#1310 - Sober October 2019 Preview

Joe Rogan (0:00)

that's probably the way to do it. We're cutting in right now. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.

SPEAKER_2 (0:05)

So what did it have?

Joe Rogan (0:07)

Tell me about the tour bus. This tour bus champ?

Bert Kreischer (0:10)

No, no, no, no, he's not.

Ari Shaffir (0:11)

Let's hold up on labels till we hear the story.

Bert Kreischer (0:14)

I've only won one victory in this whole thing.

Joe Rogan (0:16)

Who's the tour bus champ? You came so close to the weight loss.

And then we had one year where it was like socialist. It was like Marxist. No one could lose.

Tom Segura (0:26)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

Even if you lost, it didn't matter.

Bert Kreischer (0:28)

Oh, I like that. That was camaraderie.

Joe Rogan (0:30)

Yeah. That was a good year.

Tom Segura (0:32)

This year's gotta be a good one.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

Listen, last year, I almost killed myself.

Tom Segura (0:35)

Yeah, we gotta do it differently than that.

Ari Shaffir (0:37)

You were peeing fucking purple.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

Wasn't purple, but it wasn't the right color.

Tom Segura (0:42)

What color was it?

Joe Rogan (0:42)

I was worried I had brown.

I was worried, but it wasn't. It was just dehydration, severe dehydration. There was days where I would drink literally like fucking gallons of water.

Ari Shaffir (0:53)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:54)

You don't want ice?

Ari Shaffir (0:55)

I'm gonna try it without first.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

No, you're crazy.

I was drinking so much, I was drinking water and I was adding salt to it. I was adding Himalayan salt to the water.

Tom Segura (1:03)

Wow.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

Just because I know I was dehydrating myself so much. I would have puddles on the ground.

Tom Segura (1:07)

And you still, that still wasn't sufficient.

Bert Kreischer (1:08)

Like dude.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

I set up, I set off an alarm.

Tom Segura (1:11)

I remember that.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

I set off a fire alarm in the gym for my sweat.

Tom Segura (1:19)

I've never heard of that.

Bert Kreischer (1:20)

Of course. I still have PTSD from last year, Sober October.

Like I get texts from you guys and panic sits in my heart. And I go, wait, what does it say?

Joe Rogan (1:27)

My wife gets it. She thinks I'm crazy.

Tom Segura (1:29)

But for sure.

Ari Shaffir (1:30)

I moved and I just.

Tom Segura (1:31)

It upsets wives. You're the only one who hadn't ruined the home life.

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (1:36)

If I had come to New York, it would have been, I mean, LA would have been terrible.

Tom Segura (1:39)

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (1:40)

For an extra month. But like, I saw that fucking stupid device when I was moving, I opened up a drawer and I was like, and I didn't even want, I was like, get it out, get it out here.

SPEAKER_6 (1:46)

It's not Chucky.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

It's like Chucky, the little doll.

Ari Shaffir (1:49)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_7 (1:50)

I'm coming for you, we're coming out.

Joe Rogan (1:52)

Yeah, man.

Bert Kreischer (1:53)

I think Leanne and Push are gonna podcast this entire Sober October.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (1:56)

Don't let her.

Joe Rogan (1:57)

After she threw you under the bus? In the fucking radio station?

The audience didn't hear that story.

Ari Shaffir (2:04)

You guys should do white swaps.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Tell that story.

Bert Kreischer (2:06)

They were asking about drugs and how hard I party, and I was just talking shit, and I was like, you know, I go, I smoke a little bit of weed. Every now and then, if cocaine's on a switchblade, I'll hit it, but for the most part, I only do mushrooms once a year, and Leanne just heard me, and she's making breakfast for the girls. She goes, he doesn't do mushrooms, and he doesn't do cocaine, and he's got high blood pressure. I'm like, bitch, I'm trying to move tickets and datin.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Wow, she threw you under the bus.

Bert Kreischer (2:32)

Body Shots World Tour, fall dates available now.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

Is it available right now?

Bert Kreischer (2:36)

Dude, yeah, we...

Tom Segura (2:36)

Right now, right now, right now.

Bert Kreischer (2:37)

Right now, right now, berberber.com.

Joe Rogan (2:39)

It's weird.

Tom Segura (2:40)

You sound like you're coming off a Coke bender.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

They're all touring hard. But think about it, Tom, when you first started going on the road with me, you're way far further ahead now than I was back then.

SPEAKER_6 (2:51)