126: Our Most Unhinged Secret Word Game

Alisha (0:01)

If we were each candy bars, what would we be?

Heath (0:04)

Heath bar.

Alisha (0:06)

Wait, that's good.

Remi (0:07)

Too easy.

Heath (0:08)

Next question.

Alisha (0:11)

Let me do better.

Remi (0:12)

I think you're a sour patch kid. Because I feel like-

Alisha (0:15)

Because they're sour, then they're sweet.

Remi (0:17)

I think you have such a sweet side, obviously, but you also have a little sassy side. And you're in your villain era.

Alisha (0:24)

I am. Are you? Yeah, I think I am. You haven't noticed?

You don't seem that mean to me. What's Zane? Oreo. No.

Heath (0:38)

What are you? Oreo? No.

Alisha (0:41)

No.

Zane (0:41)

That's my villain era.

Alisha (0:43)

No.

Zane (0:45)

No, maybe like a Raisinette. A sugar daddy? No, you know what Zane gives?

Heath (0:49)

Zane gives Butterfinger Crunch.

Remi (0:50)

Sugar baby.

Zane (0:51)

Butterfinger. I hate Butterfinger.

Alisha (0:53)

But personality. I like a Butterfinger.

Remi (0:55)

Butterfingers are annoying. So yeah.

Alisha (0:57)

When they get in your teeth, though.

Remi (0:59)

Villain era.

Zane (1:00)

Butterfinger is my brother because he loves Butterfinger.

Alisha (1:02)

I love a Butterfinger. My brother is a Butterfinger.

Heath (1:05)

Butterfinger is in a blizzard.

Alisha (1:08)

Wait, should we get blizzards after this? I don't like the inside of a Butterfinger.

Remi (1:12)

I was going to say it's Santa Clarita or it's Cerritos.

Alisha (1:14)

Yes, I know where the closest one is. Me too.

Zane (1:16)

Me too.

Alisha (1:19)

Wait, that's actually crazy. Okay, just kidding. We have blizzards at home, kids.

Heath (1:24)

I want to be a Crunch Bar.

Alisha (1:26)

Bunch of Crunch? Bunch of Crunch is the best.

Heath (1:30)

It's number one all time greatest movie theater snack. It's not that beautiful.

Alisha (1:35)

I do love a bunch of Crunch.

Remi (1:36)

In the fridge too.

Alisha (1:37)

Cold. You know the many chocolate bars that always you get in a variety?

Remi (1:42)

Mr. Good Bar.

Alisha (1:43)

The Crackle.

Heath (1:44)

a Mr. Good Bar.

Alisha (1:45)

all the other ones.

Remi (1:46)

But it just comes in a mix though. It's like the red, yellow.

Zane (1:48)

That's the shit when you can't afford good candy on holiday.

SPEAKER_6 (1:50)

You get the Crackle.

Heath (1:52)

It would just be a bowl of them yellow Good Bars.

Zane (1:54)

I think that's a universal.

Remi (1:55)

That's the peanuts in it, right?

Alisha (1:56)

Yeah. I like it. It's not bad. It's just compared to a Crackle.

Heath (2:00)

Okay. It goes Crackle, then Special Dark, then the regular milk chocolate, then the Good Bar.

Alisha (2:07)

Wow.

Zane (2:08)

I always hit the one with the almonds in it. I like the one with almonds in it.

Alisha (2:11)

Almonds in it?

Heath (2:12)

Almonds?

Alisha (2:12)

Yeah. It's like the Hershey with the almonds in it.

Cal (2:14)

I love it.

Heath (2:16)

It doesn't come in the variety pack.

Zane (2:17)

It doesn't come in the variety pack? I thought it did.

Alisha (2:19)

There you go.

Remi (2:20)

The way that you knew that, that's crazy.

Alisha (2:23)

That just feels like elementary school to me. Like, I don't know, just childhood.

Zane (2:27)

They really made us think that that was like a good variety bag. That was the cheap shit.

Heath (2:31)

You know what I miss? Hershey's hugs.

Alisha (2:34)

I love a hug.

Zane (2:34)

What was a hug again?

Alisha (2:35)

I don't know what a hug is. It was a kiss, but it was swirled. You're right.

Zane (2:39)

Oh, that's a hug?

Remi (2:40)

Yeah, it's white chocolate. Hugs and kisses.

Zane (2:42)

I did not know that they called those hugs. I thought they were both kisses.

Remi (2:46)

Guys, we're right off the top already talking about food.

Heath (2:48)

Halloween's clothes.

Zane (2:51)

It is.

Zane (2:52)

You guys used to use your pillowcases as a...

Zane (2:54)

Yes, I just talked about that.

Remi (2:56)

And then Shane and I would sit on our floor in the garage and dump it out and then sort through and trade.

Heath (3:00)

Did your parents do your candy too?

Remi (3:02)

Oh, yeah. My mom would be like, my dad and my mom would be like, Oh, like, I want to make sure it's safe and then take everything.

Zane (3:06)

Oh, really?

Zane (3:07)

My parents never did that.

Heath (3:09)

Oh, well, good for you.

Alisha (3:10)

We just ate it.

Zane (3:10)

I thought you were going to get a belly ache.

Zane (3:13)

No, yeah. Well, I never bit into a needle or anything.