#1252 - Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg

Joe Rogan (0:04)

Four, three, two, one, and we're live. So what am I not supposed to say?

Dave Foley (0:11)

Oh, cunt.

Paul Greenberg (0:13)

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's our...

Dave Foley (0:14)

That's basically the title of the show that we've omitted from the print listings. Yeah, the show is actually called Don't Say Cunt with Paul and Dave.

Paul Greenberg (0:26)

This is the one place where you're not going to hear the word cunt.

Dave Foley (0:28)

Yeah, it's kind of a promise that for 45 minutes, there'll be 45 minutes, because as we understand it, Americans don't like the word cunt.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

Some Americans, it's getting number.

Dave Foley (0:38)

That's what... It used to be a lot worse. But until that day...

Joe Rogan (0:41)

There was a bunch of women that were trying to take it back. Who was it? Was that the guys we fucked, girls?

I think it was. They were trying to take it back. They were trying to, like, you know, own it.

Paul Greenberg (0:52)

Take back cunt? Take back the word?

Dave Foley (0:53)

Well, I think... Oh, I'm very dead inside my head.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

What's the matter?

Paul Greenberg (0:57)

Dave's having a stroke. Dave's having a stroke.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Did it die? It might have disconnected.

Dave Foley (1:02)

Yeah, this is fun.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

Jamie will hook it up.

You're okay. There's a little bit of an issue.

Dave Foley (1:10)

I feel like there's a pressure differential.

Paul Greenberg (1:12)

Oh, that's a weird feeling.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

You only have one ear on, too.

Dave Foley (1:15)

Oh, you have both of them on now. I took it off because I couldn't hear anything.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

Check, check, check, check, check. One, two, three, four, five, six.

Dave Foley (1:21)

That's me. No, that's Paul, apparently.

Paul Greenberg (1:23)

That's me, I think.

Dave Foley (1:24)

Check, check, check. That's me, that's me. I can hear now.

Paul Greenberg (1:27)

You turned me down just a little bit.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

Somebody's in here.

SPEAKER_4 (1:29)

Gremlins.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

Goddamn gremlins.

Paul Greenberg (1:32)

Thank you.

Joe Rogan (1:32)

Monkeying with the fucking sound. But we're not here.

Dave Foley (1:34)

Which one was me? I'm going to just adjust it.

Paul Greenberg (1:36)

And that's our show.

Dave Foley (1:37)

This one?

Joe Rogan (1:37)

There you go.

Dave Foley (1:39)

Hello, Dave Foley. One, one, one, one.

Paul Greenberg (1:42)

I hear you, Dave.

Dave Foley (1:42)

There we go. That's good.

Paul Greenberg (1:44)

I always hear Dave.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

So why did you guys choose that as your podcast title?

Paul Greenberg (1:48)

We're Canadians.

And cunt is not nearly as bad in Canada. It is.

Joe Rogan (1:54)

Really?

Dave Foley (1:54)

As a swear word, yeah.

Paul Greenberg (1:56)

Yeah.

Dave Foley (1:56)

It, yeah. It, I don't know what, they need to put out some sort of a periodic table of the atomic weight of swear words, you know.

Paul Greenberg (2:05)

Cunt would be quite, quite heavy, but heavier on the American version.

Dave Foley (2:10)

But here, in America, cunt actually just would drop through the crust of the earth.

Joe Rogan (2:15)

Yeah. It's too heavy.

Dave Foley (2:17)

And just tumble right down to the core.

Joe Rogan (2:18)

You'll go through the other side.

SPEAKER_4 (2:20)

Yeah.

Dave Foley (2:20)

So, I guess we just found that patently ridiculous.

Paul Greenberg (2:24)

Well, we like, you know, we grew up, I grew up hearing the word a lot from my dad.

SPEAKER_4 (2:35)

What is your dad like?

Paul Greenberg (2:37)

Well, he's not like much anymore. He's dead. Thanks. Sorry, dude. He died in 79

He died in 79

Dave Foley (2:47)

No, as I always say, there are no better parents than dead parents.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Yeah, they can't fuck you up anymore.

Paul Greenberg (2:53)

That's right. But my dad was a real, really fond of that word. Was he English?

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Is he full Canadian?

Paul Greenberg (3:00)

Full Canadian, but being Canadian is kind of like being English a little bit.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

You guys have English people in your money still.

Dave Foley (3:06)

Yeah.

Paul Greenberg (3:06)

Yes.

Dave Foley (3:06)

And we get all the English movies, all the English TV shows.

Paul Greenberg (3:10)

We pledge allegiance to the Queen in school, you know, when I was a kid.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

For real, still? Is that still going on?

Dave Foley (3:15)

And in our sleep.

Joe Rogan (3:17)

So many good things about Canada, yet so many preposterous things.