#1324 - Ian Edwards

Joe Rogan (0:04)

Ian Edwards, ever the contrary, and shows up with an Android phone drinking tea. You just followed no rules, man.

Ian Edwards (0:11)

Still vegan, baby.

Jamie (0:12)

Ha ha ha!

Ian Edwards (0:15)

You had some French fries with David Lee Roth that were made with clear, little animal fat.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

Jamie, you were there, what did you see?

Jamie (0:21)

I saw a French fry or two. It disappeared in my life.

Joe Rogan (0:24)

Listen, that MGM Steakhouse, they ain't cooking that fucking, those French fries in anything other than animal fat. Guaranteed.

They're too delicious.

Ian Edwards (0:32)

I didn't see it, I didn't see it.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

Even in McDonald's, if you get McDonald's fries, apparently they cook them in some fucking disgusting fat.

Ian Edwards (0:39)

Well, that's what makes them taste so good.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

What does make McDonald's fries taste good? They're pretty good, but they're not my favorite.

Ian Edwards (0:46)

They're not?

Joe Rogan (0:47)

I get confused when people say they're better than In-N-Out fries.

Jamie (0:49)

Ooh, what?

Joe Rogan (0:50)

I like fries that taste like potatoes.

Ian Edwards (0:52)

Oh yeah?

Joe Rogan (0:53)

Even In-N-Out fries are far superior.

Ian Edwards (0:56)

I don't like fries that taste like potatoes.

Jamie (0:58)

How dare you?

This is the most upset I've ever seen JB in all my years working with him. In-N-Out fries are better than McDonald's.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

I do personally feel like, you know who I had beef with that about?

Candy Alexander from News Radio. She was the first person to, we went and got In-N-Out for the whole group of us, and she got McDonald's fries. She went and got McDonald's fries. I'm like, why'd you get McDonald's fries? She's like, fuck those bullshit fries, those In-N-Out fries. I'm like, what?

I didn't understand.

Jamie (1:32)

They can be okay, but they're so hit or miss that they can miss bad.

Joe Rogan (1:37)

To me, they're remarkably consistent. They always taste like potatoes.

Ian Edwards (1:41)

What are we discussing here? Fries are remarkably, it's like wine, remarkably delicious.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

Well, still, they can't fuck with Five Guys fries. Five Guys are the king of fries.

Ian Edwards (1:50)

For real?

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Yes, they have two options. They have, they're real, they have the fucking potatoes in bags sitting in their goddamn store just to let you know, bitch, we're using these potatoes. And then they take that bag and shake it in there and cut it up.

They have Cajun fries, so they win. You have another option. You got spicy fries that are goddamn delicious.

Ian Edwards (2:10)

Might have to stop by there.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

And then you don't have to crack packets to get your ketchup.

They have a giant tub of the ketchup. He squirt that bitch in a nice little cup, a little paper cup. You can shower it and have that.

Ian Edwards (2:23)

And ketchup.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

If McDonald's had that, homeless people would be under it, squirting mustard in their mouth.

I'll tell you what, man, since Starbucks got in trouble for being racist, there's a lot more homeless people at Starbucks. They understand that. They could just go there. It's really odd.

Ian Edwards (2:44)

That's so funny. They can't get kicked out.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

They can't get kicked out.

Ian Edwards (2:47)

Everybody's afraid.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

Dude, it's 100% different. 100% different in some spots.

Jamie (2:52)

Which ones are you going to? Because the ones in Hollywood, they know how to handle it for the most part. They've got locks and everything.

Joe Rogan (2:56)

I went to a shifty one in downtown, where they don't even have a bathroom. How are you serving coffee? You don't have a bathroom. Coffee makes you shit and piss.

This is ridiculous.

But I realized they didn't have a bathroom because of the homeless people. There was homeless people that had like, this guy had a port, and he was charging all of his devices. He had everything. He had a phone, a fucking iPad.

Ian Edwards (3:16)

He's got a long night ahead of him.

Joe Rogan (3:18)

But they get free electricity there. So he's got like a bag of his stuff. Like he's got a little camp in the corner of the Starbucks. I'm like, wow.

On one hand, like, hey, how's a guy supposed to get some electricity? I want him to get back up on his feet. Maybe this is the way to do it. Maybe it's through that iPad.

On the other hand, like, hey, don't give me a disease, you fucking...