#1471 - Tony Hinchcliffe

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Three, two, one. Tony, motherfucking Hinchcliffe.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:06)

Yeah. Good to see you.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Every time comics come here, that I usually spend multiple nights a week with, like, so nice to be semi-normal again.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:18)

Yes, for fucking sure.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

The restrictions are supposed to be lifting up here in Los Angeles on Friday, which means nothing for us, for comedians. I mean, something for, like, some retail, some other stuff, but they're doing it nice and slow. Did you see the list of shit that the governor's office put out of stuff you're allowed to do?

You should pull that up, Jamie, because it is quite hilarious. First of all, it's kind of condescending. It's like treating you like you're a moron. Like, here's things you're allowed to do. One of them that I thought was hilarious said soft martial arts.

Yeah, it said Tai Chi. This is you're allowed to do this outside, soft martial arts.

Tony Hinchcliffe (0:59)

No.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

Like, why can't you do, why can't you shadow box? Can you do that?

Or it's only okay if you do things that don't work? Like, you're saying martial, martial art. Or that's an art of war, right? And Tai Chi is, it is a, it's much more of a meditation than it is an art of war. I think it's very beneficial. But like, look at what it says. Athletics, number one. What does that mean?

Badminton, singles, singles, throwing a ball, a baseball, softball, stop. Here's the problem with that.

If you're throwing a baseball, you're basically shaking hands. And you're doing it with an organic skin, right? Baseball, the outside of it is cow skin.

SPEAKER_3 (1:38)

You could throw a ball by yourself, but.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

But that's not what they're saying, right?

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:42)

That's just sad.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

You're gonna throw it and go. Just throw it and go pick it up.

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:48)

Throwing fly balls to yourself in the park.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

BMX, biking, okay, thank you. You're allowed to canoe singles.

Oh. Like it specifies. What's singles?

Tony Hinchcliffe (1:57)

Are they talking about crabbing, like crab walk?

Joe Rogan (2:00)

No, like catching crabs. You can go crabbing, like fishing. No, that's what it means.

You can go crabbing. People do it all the time? Oh yeah, in California, not here, but in Northern California, it's a big deal. Yeah, I've done it before. You catch blue crabs, I think they are. I think they're blue. I don't know what species they are. But you catch them off the piers, like there's a lot of areas around San Francisco where people catch crabs.

It's really big in like Maryland, and those guys love crabbing. Oh, and Alaska too. They do a lot of crabbing.

SPEAKER_3 (2:32)

I know it's a thing. It was just a California list. That's why I was like, I didn't know.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

They must have them in the oceans right here. Gardening, nutting groups.

Oh, you can explore rock pools. Thank you.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:42)

Oh wow, where can we do that at?

Joe Rogan (2:45)

Malibu, but you can't get to the beach, it's closed. Cycling, golf, singles, walking, no cart, Tony.

Tony Hinchcliffe (2:53)

Oh my gosh.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

You can't have a cart.

Why can't I have a cart? What if it's my cart? I can't take the cart? It's electric, it doesn't even hurt the environment. Like what is, why can't I take the cart?

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:03)

Yeah, or why can't they clean it?

Joe Rogan (3:06)

Is there a logic to that? Let's stop, but if it's your cart, is there a logic to that? And how is it any different than the cart at the supermarket?

Like that motherfucker's getting passed around like a cheap hoe.

SPEAKER_3 (3:16)

I think it's because they have to have people clean it and whatnot, and they don't want to have to have staff on whatever, because they've opened up.

Joe Rogan (3:22)

Right, but they have it at the supermarket.

SPEAKER_3 (3:23)

No, I know, but, well.

Joe Rogan (3:25)

You know what I'm saying?

It's like it's real squirrely. It's like the places we absolutely have to go, they're allowed to stay open.

Tony Hinchcliffe (3:30)

Yeah, and even the shopping cart. I was shopping the other day, and I opened up the kiddie part, you know, to put other stuff in, and I'm like, they didn't, there's no way they wiped that part well. There's just no way. If it was on here, I got it.

Joe Rogan (3:43)

After a while, I'm sure the people that work in those places, the kids especially, like 18 year olds, they're gonna slack off. Like no one's dead. They don't see it. You know, they're not going to the hospital. Hold on, don't scroll down yet. There's a lot more we missed. Go back up.