#1312 - Ms. Pat

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Two, one, boom. Miss Pat, we're live. What's up? How are you?

Great to see you again.

Ms. Pat (0:08)

Glad to be back. Man, this studio is better than my house. Crap, I'm gonna go home and tell my husband we need to move in Joe Rogan's studio.

Joe Rogan (0:16)

There's not a lot of room for extra people.

Ms. Pat (0:18)

I know, I know, I know. I was just fantasizing.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Are you still in Indianapolis?

Ms. Pat (0:24)

Unfortunately.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

You don't like it there?

Ms. Pat (0:26)

Hell no, I like my fans, but I'm black, and it's snowing. Snow and weed don't go together. I just don't like it. It's the same. Everybody eat at Applebee's and Golden Corral.

I need culture. Culture.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

Where do you want to go to Chicago?

Ms. Pat (0:44)

I'm cool, I want to go back to Atlanta. Atlanta, there you go. That's where I want to be. I want to be in Atlanta.

Joe Rogan (0:48)

I love Atlanta.

Ms. Pat (0:49)

Yes, man, the food, the people. I want to walk out my door and smell Mexican, Indian, all type of spices. All I smell in my community is duck shit and tiki torches.

SPEAKER_3 (1:03)

Tiki torches.

Ms. Pat (1:04)

And dryer sheets, because white women do their laundry.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Dryer sheets.

Ms. Pat (1:08)

Yeah, I need some culture. I need to walk outside and see all types of people.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

Isn't it weird how places just never develop a lot of culture? Some places, the spots just never get any more interesting.

Ms. Pat (1:20)

Yeah, it's so boring. Everybody go to church, nobody curse, and when I come out my door and if I'm talking to a neighbor and I use profanity, oh my God. I said, I'm not going to change my language because you decide to walk your dog today and stop and talk to me.

You try to talk to me, and everybody pick up their dog shit in my community. And where I'm from, hey, that was fertilizer. So you see your neighbor with a big old pound of dog crap in his hand, I'm like, dude, no, no.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

I don't think it works as fertilizer. Because my dog pisses and shits on the lawn, it just leaves these big old, like, yellow spots where the grass dies.

Ms. Pat (1:53)

Yeah, but if you leave it long enough and it rains on them, they just go into the grass.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

That's true.

Ms. Pat (1:57)

They don't kill the grass. It don't kill the grass.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

I think the piss does. The piss seems to kill the grass.

Ms. Pat (2:02)

Well, I don't know. We didn't have no grass. Everybody walked through the grass. I didn't care about lawns until I became a homeowner.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Yeah, homeowners care about lawns.

Ms. Pat (2:12)

Homeowners care about a lot of crap.

Joe Rogan (2:13)

You have to.

Ms. Pat (2:14)

Yeah, I have a rental property in Atlanta. If I can get rid of that, I would never, ever. Black people come up with some of the strangest things while they ain't got their rent, like I supposed to care.

I tell them, Bank of America don't care that your grandma, that your grandchild had a seizure. I need my rent money. Put a spoon in his mouth.

SPEAKER_3 (2:35)

Jesus Christ.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

Tell them about CBD.

Ms. Pat (2:41)

I mean, I've had so, oh, I just, I'd be so glad when I can get rid of this property.

Joe Rogan (2:45)

So you own a place in Atlanta.

Ms. Pat (2:46)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Would you live there at the place that you own?

Ms. Pat (2:48)

Hell no.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

No?

Ms. Pat (2:49)

No, I wouldn't live there.

Joe Rogan (2:50)

You don't like the spot?

Ms. Pat (2:51)

I'm a little too bougie for that now, Joe. I'm a little too bougie.

SPEAKER_5 (2:55)

I got health care.

Ms. Pat (2:57)

No, not too much success. I'm a little too bougie to live back where I was. But I rent it out. I rent it out. It's a nice place.

Joe Rogan (3:02)

But you would live in Atlanta somewhere else.

Ms. Pat (3:04)

Oh, yeah. I want to go to Peachtree City, Kennesaw.

Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

I would live in Atlanta. I love Atlanta. Why don't you make your way down there? What's holding you in Indianapolis?

Ms. Pat (3:15)

Healthcare, Jeff. Healthcare. My husband has a really good job that we pay nothing. His knee just went out. His hands done gone out.