#1371 - Andrew Santino

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Two, one. Hi, Andrew Santino.

Andrew Santino (0:06)

What's up, Mr. Rogan?

Joe Rogan (0:07)

It's still sober October.

Andrew Santino (0:08)

Still sober.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

You can have real drinks.

Andrew Santino (0:10)

No, I'm not gonna have real drinks. I'm gonna have this.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

You can have some of this.

Andrew Santino (0:13)

Cheers, I'll have some of this.

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Mac and zero, zero. It's good, right?

Andrew Santino (0:18)

Oh yeah, it's pretty good.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

I know you wanna get fucked up, but you can't. How about that?

Andrew Santino (0:25)

I'm not gonna, man.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

How about that?

Andrew Santino (0:27)

I'm not gonna, I need time for my stomach to clear up.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

You could do Sober October?

Andrew Santino (0:31)

No, you know I can't do that shit.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

You can't do it?

Andrew Santino (0:33)

No, a month?

Joe Rogan (0:34)

How about a week?

Andrew Santino (0:34)

I could do Sober Week.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

So you could do the first week of Sober October?

Andrew Santino (0:38)

Yeah, I could do the first week.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

Maybe like the first week this year, next year you do two weeks?

Andrew Santino (0:44)

I could do a sober month, but October sucks for me. It's my birthday in October, so I don't wanna take it off.

Also, I like drinking too much. You like it a lot? I can stop weed and anything else.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

Not booze?

Andrew Santino (1:00)

No, I can't.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Do you wanna drink?

Andrew Santino (1:01)

Nah.

Joe Rogan (1:02)

I got booze right over there?

Andrew Santino (1:03)

No, my tummy's so sensitive still.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

Yeah, you're all a mess. Let's tell everybody what happened.

So, no offense to Hilarities, which is a great comedy club. We stopped there Saturday night after our show in Cleveland. We went over to say hi to our friend Jesse Mae Peluso, who was headlining there. And what was the dude's name?

Andrew Santino (1:22)

Andrew.

Joe Rogan (1:23)

Andrew, don't remember. Funny guy, anyway.

So we say hi to them, and they graciously, the owners of the club, graciously asked if we were hungry. We said, sure, we could eat. They have a nice menu.

Andrew Santino (1:36)

Why not?

Joe Rogan (1:36)

So I had the prime rib, it was excellent. And you had a steak with some vegetables.

Andrew Santino (1:41)

That's right, I had a bunch of vegetables on the side.

Joe Rogan (1:43)

This is probably around midnight.

And then we get on a plane at like six in the morning. We are flying back home, and I pass out, and then the lady wakes me up. It's like a movie. The lady wakes me up, and then I look over you, you're like, dude, I'm not good. I'm not good, I'm not doing good. I'm like, what's the matter? What happened? Like we had walked through the airport cracking jokes like we always do, having a great old time. Everything seemed normal. He didn't seem sick at all.

He fell asleep. Tell everybody what happened.

Andrew Santino (2:15)

I fall asleep.

I woke up like in Fight Club when you're like, when he wakes up, he's like on the plane, like my breath caught myself, and I sprinted to the bathroom, and I was like so out of it. And I think the head rush had got me all fucked up, and I sat down, and I blacked out and passed out for a second, and I woke up and I'm throwing up. I mean, I am hurling to-

Joe Rogan (2:34)

You woke up throwing up.

Andrew Santino (2:35)

Throwing up, just like as I wake up, I'm spitting.

And I'm like holding onto the sides, like I can't believe what's, I'm so disoriented, and I walk out, and I grab the flight attendant, and I was like, is there a doctor on the plane? Like something's fucking wrong, like I don't feel good. And right then my stomach was like burbling again. And she's like, oh my God, you're like pale as a fucking ghost. And I was like, I'm like, I'm like this bitch, this is what I look like.

She goes, go sit down, I'll get somebody. This nurse was on there, this guy Garrett, super nice. And he was right in front of us, like a row up. And he asked to switch seats with Joe, and he sat with me and I was hurling, dude. Dude, for the first time in my life, I puked in those bags. You know when you're like, nobody pukes in those fucking bags? I did it. I puked in that fucking bag like three times.