#1354 - The Black Keys

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Boom, and we're moving, we're moving, gentlemen.

Patrick Carney (0:04)

All right.

Joe Rogan (0:05)

Good to see you.

Dan Auerbach (0:05)

We're moving.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

Thanks for being here.

Patrick Carney (0:06)

Thanks for having us.

Joe Rogan (0:07)

I'm a gigantic fan. You already know that, but now I get to tell you in person.

Patrick Carney (0:12)

I'm a big fan of yours, man.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

Well, thanks.

Patrick Carney (0:13)

You've become my, we were just saying on the way here, you've become my late night television.

I don't watch, I don't watch like, you know, Jimmy Fallon or anything. I put on your podcast on YouTube. I just watch it.

Dan Auerbach (0:29)

It's just blew his fucking mind. Look at it.

Patrick Carney (0:31)

But you're also like my Oprah. And I was thinking like, you need a whole cast. You need like a Gayle King and I do, I'm willing to be your Dr. Phil.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

Ooh, I need a science advisor. I definitely need a real on-staff scientist to check things.

Patrick Carney (0:46)

Like Dr. Oz?

Joe Rogan (0:48)

No, he's not real.

Patrick Carney (0:49)

And as I'm saying, you need the-

Joe Rogan (0:51)

No, I need a real one.

Like Dr. Oz, he got in trouble for selling horse shit, right? Didn't he get brought in front of Congress?

Patrick Carney (0:57)

I assumed all these people were kind of unqualified for their-

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Well, Dr. Phil's actually a really good guy. He's actually a real good guy.

Dan Auerbach (1:04)

I like one of those TV judge, bailiff cops that stands in front of the judge just got arrested for murder.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Really?

Dan Auerbach (1:14)

Yeah.

Patrick Carney (1:14)

Dude, that's my favorite of all the kind of reality shows. It's like the Judge Judy bailiff character.

Like the guy's like, that's right, judge.

Joe Rogan (1:26)

Do you think he's like a DEA agent that eventually wants to try coke?

Patrick Carney (1:31)

What, the bailiff?

Joe Rogan (1:32)

Yeah, like he's just around, I mean, he's probably a real bailiff, right? So he's probably around so many goddamn criminals.

Patrick Carney (1:37)

Man, I don't think that they're real bailiffs. I haven't got that.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

He's a fake bailiff?

Patrick Carney (1:41)

I just assumed it's Hollywood, man.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

True.

Dan Auerbach (1:45)

It's like the same outfit from Night Court.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

It's not a complicated gig. You could just hire an actual cop.

That way you're doubly protected. You have a real cop that's standing there.

Patrick Carney (1:55)

Yeah, really doing it.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

Really doing it. And then I'm sure they can do that gig, just find a guy who's nice.

Patrick Carney (2:01)

I think that's a much higher paying gig than a cop.

Joe Rogan (2:04)

Give a cop a break.

Patrick Carney (2:06)

Well, with that type of money comes corruption.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

That's true.

That's right. That's where it gets ugly. All the other cops get mad at them. They set them up.

Patrick Carney (2:16)

Yeah. They plant a gun on him.

Joe Rogan (2:18)

Plant some drugs.

SPEAKER_4 (2:19)

Maybe that's what happened to this dude.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

Put some meth in his ear and he just set up.

SPEAKER_4 (2:22)

This dude got set up.

Patrick Carney (2:24)

All the cops are like, this motherfucker got 150 grand a year job. Put the fucking gun on him.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Have you guys been paying attention to OJ on Twitter?

Dan Auerbach (2:33)

No. What's he doing?

Joe Rogan (2:35)

It's one of the strangest things ever. He's just talking on Twitter. Just talking about like football and politics.

And the comments are just the most ridiculous shit, everything you would expect. I'm sure you can't read them. The comments are just filled with just murder jokes.

Patrick Carney (2:51)

Yeah.

Dan Auerbach (2:51)

Really? No, not his comments.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

His comments, like under his, like his thing, he says his thing, then under all the people that comment on his post, it's all just murder jokes.

Dan Auerbach (3:01)

As long as he's not making murder jokes, I guess.

Patrick Carney (3:03)

No.

My friend has the largest OJ. Simpson t-shirt collection of like the free OJ. Juices Loose in the world. And he had an exhibit here in LA a couple, a year ago at a museum, like 150 shirts, pretty amazing.

But you know who I like to follow on Twitter, which we were talking about earlier, I don't really look at Twitter that much, but I do like Jose Kinseko a lot on Twitter. Do you? Yeah.