#1438 - Andrew Santino
The Joe Rogan Experience
March 6, 2020
Andrew Santino is a stand up comedian and actor. He will be in the new FXX show "Dave" starting on March 4. Check out his podcast “Whiskey Ginger” on Spotify & also look for his new podcast with comedian Bobby Lee called "Bad Friends".
Speakers Joe Rogan, Andrew Santino, Jamie
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:07)
You know who else carves guns like that?
Andrew Santino (0:08)
Who does?
Joe Rogan (0:09)
Jesse James, remember Jesse James, the chopper maker dude? Yeah, that dude makes guns now, in Texas.
Andrew Santino (0:16)
That's all he does? He's still making bikes.
Joe Rogan (0:17)
I think he makes bikes too, but he makes a lot of guns, like dope guns, like engraved and frost.
Andrew Santino (0:22)
And hand carves them?
Joe Rogan (0:24)
Fancy guns.
Andrew Santino (0:25)
That's true, yeah, the dude that we were talking about, he's a, I think he's an LA guy, but he hand does them.
Joe Rogan (0:30)
He's a Mexican gentleman, you're saying?
Andrew Santino (0:31)
Mexican dude, a Mexican man.
Joe Rogan (0:32)
Carves into the guns?
Andrew Santino (0:33)
Yeah, he carves, and he does beautiful artwork, all hand design, and then people pay him to do his design. They don't say, like, here's what I want.
The whole deal is, you give him the gun, and he just does it. It's not like, I want this on here. He's like, no, no, no. You give me the piece, I do the art, I give it back.
Joe Rogan (0:50)
You know what's interesting about Bernie Sanders? What is this? Is this the guy with the guns?
Let me see what this looks like. I was gonna say what's interesting about Bernie Sanders is his real close relationship with Killer Mike.
Killer Mike is a big pro Second Amendment man. I mean, he believes in guns. He believes you should be able to protect yourself and protect your family.
Andrew Santino (1:08)
And what, and Bernie's so against it?
Joe Rogan (1:11)
Well, I don't know if Bernie's so against it because he talks to Killer Mike and they don't scream and yell at each other. You know? Killer Mike.
And Vermont, we don't need guns.
Andrew Santino (1:21)
I don't think we need guns in the Northeast.
Joe Rogan (1:23)
How did he do yesterday? He won Vermont, California, Colorado, Utah, and then is that it? And then Biden.
Andrew Santino (1:29)
Biden's still in the lead, right?
Joe Rogan (1:30)
Is Biden number one now?
Jamie (1:34)
Yeah, he's ahead. 435 to 381 as of right now.
Joe Rogan (1:39)
That's pretty good.
Andrew Santino (1:40)
Elizabeth, let me tell you something.
Joe Rogan (1:42)
I worry about both of them because they're older gentlemen, but I worry about Biden more. He looks like he's...
It's almost like his skin is thin.
Andrew Santino (1:51)
Well, I think his brain seems to be skipping. Do you know what I mean? It's almost like an old scratch DVD.
Joe Rogan (1:56)
Well, you gotta realize he's fucking tired.
Dude, forget about just being old. Doing the pace that he's doing is fucking crazy. He's gotta get on that Trumpspeed. That Trumpspeed, whatever the... That Sudafed from Germany, whatever the fuck it is.
Andrew Santino (2:11)
I'm on Poppers again.
Joe Rogan (2:12)
He's got the best shit. And he's already ranking on them. It's already hilarious. You see what he did for Mike Bloomberg? He hid under the podium. He pretended he was Mike Bloomberg.
Andrew Santino (2:21)
Tiny Mike, yeah.
Joe Rogan (2:21)
That guy's not gonna be able to see over the podium. He goes behind the podium, and then he's calling him Sleepy Joe. He's doing standup, bro.
Andrew Santino (2:27)
I say it on stage, he fuckin rips. Did you see the clip from the other day where he's like, is this guy Mexican? He says he's Mexican. You really Mexican?
He goes, he's Mexican like I'm Native American. I'm Elizabeth Warren. Dude, he was rippin, and they were losin it.
He rips.
Joe Rogan (2:41)
Dude, he's funny. He says funny shit, and he's got a, we were talkin about this yesterday. Mike, he's got a lifetime of experience of bein in front of the camera. He knows how to do it.
Andrew Santino (2:49)
He's a showman.
Joe Rogan (2:50)
Well, it's like everything else, like podcasts or standup, or I would imagine any kind of public speaking.
The more you do it, the better you get at it. The more you realize your mistakes, the more you tighten up your game, the more practice you get, and he gets a lot of practice. I mean, he's doin public speaking all the time. And when he gets to do somethin where they're all on his side, it's probably fun. Like those things he does when they're all on his side, those are good times.
Andrew Santino (3:13)
That's like you ripping an arena. That's basically what it is. They're all there to see you. Yeah, yeah.
He's not playin a club. He's playin a fuckin sold out arena that are like, bring out Trump. If he brought other guys to do 10 in front of him, to hype him up and shit, bring Jared and...
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