#1298 - Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan (0:01)

Let me sign my waiver.

Joe Rogan (0:03)

Sign the waiver, Neal Brennan.

Jamie (0:05)

We're live.

Neal Brennan (0:06)

Great.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

While you're signing that sound.

Neal Brennan (0:07)

Great, I'm glad that people are seeing me.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Neal Brennan signed it.

Neal Brennan (0:10)

As witness, everyone will be a notary public.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

I wonder if they can, there's a software that can listen to the sound your pen is making and figure out the lines you're drawing. You know, they have technology now where when people are speaking in a room with a window.

Neal Brennan (0:28)

They can get rid of the window noise?

Joe Rogan (0:30)

No, they can tune into the vibrations of the window from the sound of your voice and pick up everything that's being said in the room.

Neal Brennan (0:38)

I heard that there's a Netflix, because before, I mean, Netflix doesn't give people ratings, but there's a way that there, you can get, they can gauge reflections off of, some weird fucking technology, and it's fairly accurate.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

Reflections off of windows?

Neal Brennan (0:59)

Yes, I don't, this is second hand, yeah. Like second hand, not, it's like, I believe it's sound waves.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Oh wow, what are they monitoring? Jamie's got something.

Neal Brennan (1:10)

I have no idea.

Jamie (1:11)

We can buy this right now if you want.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Long range laser listening device. The long range laser listening device, laser microscope, is a highly sophisticated surveillance apparatus that utilizes an invisible infrared laser beam to eavesdrop on a target.

This is the most effective long range laser listening device in the world that allows the operator to conduct an undetectable surveillance operation on any targeted room.

Neal Brennan (1:35)

From Tony Stark Industries.

Joe Rogan (1:37)

With at least one window at an impressive distance of over 500 meters. That is actually very impressive.

Neal Brennan (1:43)

That's far.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

That's far as shit with the laser beam. And you can just buy that?

Jamie (1:49)

As I say, that's commercially available and I wonder what is not commercially available.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

Oh, for sure.

Jamie (1:54)

It is out there.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

You remember when there was that story about some weird sound weapon, they think, that the Cubans were using on Americans that were in Cuba? There's probably a bunch of shit like that.

Jamie (2:05)

I was reading an article. They can list, submarines have technology they can listen to basically like fish farting in the ocean if they wanted to. They can hear sounds that quiet. They can hear anything. So if, literally if fish farts, they're like, what was that? What was that? Was that a sub? Nope, it was a fish.

Next. What was the next sound?

Neal Brennan (2:22)

Good for us or something.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

I guess.

Neal Brennan (2:25)

Good for somebody.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

Good for us, I guess.

Neal Brennan (2:29)

Yeah, the sound thing was funny because it was like, people would get sick.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

Yeah.

Neal Brennan (2:33)

And they could, and then there was also, they did it in China too. They were like the American civil, like NGO, like non-government, they were like kind of work for the government tangentially.

Or they worked at the embassy. Their apartments were above each other, two separate people and both of them. It was on 60 Minutes, like not long ago.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

So they targeted the rooms.

Neal Brennan (2:52)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

It's like a dog whistle for people.

Neal Brennan (2:56)

Yes, in essence. And it's like, well, what do you want me to do?

I guess you just leave. I guess it is like a dog whistle.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

Yeah, they just want you to feel like shit.

Neal Brennan (3:04)

Disperse. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:05)

Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, there's probably a ton of technology like that that we're not aware of. My friend Mike Swick used to fight in the UFC and before that, he did a brief spent stint rather in the military.

He was doing something, some sort of a, it was either secret service work or something along those lines. But anyway, he was at the embassy in Russia and he said that they had found listening devices that were so sophisticated that they were being powered by the natural sway of the building. With the wind. So the wind, they didn't need a power source. The natural swaying of the building in the wind was powering up this little microphone that was listening in on things. And he said they were looking at this stuff and they're like, we don't know anything like this. Like this is completely new stuff. And we found it in this building.