#1440 - Fortune Feimster

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Three, two, one, Fortune!

SPEAKER_2 (0:04)

Good to see you, what's happening?

Fortune Feimster (0:05)

You too, this is exciting.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

It's exciting for me too.

Fortune Feimster (0:08)

Aw, our first date.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Do you have a special coming out or something going on?

Fortune Feimster (0:12)

It just came out, like a month ago.

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Oh, it's out already?

Fortune Feimster (0:16)

I didn't even know. Well, there's a lot of specials coming out right now.

Joe Rogan (0:18)

God damn, is this the craziest time ever for specials?

Fortune Feimster (0:20)

Yeah, it's like one after another after another.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

It really is, like I can't remember ever in the history of comedy that there's been this many specials released.

Fortune Feimster (0:28)

No, and like, just killers every week.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

Yeah, speaking special. Pull up the video of Tom Segura's new special. There's a, it's on, Netflix is a joke on Instagram, has a copy of it.

Fortune Feimster (0:43)

Oh, because he's doing English and Spanish, right?

Joe Rogan (0:45)

Yeah, this one's just English, and he's going to do one in Spanish. He got to, yeah, people don't know that Tom Segura is fluent in Espanol.

Fortune Feimster (0:53)

He had his mom on his podcast, and that was cool.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

In Spanish, yeah, it's amazing.

Yeah, it's funny because he looks so white. He looks like a white bro.

Fortune Feimster (1:01)

I know.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

And then sometimes Mexicans will talk shit around him, and he'll just look at them and then say something in Spanish, and they're like, oh, no.

Fortune Feimster (1:07)

Oh, that's the best, to have that secret weapon, especially in LA.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

To play, there's a video of it.

That's what I was gonna say, thank you! Play the video.

Play the video. They fucked him. He let some lady put make, I never let them put make up on me, never. And they always bring someone, and this is why, this is why. They made him out, and by the way, they color corrected it, cause it was way worse than that before.

Fortune Feimster (1:35)

Oh really?

Joe Rogan (1:36)

He told me it was way worse than that. I go, what the fuck, bro? He's like, I know. I go, dude, you can't let them do that to you.

Fortune Feimster (1:44)

It looks like he kissed Christina and then went out to do the show.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

He looks like a clown. He looks like a clown from the 1930s. Like one of them black and white movies. Like, look at that.

That's crazy. They put lipstick on him. They put lipstick on him and they put white makeup all over his face.

Fortune Feimster (2:01)

I had that happen once. Cause you really can't tell when they're putting it on.

Someone made me look like the Marionette doll with the big red rosy cheeks. And I was hosting an award show and the whole speech is online.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

It's so crazy because you let someone dictate what your image is gonna be. Someone that really has no business doing that. They just do makeup. And when someone does makeup, they wanna do makeup. They wanna do ya.

Fortune Feimster (2:25)

But like this, he just needs to put some chapstick on.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

Ridiculous.

Fortune Feimster (2:30)

That's it.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Look, that's what he looks like. This is what I always say. I'm the only one in the UFC broadcast that doesn't put makeup on too.

And I'm like, we're talking to people that are getting their heads punched in. Okay, literally, Joanna Jacek, who's the former straw weight champion, she had a fight with this woman, Zhang Weili, who is the straw weight champion from China. It's crazy, epic, like one of the best fights in history at the end of it. Joanna's head was so, like a Frankenstein forehead.

Imagine, yeah, look at her forehead. Now imagine me with makeup on standing next to her. That would be ridiculous, right? I refuse.

Fortune Feimster (3:10)

You're like, look at my foundation.

Joe Rogan (3:12)

They're like, well, we're just gonna cut down the shine. Who gives a fuck if I'm shiny?

Literally no one cares.

Fortune Feimster (3:18)

Yeah, she's got a double forehead now.

Joe Rogan (3:21)

It's a double, triple forehead.

Fortune Feimster (3:23)

Everything's swollen. Is it back down?

Joe Rogan (3:25)

I don't know, she hasn't taken, that's what she looks like normally. Beautiful lady. She's so tough.

That lady is as tough as human beings can possibly be. Because she never even flinched. Her fucking forehead's twice the size of normal.