#1279 - Jessimae Peluso

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Last chance for romance here, otherwise we're just gonna film, and then put it up. Is it live?

SPEAKER_2 (0:09)

Really?

Jessimae Peluso (0:09)

I centered my chi.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

You made it happen. We've been having problems with our try caster, doesn't wanna try. It's like, not today. Every third show, it won't go live.

Jessimae Peluso (0:22)

I centered the chi though, I sent the energy.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Dude, you made it happen. This is a rare wake and bake day.

SPEAKER_4 (0:27)

I don't do this.

Jessimae Peluso (0:28)

You don't?

Joe Rogan (0:28)

No, no, I get shit done first, usually.

Jessimae Peluso (0:31)

Can you not get shit done when you wake and bake?

Joe Rogan (0:33)

I kinda fuck off things if I get high at nine o'clock in the morning, I'm like, ah. What's important, really?

Jessimae Peluso (0:41)

I get stuff done.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

Really?

Jessimae Peluso (0:44)

Yeah, I have like, you know, I'll do like my cup of coffee in a joint and I'll get some stuff done. I joke that it's like, it makes me super motivated to do not a goddamn thing, but I get stuff done. I mean, all the stuff I get done is I like vacuum seven times.

I cleaned my apartment like four times the other day.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

That's a meth thing. You sure someone's not slipping meth into your read?

Jessimae Peluso (1:02)

I mean, come on, let's not put all the rumors out there now, but you got any bravo?

Joe Rogan (1:05)

Eddie Bravo used to say that about girls. Like he would, if he was dating, Eddie used to work at a strip club and he dated a lot of the gals that were performers there.

And he said, you really know when a girl's a meth head because you go over her house and it's always clean. She's always clean and they can never clean enough.

Jessimae Peluso (1:20)

Maybe I'm a meth head or just a Virgo.

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Apparently, it's speed freaks, not meth head. When people are on speed.

Jessimae Peluso (1:26)

Maybe coffee is the thing that does that to me and then I just get focused from the weed. There's not one ounce of dog hair in my house.

Really? Keep that shit fresh. That's crazy.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

You have like 50 dogs. You're a crazy dog lady.

Jessimae Peluso (1:38)

I do, I have three dogs. Wait, don't you have like a pack of chicken in your backyard?

SPEAKER_5 (1:42)

Dude, I used to.

Jessimae Peluso (1:43)

What happened to them?

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Coyotes got them all.

Jessimae Peluso (1:46)

I thought you were up with the bow and arrow.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

No, we had an issue where our chicken coop burnt to the ground.

Jessimae Peluso (1:52)

Oh, fuck, during those fires, you lost your ladies?

Joe Rogan (1:55)

No, we didn't. They managed to fly out, and they were in the yard. We lost two of them because they wouldn't, we couldn't round them up to get them into the chicken pen, because we got a new chicken pen, but it wasn't as big.

And then-

Jessimae Peluso (2:08)

They were too good for it.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

Coyotes ate those two, and then they realized that they're all in this one pen, and one day when we were gone, they opened it up and got in and killed all nine of them.

Jessimae Peluso (2:18)

How they opened them up?

Joe Rogan (2:19)

They pulled it apart with their teeth.

Jessimae Peluso (2:21)

Yo, dogs are, listen, even domestic ones.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

Domestic dogs, but-

Jessimae Peluso (2:25)

They're smart.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

The difference between a coyote and a domestic dog is like the difference between a hardened criminal on death row and a baby.

Jessimae Peluso (2:35)

No, you're 100% right. It's the experience and what you had to do to survive.

Joe Rogan (2:39)

All they have done is survive.

Jessimae Peluso (2:40)

Yeah, and murder.

Joe Rogan (2:41)

They don't have a house.

No one's feeding them food. I mean, they're fucking little wolves.

Jessimae Peluso (2:45)

Yeah, and it's like literally doggy dog world out there.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

Yeah, what was the gentleman, Dan Coyote America, the author? God damn it.

Jessimae Peluso (2:56)

Was he like a dude who lived amongst the wolves?

Joe Rogan (2:58)

Yes, Dan Flores.

No, he's a wildlife biologist and a historian. And he was talking about the history of coyotes and wolves in North America. Apparently, all wild dog species came from North America, even like jackals and shit like that. Like they made it across over there somehow, like during the Pangaea period or some shit.