#1275 - Luis J. Gomez

Joe Rogan (0:10)

Pow, Luis Gomez, we are live. We are live, connected through the interwebs and through a network of comedians, Luis Gomez.

Luis J. Gomez (0:17)

Luis J. Gomez.

Joe Rogan (0:18)

Luis J. Gomez, why do you like the J?

Luis J. Gomez (0:21)

Because go Google Luis Gomez and watch how many baseball players, criminals, criminals, fucking just.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

That's a problem, making people use the J. That's very pretentious for a guy like you.

Luis J. Gomez (0:33)

I agree. No, no, it is, I understand.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

But you have to.

Luis J. Gomez (0:35)

But it's almost like, well, it's almost ironic because I'm such a piece of garbage, so I would have like a middle initial, like.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

Right, like you're like a luminary.

Luis J. Gomez (0:45)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

Some important, some important intellectual.

Luis J. Gomez (0:48)

Yeah, it is.

But yeah, it just, it separates me as well. But I almost feel like, I've made it a joke at this point to correct everyone that doesn't say the J. So if I didn't correct you.

Joe Rogan (0:57)

Oh, I see.

Luis J. Gomez (0:57)

I wouldn't be being true to myself.

Joe Rogan (0:59)

I understand. So Luis J. Gomez.

Luis J. Gomez (1:01)

Thank you.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

I feel like, you know, we've talked about this ad nauseam on the podcast, but I think this is one of the most unique times for like networks of comedians, that we're all connected together in a way that we weren't really before. It was always like East Coast versus West Coast for some stupid fucking reason. There was always this debate where the best comics are from and the style of comedy, but that shit seems to be out the window.

Luis J. Gomez (1:24)

Yeah, the internet. The best comics, Nate Bargazzi lives in fucking Tennessee.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

Who's that?

Luis J. Gomez (1:29)

He's a great comic, Squeaky Clean, Squeaky Clean. My son's godfather. Just did a Netflix special.

Joe Rogan (1:34)

How do you spell his last name?

Luis J. Gomez (1:35)

B-A-R-G-A-T-Z-E, brilliant comic.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

G-A-T-Z-E.

Luis J. Gomez (1:41)

But he grew up in Tennessee and he was like, dude, I don't want to live in New York or LA.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Good for him, he's smart.

Luis J. Gomez (1:45)

I want to buy a big house for $300,000, a fucking mansion.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

Get ready for the zombies.

Yeah, the zombies, you want to live in that house like that old dude and his daughter did. You know, going to live out there and have a fucking perimeter protected.

Luis J. Gomez (1:59)

Yeah, guys like Stan Hope, he hasn't been in LA.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

He's been at Bisping for 12 years now. That psychopath, RIP to Stan Hope's dog. Stan Hope birded his dog yesterday, did a big thing on social media about it.

Very touching, very touching. They had to put their dog down.

Luis J. Gomez (2:13)

Sad.

Joe Rogan (2:15)

I went through that last year with two dogs.

They both couldn't walk anymore. I mean, I held on as long as I can, but I had to carry my dog in and out of the house. I had to carry him to eat, I had to carry him outside to go, and he's 140 pounds. Right. It was just, it was awful.

Luis J. Gomez (2:30)

Why couldn't they walk?

Joe Rogan (2:31)

He was old, man.

Luis J. Gomez (2:31)

Dude, did you jizz in with them?

Joe Rogan (2:32)

I feel a lot of leg locks. I feel like the dog should have some good defense if it wants to protect my fucking house.

No, he's just a big dog that's really old. He was 13, which is super old for a Mastiff.

Luis J. Gomez (2:47)

Oh yeah, those are huge dogs.

Joe Rogan (2:48)

Really old for him. He's what's called a Regency Mastiff, which is, he was a part Neapolitan Mastiff and part Pit Bull. But the guy who, my friend Joe, who raised them and bred them, he bred out all of the animal aggression.

So he wouldn't let any dogs breed if they were aggressive towards people or they're aggressive towards other dogs. So what you get is this super chill, massive dog.

Luis J. Gomez (3:11)

Oh wow, yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:12)

Who's athletic. It's like they're small for a, like a Mastiff is like, they can go like 200 plus pounds, but those dogs are not very athletic. They don't move very good.

Luis J. Gomez (3:20)

Right, but this one was a mix of an ad.