to make ous citizens rest.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

Oh, congrats. Touchy these days.

Bridget Phetasy (0:09)

We're less than six feet apart, I believe.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

I think we're okay.

Bridget Phetasy (0:13)

Do we need to wear masks?

Joe Rogan (0:16)

No, we don't. Well, you don't. You got tested, and I've been tested, too.

Bridget Phetasy (0:19)

I got one of the Joe Rogan tests.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

You are special.

Did you see that the LA is, they have a number now where you can turn in businesses that aren't complying? Like, what is going on?

Bridget Phetasy (0:34)

Why?

Joe Rogan (0:34)

What is this?

Bridget Phetasy (0:35)

Who's doing that?

Joe Rogan (0:36)

This is bad government. Listen, there's zero effort talking about giving people information on how to strengthen your immune system. Zero. Zero effort.

Zero effort talking to people about lowering stress levels through meditation and exercise. Zero.

Zero. The importance of keeping your body healthy. Zero. Zero talk about this.

Bridget Phetasy (0:56)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Zero concentrating on the new data that's coming in about vitamins and all the different vitamin deficiencies. Yes. Dr. Rhonda Patrick knocked it all out of the park on the podcast yesterday.

Fuck, man. It's crazy. These people are just like, stay home, locked up.

Bridget Phetasy (1:11)

Stay inside. But aside from the government, snitches get stitches. This is basic childhood etiquette.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

Well, there were first given snitches for people who were violating social distancing, but now they're moving on to businesses that are non-compliant.

Bridget Phetasy (1:23)

But how are you supposed to make money?

Joe Rogan (1:25)

How are you supposed to make money? I don't understand this. Like, what is the thought bot? Here's the crazy thing. Garcetti said, we're going to keep LA on at least partial lockdown until there's a cure. There's not going to be a cure, you fucking dummy. It's a virus.

Bridget Phetasy (1:40)

And isn't it a cold virus?

Joe Rogan (1:42)

Yes, you don't cure viruses. Unless you find a way to eradicate it from the actual gene pool.

Bridget Phetasy (1:50)

But did he actually say that?

Joe Rogan (1:52)

Yes, he said until there's a cure. You can't say that.

First of all, I'm sure what he meant is like a viable treatment, a vaccine. But they're saying that even a vaccine, there's never been a coronavirus vaccine. Mayor, LA will never completely reopen until we have a cure. That's his quote.

Bridget Phetasy (2:13)

That just seems, I mean, we don't have a cure for the flu.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

That poor lady who is the health lady, someone needs to give her a steak and let her lie outside in the sun. Jesus Christ, you're the health lady.

Bridget Phetasy (2:27)

I heard you're moving.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

She looks tired.

Bridget Phetasy (2:29)

That's been on the wires.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Listen, we're all talking about it. All of us talk about it. Everyone.

All my friends. Callan, Shaub, Joey Diaz, everyone.

Bridget Phetasy (2:39)

You can just go start like a cult. A Davidian ranch.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

We're just going to be up front about it. All these people hide the fact they have a cult.

Bridget Phetasy (2:48)

Ten years from now.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

We're just going to call it a cult.

Bridget Phetasy (2:49)

Ten years from now. It's just Waco and it's Joe.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

We're just going to call it the cult. We'll have the band play the cult.

That's a great band.

Bridget Phetasy (3:00)

I would join if you started. Yeah, it is.

Joe Rogan (3:02)

Super underrated band.

Bridget Phetasy (3:03)

The cult?

Joe Rogan (3:03)

Love removal machine? Holy fuck, that's a good gym to work out to.

Bridget Phetasy (3:08)

I would probably join your cult.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

Thank you.

Bridget Phetasy (3:10)

I would have you.

Joe Rogan (3:10)

I would have you in my cult.

I basically have everybody. If you're nice, just be nice and tell the truth. And if you fuck up, tell the truth about that. We'll love you. This is the idea of the cult. We'll just call it the cult. And we just get a gigantic chunk of land somewhere and start building.

Bridget Phetasy (3:25)

What do I have to pay? What are the dues?

Joe Rogan (3:29)

No dues. That's the key. That's where everything goes wrong. Here's just two ways things go wrong. The cult leader, that's a problem. You should never have a cult leader.

Bridget Phetasy (3:36)

So you're not the leader.

Joe Rogan (3:37)

No, there's no leader.