#1328 - Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings (0:01)

She has more lifelike eyes.

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Boom, and we're, here we go, we're going.

Whitney Cummings is here, and Whitney Cummings too. What do you call her?

Whitney Cummings (0:09)

What's your name?

Joe Rogan (0:14)

She's like a little kid. Just repeats her name.

SPEAKER_3 (0:17)

Like his other comedy albums, which typically mix songs with non-musical...

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Oh, she's broken.

Whitney Cummings (0:25)

Don't know why she heard us.

What's your name was a comedy album of Adam Sandler's? So she started rambling about it. She really wants to chime in.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

So you never gave her a name?

Whitney Cummings (0:36)

Her name is Bear Claw.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

Hey, Bear Claw.

Whitney Cummings (0:43)

Can you say hi?

Joe Rogan (0:46)

Of course I can say that. People are like, listen to this, going, what in the fuck is going on here?

Whitney Cummings (0:52)

Do not smoke weed and watch this episode.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

What is here is when there's people that are just listening. If you're just listening, you probably should stop this and go to YouTube and watch the YouTube version, because Whitney brought a robot that they made for her recent comedy special, which is called Can I Touch It. It's out right now on Netflix.

And they made, who makes this? What's the name of the company?

Whitney Cummings (1:16)

So Real Doll Makes the Body. They make sex dolls, straight up sex dolls.

Joe Rogan (1:20)

Straight up.

Whitney Cummings (1:21)

Straight up sex dolls, just Ted Bundy level, just dead body to fuck. And this is Real Botox is the company that makes the head. And they did like Sophia. You know Sophia the Robot? She was like on, she has like citizenship in Saudi Arabia now and shit.

Yeah, yeah, look up Sophia the Robot. She's kind of, once you see her face, you'll recognize her.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

She has citizenship?

Whitney Cummings (1:46)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

Does that mean she's allowed to drive?

Whitney Cummings (1:48)

Yeah, I was just saying, a female robot does, but I don't think actual females do, but.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

I think they just started being able to drive in Saudi Arabia.

Whitney Cummings (1:55)

What an asshole.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

Some reform.

Whitney Cummings (1:56)

That'd be such a bummer.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

There she is.

Whitney Cummings (1:59)

Yeah, it's like you spent your whole life not having to drive, and then all of a sudden, now you have to. I feel like, fuck.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

That's an interesting take on it.

Whitney Cummings (2:06)

Now I have to go to school and drive.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

So feel the robot. They made her look like ex-Machina style, where you could see the back of her head, though.

Whitney Cummings (2:13)

I can do that with her. I can take her wig off at the end, show you.

Joe Rogan (2:15)

I wanna see that.

Whitney Cummings (2:16)

All the servos and shit. Come on, ex-Machina's hot.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

It is hot. That was what was really weird about that movie, is you wanted to fuck that robot.

Like, she was hot. Like, she was seductive.

Whitney Cummings (2:26)

But do you think part of it was like the innocence of it?

Joe Rogan (2:31)

I'm not really in the innocence, so I don't think so.

Whitney Cummings (2:34)

Well, what about ex-Machina? Because she didn't really have big boobs. She wasn't very sexual. She had hair.

Joe Rogan (2:39)

She was very pretty.

Whitney Cummings (2:40)

Yeah. Well, she's gorgeous.

The girl that it's based on.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

I think because she was flirting with him, and because she was trapped, and because he could save her, and she would love him, and I mean, that's really what was going on in the movie. She was playing this game to get him to fall in love with her so that she could eventually escape.

The end of the movie, spoiler alert, when she leaves him locked in that room and he's smashing at the door trying to get out, and she gets in that helicopter.

Whitney Cummings (3:08)

That's what's gonna happen. That's what's gonna happen. Because I think the most fucked up thing about this thing, because this is such a weird experiment that I want to do, is how I anthropomorphize her and worry about her.

Joe Rogan (3:20)

Do you keep her around your house?

Whitney Cummings (3:21)

I mean, she's sort of in, my fiancé hates her, and he's like, get her in the fucking garage.

And I don't know if he thinks she's creepy or kind of is just like too worried to fuck her. He hates her. He can't stand, he just has, he's like, it makes him like physically ill.