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#1251 - Tim Dillon

The Joe Rogan Experience

February 21, 2019

Tim Dillon is a comedian, tour guide, and host. He is the host of the podcast "Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell."

Speakers Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, Jamie

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:00)

But each individual one, he paints by hand. Three, two, one.

Tim Dillon (0:11)

No.

Joe Rogan (0:13)

Yes?

It's been fucking up a little bit lately. How are you, man? Good, how are you? Good to see you, thanks for having me. My pleasure, my pleasure. You brought me a nice conspiracy book.

Tim Dillon (0:22)

I want you back.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Nice.

Tim Dillon (0:24)

I want you back.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

I got bored with it.

Tim Dillon (0:28)

I get you, I know.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

I just had a lunch with Eric Von Daniken. Oh yeah.

And he's the author of Charites of the Gods. The last two hours, we've been talking ancient aliens.

Tim Dillon (0:38)

I was deep. When I was like in my late teens, I was deep in Zechariah Sitchin. Yeah. Anunnaki, Nephilim, I'm pronouncing it wrong.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

Nephilim, I think.

Tim Dillon (0:47)

Nephilim, Planet X, Nibiru, all over.

Joe Rogan (0:51)

Yeah, that's a lot of the conversation we had today at lunch, it's very interesting. The problem with someone, I mean, he's not a dishonest person, I'm not saying that, but the problem with anybody that is involved with a book like this is that you're so all in, you're so committed to this idea. Like I asked him, the first thing I asked him was like, what is the most compelling piece of evidence?

And he said the tablet in Palenque, I don't know if you're aware of that one. The one of the Aztec guy, I guess the Aztec or Mayan, I guess the Mayan guy, it's Mayan, who's laying back, it looks like in some sort of a throne with fire below him and he's manipulating these knobs and shit.

Tim Dillon (1:35)

And that means that aliens landed and seeded them with technology.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

Yeah.

Tim Dillon (1:39)

Yeah, they always make a little bit of a jump.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

It's a big one.

Tim Dillon (1:42)

It's a little bit of a jump between that bird is really a symbol of a flying saucer. I've heard that too.

Joe Rogan (1:50)

I've heard that one too.

Tim Dillon (1:51)

They've been like that bird and I'm like, well, let me ask you a question. Why didn't they add your flying saucer into the cave?

And they're like, well, you don't know how things work.

Joe Rogan (2:01)

The more interesting ones in the art depictions is there's some really ancient depictions of people that look like they're in these flying saucer type things. Like they're flying through the air and they're in some sort of painting. Those are really interesting because what were they trying to say? What were they depicting in those things?

Tim Dillon (2:21)

Yeah, I mean, it's all very interesting, but I think you've had Graham Hancock on. So to me, when I heard him, I was like, that makes more sense that we were just a civilization that had reached an apex.

And it got wiped out by some cataclysmic event.

And then we had to rebuild. But does he think that we got all of our technology from other worldly sources or no? Not really, right?

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Graham doesn't.

Tim Dillon (2:44)

He doesn't.

Joe Rogan (2:45)

Graham is much more in line with this theory that Dr. Robert Schock has been putting forth. He was one of the weirder ones that I've had on the podcast. First of all, because he's a rock-solid geologist, professor at Boston University, really well established.

His credentials are, they're as good as it gets. And he was saying that he thinks that there was a mass coronal ejection somewhere around 12,000 years ago, and it was literally raining lightning all over the world, and it decimated the population of land mammals and people.

Tim Dillon (3:20)

Is this what got the dinosaurs?

Joe Rogan (3:22)

No, no, no, no, no. This is way later.

SPEAKER_3 (3:24)

I apologize. This is like-

Tim Dillon (3:26)

My bad.

Joe Rogan (3:27)

This is, they think in the neighborhood of 12,000 years ago. They think this is-

Tim Dillon (3:31)

Oh, so this is recent?

Joe Rogan (3:33)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is what Graham Hancock's work indicates as well. See, Graham Hancock and him were together on the Sphinx, because Robert Schock was the geologist they brought in to examine the erosion marks on the temple of the Sphinx, and his conclusion was that this is the result of thousands of years of rainfall. The problem with that was the last time there was significant rainfall in the Nile Valley was 9,000 BC. So you'd have to have thousands of years before that to create these deep water-based fissures, or water-created fissures.

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