#1359 - Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr (0:00)

They can't do much more to me, can they? Well, Joe, it's so great to see you.

Joe Rogan (0:05)

Great to see you too. I love the sunglasses.

SPEAKER_3 (0:08)

They're pretty slick.

Roseanne Barr (0:09)

These are, okay, I thought I was getting the coolest ones, but then my friends who were shopping with me, they came running back and they were like, uh-uh, uh-uh, don't pay yet, don't pay yet.

Honey, take a look at these. And I looked, and there's a separation like between the frame.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

Right.

Roseanne Barr (0:27)

See, you want to look? I did my own eye makeup, so it's a mess.

I couldn't get anybody to fix my makeup today.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

What's the benefit of the separation?

Roseanne Barr (0:40)

Fucking art.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Just looks dope. I get it.

Roseanne Barr (0:44)

You got a little bit of brow peeping through.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

I see.

Roseanne Barr (0:47)

See.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

I like them a lot. They're very cool.

Roseanne Barr (0:49)

And look at the pink or flesh or whatever you call this. That's my color.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

I like the bracelet too. The pink one, that's jamming.

It's pretty dope.

Roseanne Barr (0:57)

I've had it for a long, long time. Like Phyllis Diller, I just collect weird costumes, you know? And just wear them in the house.

But I decide to start wearing them out more now.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

I like it. Yeah, it's fun. You can pull it off for sure.

You're all blonde now.

Roseanne Barr (1:15)

Hells yeah. Yeah, you're all Debbie Harry. I'm all going rock star now. Because I'm like, okay, well, you know, whatever.

Nothing can ever stop me because I'm a comic, right?

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Right.

Roseanne Barr (1:27)

Nothing can stop us.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

Nothing.

Roseanne Barr (1:29)

Because we have some fucking weird DNA bend that we just have to get the fucking last laugh, right? We have to get the laugh.

And so I have to.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

I'm just glad you're back to stand up too. I'm really, really excited about that.

Roseanne Barr (1:43)

I don't know about that. It wasn't sparking joy as that woman says.

She says, if you're doing anything in your life that is not sparking joy, then fuck it.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

Who said that?

Roseanne Barr (1:54)

That lady that tells you to throw out your clothes that don't spark joy.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

Oh, is she like a minimalist lady?

Roseanne Barr (2:00)

I don't know. She's on the internet.

She's really helped me because I'm a hoarder.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

Yeah, me too a little bit. I mean, you can see at the top of this desk, I got a lot of knickknacks and stuff that I save.

Roseanne Barr (2:15)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:15)

But were you saying that stand up wasn't sparking joy? When was this?

Roseanne Barr (2:20)

It wasn't sparking joy.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

In the past.

Roseanne Barr (2:22)

Yeah, in the last few, you know, in a while. Because I'm so nervous. It's like, oh my God, I get so nervous because I don't really know. I don't really know anymore, you know, not really the funny moved.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

I see what you're saying.

Yeah, yeah. It does.

Roseanne Barr (2:41)

Like I was saying, I need a line, one killer line, one killer opening line that encapsulates the entire year I've just lived through.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Right, right.

Roseanne Barr (2:53)

I need that kind of a line or it's not going to work for me, you know? Because everybody knows something happened.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Sure, yeah.

Roseanne Barr (3:00)

And I just don't talk about it that much besides calling everybody a bitch.

Joe Rogan (3:06)

Do you ever work with writers?

Me? Like stand up writers? Yeah.

Roseanne Barr (3:09)

No, I want to, but all my friends are dead.

Oh, my co-writing comic friends are dead. Or they moved to Israel and became Kabbad.

Joe Rogan (3:20)

You know who would be great? Tony Hinchcliffe.

Roseanne Barr (3:23)

Who's that?

Joe Rogan (3:24)

He's hilarious.

Roseanne Barr (3:25)

How old?

Joe Rogan (3:25)

He's a great comic. He's 36

Roseanne Barr (3:27)

Oh, that's a good age.

Joe Rogan (3:29)

Yeah, 35, 36 Oh, he's really funny.

Roseanne Barr (3:32)

Really? He sees things weird?

Joe Rogan (3:33)

And he's a fantastic joke writer, and he writes for roasts all the time. He's a big roast writer.

Roseanne Barr (3:39)

Oh, I love roast jokes.

Joe Rogan (3:41)

Yeah, I would love to connect you with him.

Roseanne Barr (3:42)