#1336 - Legion Of Skanks

Dave Smith (0:00)

I rarely watch the event live.

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Hello, Skanks.

Dave Smith (0:04)

What's up?

Joe Rogan (0:04)

We're live. This is sort of.

We're recorded. Good to see you, boys.

Luis J. Gomez (0:09)

Good to see you too.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

Things got strange as soon as I said we're live.

Dave Smith (0:12)

Everybody's like, oh. Oh man, we were having a great conversation.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:14)

I know.

Luis J. Gomez (0:15)

People are listening.

Joe Rogan (0:15)

We're a little too high right now.

Luis J. Gomez (0:17)

People are listening to what?

Joe Rogan (0:17)

The goddamn Mike Tyson weed.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:19)

We were really worried just having the most natural conversation. Everyone was going back and forth, nothing. And then, ah!

Yeah.

Luis J. Gomez (0:24)

Mike Tyson, we were talking, when you went to the bathroom, Mike Tyson says he smokes $40,000 a week.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

He also sells weed, so he just charges himself a lot of money.

Luis J. Gomez (0:37)

He can tie it on his own supply.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

There's no way you could smoke $40,000 worth of weed. I mean, maybe like his whole crew.

Luis J. Gomez (0:43)

Yeah, to say it's about himself, there's no way.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

A month?

How much is $40,000? I wanna see what it looks like in a room.

Dave Smith (0:51)

Yeah, I'm not buying that.

Luis J. Gomez (0:52)

It would be a pile that you could fall into and take a nap. Like, you could definitely, like, beanbag chair it.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

You could fly through the air and be back with confidence.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:00)

So how much is, I mean, you're getting it in bulk, so it's gonna be probably like $100 an ounce. It's getting even worse. Even less than that.

Luis J. Gomez (1:06)

If you're gonna spend 40 grand, they'll give you more than 40 grand's worth. Just to be like, here, man, I don't know.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

We smoke 10 tons of weed at the ranch a month. Oh my God. This is Britain said.

Eben, is that how you say his name? Eben, Eben, Eben Britain. So 10 tons of weed is $40,000. That doesn't seem right, does it?

Dave Smith (1:29)

None of that seems right.

Joe Rogan (1:30)

Seems like it'd be more money than that.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:31)

That's 20,000 pounds of weed. That's impossible.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

He obviously could have easily been joking and laughing while he said this, too. We're reading it in print, but he's like, do we smoke 10 tons a month?

Dave Smith (1:42)

Yeah, this is on the podcast.

Luis J. Gomez (1:43)

It might be Weed Talk, that's what I'm saying.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Yeah, this sounds like something I would say.

Luis J. Gomez (1:47)

More than you could ever possibly imagine.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Just keep burning, and then we burn it all the time. We don't even breathe air.

Luis J. Gomez (1:55)

I'm gonna throw out a wild number, 40 million. 40 tons. 40,000?

Joe Rogan (2:03)

Someone should, some journalist should do, just make an image of this is what $40,000 worth of weed looks like.

Dave Smith (2:13)

Yeah, it's gonna be more than even Mike Tyson and his crew can smoke.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

Wouldn't it fill this whole room?

Luis J. Gomez (2:18)

I think it would, it'd be one of those like shipping crates.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

Is it even, somebody already did it. Is it even, there's a graph, is it even possible to smoke $40,000 a weed a month?

Big Jay Oakerson (2:29)

900 eighths, that's actually not that much, but with a crew, 900, think about it, if you do two gram blunts, that's two blunts per eighth, essentially, a little bit less.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

This guy's got it broken down.

Luis J. Gomez (2:42)

Yeah, but this guy really could just tell you how much it is in bulk, he's giving you, 900 eighths seems a little bit lazy to even write.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:48)

1800 blunts between Mike Tyson's crew is not actually that much for a month.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

It's not that much. Now when I'm looking at how this guy's saying it, he's saying it's basically four blunts per hour. That's totally possible if you've got a large number of people with you.

Dave Smith (3:00)

I will never question Mike Tyson again.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

Ever.

Big Jay Oakerson (3:02)

This is it.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

Ever.

Big Jay Oakerson (3:04)

But that's still not 10 tons.

Joe Rogan (3:05)

I think we're being silly. I think they were joking around. I bet a lot of it they give away too. They might go through a personal stash of that much weed.