#1390 - Tim Dillon

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Three, two, one. Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Megyn McKayn fan club.

Tim Dillon (0:08)

Megyn McKayn, president of the Megyn McKayn fan club.

Joe Rogan (0:10)

Has she reached out to you at all?

Tim Dillon (0:11)

She's blocked me. No. She blocked me, and I didn't tag her in the video, because I'm not that guy, but I did, you know, I mean, I put it out there, into the world.

She's not thrilled, probably. I know somebody that knows her pretty well, and they said that she is not happy with my depiction of her. She did, though, after the first video, she lost a lot of weight.

Joe Rogan (0:37)

Seemed like she put it back on.

Tim Dillon (0:39)

She did, and I yo-yo with her. So when she gets thinner, I get thinner so I can do her, and when she plumps up, I plump back up. So that's where we're at, is that I just kind of mirror her.

How uncomfortable. Because sometimes I go back to New York to do shows and I imagine like, what if I'm in a restaurant and I see her, what would a meeting be like?

Joe Rogan (1:05)

Because I have no real ill will. It's just comedy.

Tim Dillon (1:08)

It's just comedy.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

She's just a big public figure.

Tim Dillon (1:11)

She's a big public figure, and she behaves sometimes in a ridiculous way.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

She called herself a self-made woman.

Tim Dillon (1:18)

I mean, these are things that are insane.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

Yes, that's insane.

Tim Dillon (1:21)

I mean, this is, you know, she's not self-made.

And listen, I love that she loves her dad, but there's a limit to the constant, you know... If you want people to forget that your dad is the reason you have the job, you can't bring him up every five minutes.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

Well, don't you think she's in a real pickle?

Because that show is how she makes a living. So she's on that show. So if you're on that show, that's one of the things you've got to talk about.

Tim Dillon (1:51)

Absolutely. But I would say if she toned it down a little bit...

Tone it down!

Joe Rogan (1:56)

You can't tone it down, though. See, one of the things about that show that's ridiculous, like this conversation we're having is very easy. It's you and me.

Tim Dillon (2:04)

That's it.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

I let you talk, you let me talk, we talk, we express ourselves. No problem. That's a goddamn battle zone.

Tim Dillon (2:10)

It's a fight.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

That's a vagina battle zone.

Tim Dillon (2:13)

And you have a lot of great intellectuals that are battling out all the things, you know? Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, these are brilliant people who we need to hear from.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

Yes.

Tim Dillon (2:23)

And they speak in three-minute clips. But I used to like the show when, like, Rosie O'Donnell would go on and start talking about Tower 7 That was great.

That was fun.

Joe Rogan (2:32)

Yes.

Tim Dillon (2:32)

That was fun. It can be fun.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

That was interesting when Rosie was doing that.

Tim Dillon (2:38)

Rosie would just go on and start talking about Tower 7 And it was like, oh, this is a fun morning show. This is ABC Morning.

Joe Rogan (2:45)

It's a little wacky.

Tim Dillon (2:46)

Yeah. It's like, I'll get on board for this.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Why did they take her off of that? Did she not get along with somebody? I mean, she was a girl from Survivor, right? Yeah.

Tim Dillon (2:53)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Her and Rosie used to fight all the time.

Joe Rogan (2:56)

Yeah. She's like one of them hot Fox News fem bot type characters.

Tim Dillon (3:01)

I used to do Red Eye on Fox News, which would air at 3 a.m. They would bring in like all these hot blondes would sit in the green room and they would be nice. And they'd be like, I'm Ms. Taylor Hesse, and then they would get on Fox, Red Eye, and then the cameras would turn on and they would start going, Syria. And I would be like, Syria? What the hell do you know about Syria?

I mean, but they would just go and go. And it was, you know, that was a fun show because Red Eye was a show that was on at 3 a.m.

Joe Rogan (3:33)

Yes.

Tim Dillon (3:33)

And nobody really watched it and nothing you said would get recorded. Like there would be no clips or anything, so you could kind of just go wild.