#1433 - Michael Yo

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Two, one. Michael Yo, I'm going on a big tour.

Michael Yo (0:07)

I know, I'm so excited for you, bro.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

I'm not missing shit.

SPEAKER_3 (0:10)

No, you're not.

Joe Rogan (0:10)

You're wondering if I'm missing podcasts. I only go on the weekends.

Michael Yo (0:13)

Oh, you don't go during the week?

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Never, never. I don't like to.

Michael Yo (0:17)

Why not?

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Because I have a family, I like to be home.

Michael Yo (0:20)

That's what's up right there.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Yeah.

Michael Yo (0:21)

I mean, when you can do-

Joe Rogan (0:22)

I miss it.

Michael Yo (0:23)

When you can do what you want to do and be like, I'm going to be going Friday and Saturday and be back by Sunday.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Yeah, that's the way to do it, man. I've never done the touring thing. Like, Chrysler and a lot of those people, they go out for like a month. Fuck that.

I get sad.

I feel bad. I don't like it. I have kids.

Michael Yo (0:38)

Well, I got two too, and now I have a baby girl.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Yeah, you want to be home, man.

Michael Yo (0:42)

Dude, and my baby girl, man. She looks at me like my son never looked at me before.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

Oh, it's a different thing, right? I don't know because I don't have sons, but everybody that has both says, whoa, the girls are just so loving and sweet, and the sons are just trying to light shit on fire.

Michael Yo (0:57)

Yeah, it's so true. It's such a, and they don't love the fathers.

Like my son could care less about me.

Joe Rogan (1:05)

That's hilarious.

Michael Yo (1:06)

It's so true. Like he loves my wife, like hand, I mean, side by side all the time.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

Really?

Michael Yo (1:12)

But already my daughter, just at three months old, my wife will hold her, and she'll keep crying. And as soon as I grab her, she's sad. I mean, it's amazing, dude.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

You guys don't start getting competitive about that shit. Sometimes people get weird.

Michael Yo (1:24)

Oh, I'm a competitive father, but I'm not gonna compete against your wife. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Joe Rogan (1:29)

Like, yeah, look at this. The girl likes me more. Hmm, how weird.

Maybe you're just not really a good mom?

No, what's your tour? Where are you going? Like, everywhere? Everywhere, bro. I'll tell you where I'm going. Because I don't even know where I'm going, honestly. I have to read it off. I'm going to, starting off in Des Moines, Iowa, because someone's got to.

Michael Yo (1:50)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

I do that because my friend John Dudley lives there.

So I'm like, fuck it, I'll come visit you. I'll do a gig out there, like legitimately.

Michael Yo (1:57)

I love that.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

My buddy lives in Iowa.

Michael Yo (1:59)

You know who does that? Bill Burr, he loves football so much. This is what I heard from some clubs, is he loves college football so much, he'll schedule tour dates around big games so he can be in the city already.

Joe Rogan (2:12)

Oh yeah, he does that.

Michael Yo (2:13)

That's genius, man.

Joe Rogan (2:14)

Well, Burr is a savage.

And he's also a man who does what he wants. Yes. He's a self-made man, Michael Yo. And then I'm going to Pittsburgh, love Pittsburgh, Louisville, Raleigh, North Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, Las Vegas, woo!

Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, and Orlando. I do Florida like once every three years. And every time I do Florida, I come back and I go, God damn Florida.

Michael Yo (2:36)

You don't like it?

Joe Rogan (2:36)

Crazy place. I do, I love it.

Michael Yo (2:38)

I'm about to say that.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

It's crazy. They're barely Americans.

Barely Americans. And I say this with love, my sister lives there.

Michael Yo (2:45)

Well, there's a lot of rednecks in Tampa, too.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

They're fucking animals.

Michael Yo (2:49)

No disrespect, I love Tampa.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Yeah, I'm going to, where else am I going? Tampa, Orlando.

Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Orlando, Philadelphia, Lincoln, Nebraska. I've never been to Lincoln, Nebraska.

Michael Yo (3:00)

Are you doing the hard rock in Fort Lauderdale? Or are you doing the big arena?

Joe Rogan (3:04)

I'm doing an arena.

Michael Yo (3:05)

Okay.

Joe Rogan (3:05)

Yeah, I've done the hard rock, though. It's great.

Michael Yo (3:08)

Yeah, they opened up a new, the hard rock just opened up. They have the guitar now.