#1447 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Hey, Ball Hog.

Tom Segura (0:01)

Hey, buddy.

Joe Rogan (0:01)

What's going on? Duck eggs.

Tom Segura (0:08)

Duck eggs?

Joe Rogan (0:09)

You don't need them.

Tom Segura (0:10)

No?

Joe Rogan (0:10)

You don't need them in your life.

Tom Segura (0:12)

No good?

Joe Rogan (0:12)

There's a reason why they sell chicken eggs.

Tom Segura (0:14)

And that duck eggs?

Joe Rogan (0:14)

They tricked me. I'm like, oh, duck eggs.

Tom Segura (0:17)

Where did you get duck eggs?

Joe Rogan (0:18)

Arowan.

Tom Segura (0:19)

Oh yeah, I go to Arowan.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

Yeah, I'm like, oh, duck eggs.

Tom Segura (0:22)

And tastes notably shitty. Really?

Joe Rogan (0:25)

Yeah, like gooey. Like it sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Tom Segura (0:28)

Is that smaller, too?

Joe Rogan (0:29)

No, they're bigger.

Tom Segura (0:30)

They're bigger.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

Ducks are.

Tom Segura (0:32)

Maybe quail eggs I've had.

Joe Rogan (0:33)

Yeah, those are good.

Tom Segura (0:34)

Those are good, and they're small.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

Yeah, they're really little, because quail are tiny, but ducks are big fucks.

Tom Segura (0:39)

Yeah, they are.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

They shit out some big eggs.

Tom Segura (0:41)

And they're nasty. Really?

Joe Rogan (0:43)

They like stick to your mouth.

Tom Segura (0:45)

And do you fry it?

Same way, like a loose yolk or no? Like easy yolk?

Joe Rogan (0:50)

Yeah, it's like regular yolk, but the yolk sticks to your mouth.

Tom Segura (0:53)

All right.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

Stays inside your mouth.

Tom Segura (0:55)

It sounds like a ball hog.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Yeah, it's not.

I don't recommend it. I'm feeding the rest of them to my dog, I think. Really? He loves them.

Tom Segura (1:01)

Loves eggs?

Joe Rogan (1:02)

He loves eggs, yeah. Yeah, I crack open an egg and mix it in with his kibble sometimes.

Tom Segura (1:06)

That's awesome.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Yeah, most of the time I feed him. Either he gets a little bit of kibble and some elk meat, or give him ground elk meat or some other kind of meat.

Tom Segura (1:16)

Marshall's spoiled. He eats well.

Joe Rogan (1:17)

He eats well.

Tom Segura (1:18)

That's awesome, dude.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

He's a happy dog.

Tom Segura (1:20)

Yeah, I think everyone loves Marshall.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

Have you met him?

Tom Segura (1:23)

Yeah, I met him.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

You met him here, right?

Tom Segura (1:24)

A couple times, yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

He's the sweetest dog in the world.

Tom Segura (1:27)

Yeah, adorable.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

I didn't even know the dogs were like that.

Tom Segura (1:30)

Yeah, it's a special dog.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

It's Golden Retrievers, man.

Tom Segura (1:33)

They're smart, too.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

They're real smart.

Tom Segura (1:34)

I have a fucking box of sand as a dog, but she's adorable. She's sweet, but she's dumb as shit.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

What is she?

Tom Segura (1:41)

Brussels Graffon.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Well, I don't even know what that is.

Tom Segura (1:43)

Looks like an Ewok.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Oh, I do know what that is. Flat face. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's an odd choice. Is that your wife's choice?

Tom Segura (1:50)

Of course.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Yeah, broads, they get you. They get you with the dog choice.

Tom Segura (1:54)

Oh, yeah, dude, that's that, it's a sweet little dog, but.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

They basically want a baby that they don't care too much if it dies.

Tom Segura (2:05)

I think she'd be pretty sad if this one died.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Yeah, she'd be pretty sad, but not like baby sad.

Tom Segura (2:10)

No, fuck no.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

No, no, no, no. It's like a baby that you know you only have to take care of for like 14 years.

Tom Segura (2:16)

Yeah, yeah, we talk about it sometimes. Like, I love you so much. I'll say it to the dog, and I know you won't be here long, you know? Yeah, she's pretty young, though. So I think for Lucky, she'll have a good run. I lost a dog last year. That was terrible.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

Yeah, I lost a dog two years ago. It's rough. I lost two dogs in a row. Well, they both were so old, they couldn't walk anymore.

Tom Segura (2:37)

Man, our guy had heart condition, and we've given him all the meds, and he was just on a decline. And I was on the road when he died, and I just was kind of stunned. And I kind of, you know, I had to keep doing the shows, obviously, right? And it was like a long weekend of shows. And then when I got back, I fucking broke down.