#1319 - Joey Diaz

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Joey, motherfucking Diaz.

Joey Diaz (0:06)

What's up, brother?

Joe Rogan (0:07)

What's happening, baby?

Joey Diaz (0:08)

I'm just on the drive up here. I was thinking about all the busted assholes that are in the hospital today from the Gay Pride Parade yesterday. Can you imagine how many guys went down there just to say hello and look getting fucked in the ass by these things?

Bro, let me tell you something. That was one of the biggest turnouts. My friend went and he said he had a fucking blast. One of my guerrilla buddies said he had a blast.

Gay people are great in fucking New York, all over.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

Everywhere. Everywhere. They're celebrating. They can be free.

Joey Diaz (0:34)

I loved it. They can be who they are.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

Anybody who's got a problem with that is crazy.

Joey Diaz (0:37)

But on the dark side, let's talk about the facts here. Couple confused little young white dudes went down there yesterday.

Sure, I'll go have a drink.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

Yeah, some guys who just wanted to be an ally.

Ally to the gay folks. They just want, you know, I'm not gay, but I am your ally. Next thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Joey Diaz (0:57)

What's up, brother?

Joe Rogan (0:58)

That's what guys have to remember, gay dudes are dudes.

All same rules apply. All same rules of scumbaggery that apply to men apply to gay men.

Joey Diaz (1:06)

Yeah, there's like three types of gay guys. There's gay guys that aren't interested.

There's gay guys that are semi-interested, and there's gay guys that live to convert you.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

It hurts my feelings as a 51-year-old man that that's still a big deal, that anyone cares at all. It really does. It does, it hurts my feelings. Because I thought that by the time I was a fucking middle-aged 51-year-old father, that we'd be done with that. People wouldn't care if other people were gay. Like, whoa.

Of all the shit to worry about, of all the shit in the world to worry about, you worrying about guys who like guys? Like, what do you give a fuck? And they always go biblical. They always go biblical.

Like, it's always, if God wanted that, to be in the Bible. That shit drives me crazy.

Joey Diaz (1:55)

Where I lived in my old house in North Hollywood, there was a gay couple across the street, two dudes. One was a pilot for a major airline, and he was in the process, and the other guy got fired from Target for being a transgenic. This goes back to 2010 And they had cats. You know me, dog. I talked to the guys about cats. There was an old guy down the block that would come over and talk to me. Like, you can't talk to him.

Old white dude. Like, you can't talk to him. You can't encourage that in that neighborhood. I don't want two more of those fucking assholes moving here. And I go, they're out here feeding fucking homeless cats.

What's the, you know what I'm saying?

Joe Rogan (2:33)

Right.

Joey Diaz (2:34)

To this day, whenever I go to my old neighborhood and I see them outside, I pull over, I talk to them, say hello. They're just two sweet people trying to be fucking.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

Just being who they are.

Joey Diaz (2:43)

Trying to be who the fuck they are. And we make jokes. Hey, I make jokes, the whole thing. But at the end of the day, I learned the hard way, and I talked about on stage the other night, you were there. When I said that my daughter invited me to a party, that she went to school with a kid and his parents were transgender, and I felt kind of weird, and I went. And on the way out, I looked at the kid. I seen 60 transgender people. They come from a community.

And I saw this little kid smiling, I go, I'm adopted. That kid's adopted. Look what they're doing for that kid. They're making them a life.

And I closed the door, and I went in. And like I said in the joke, I hugged the lead tranny.

And now we're fucking tight. That's it, I eat the food.

Joe Rogan (3:24)

Nice. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The only time it matters with me is with sports. Just stop with that. Just stop with that and we're gonna be fine. But there's some statistic, see if this is true, that someone sent me that out of the 14 states that allow high school kids to compete as the gender that they identify with rather than their biological gender. In those 14 states, transgender students are just dominating. Transgender, male to female, they're just dominating.