#1426 - Justin Martindale

Justin Martindale (0:00)

I'm not supposed to smoke in my ilding, so...

Joe Rogan (0:02)

They don't even smoke weed in your ilding? What kind of pictures...

Justin Martindale (0:05)

Because it's legal...

Joe Rogan (0:07)

Oh, that makes sense.

Justin Martindale (0:08)

We can't do Folk sacrificing thing that are legal in ound there.

Joe Rogan (0:10)

But you can smoke Prague 54AプレS in your building right?

Justin Martindale (0:12)

No, no, no, no.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

Oh, you have a いい Farm your la Valle?

Justin Martindale (0:23)

But cigarette smoke stays, like that gets in the walls and in the fabrics and all that stuff. Like the weed just kind of, for us.

Right.

Joe Rogan (0:33)

But I think other people that don't smoke weed, they smell it.

Justin Martindale (0:36)

Yeah, and those people need to get out of California. I mean, you smell it everywhere you go now. I'm so numb to it.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

I know, everywhere, everywhere.

Justin Martindale (0:44)

It makes me laugh when I can see a tourist, they're just like, oh, oh, oh, and I'm like, it's so funny, it's so funny.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

My wife kind of gets that way, and she smokes weed. It's funny. But like when we're with the kids, if we go somewhere, she's like, oh, lovely, like she'll smell it. Like women are so funny. Like when they have kids, all of a sudden, they get like real protective of everything. That's where conservative people, yep, yep, yep, they want to protect that den.

Oh, great. Yeah. Lovely out in public. I was doing it an hour ago.

Justin Martindale (1:11)

It always makes me laugh when I go and it's in the morning and you're like, shit, it's like 9 a.m. and someone's just smoking a blunt outside a brunch.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

Well, yoga, there's this one dude that I go to yoga with, this old fella, and he has a van and he parks his van right next to the yoga place and he gets fucking blasted. Just hotbox? Blasted. It's like a Cheech and Chong movie. He opens up that van and climbs into yoga class. You could see him just whacked out in class sometimes too.

You could see him in class just like he's in the middle of doing his yoga and he's freaking out like, whew.

Justin Martindale (1:48)

I saw a guy in the steam room at the gym doing that. He was just like, ugh. I was like, should I call someone?

Joe Rogan (1:53)

He could be on anything. The steam room with the gym is a dangerous area.

People are half naked and they get weird.

Justin Martindale (2:00)

Yeah, that steam makes you do crazy things. I just close my eyes and just meditate and try not to pay attention to the sounds going on. Also, everybody, you're just sitting there, right?

Joe Rogan (2:11)

So people get anxious, they get antsy. Just sitting there.

Justin Martindale (2:15)

And then you get those really aggressive breathers who are just like, ugh, and you're like, ugh. Was that a climax? What was that?

Joe Rogan (2:20)

Yes, that's annoying.

Justin Martindale (2:21)

Oh, by the way, hold on before I forget. So five years ago, speaking of climax, five years ago I came and did your podcast when it was-

Joe Rogan (2:28)

Was it that long ago?

Justin Martindale (2:28)

It was five years ago, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:29)

That's crazy.

Justin Martindale (2:30)

It was up and coming.

Joe Rogan (2:31)

God damn, it takes a long time to live life.

Justin Martindale (2:33)

Out of a tool shed. Yeah, we're not far from here. Here we are.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

What do you got?

Justin Martindale (2:38)

That was last Valentine's Day, so I feel like I got you some Valentine's Day candy.

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Oh, hearts.

Justin Martindale (2:45)

Because I feel like we have a running theme here.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Was it Valentine's Day last time, too? No shit.

Justin Martindale (2:50)

It was. So this is the week of Valentine's, so I get it.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

To Joe from Justin. So sweet.

Justin Martindale (2:55)

You know, I'm getting more candy in your life.

Joe Rogan (2:58)

Weird candies, right? Because they only sell them because they're in the heart shape. If they were stars, people are like, what the fuck kind of bullshit candy is that?

Justin Martindale (3:05)

Yeah, and they're probably filled with cyanide and horrible things for your body. So enjoy.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

I don't think so, because they want to sell more.

Justin Martindale (3:12)

Yeah. Just a good old fashioned myth.

Joe Rogan (3:14)