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#1225 - Theo Von

The Joe Rogan Experience

January 15, 2019

Theo Von is a stand-up comedian, television personality, host, and actor. Check out his podcast called “This Past Weekend” on Spotify & "The King & The Sting" with Brendan Schaub.

Speakers Joe Rogan, Theo Von, Jamie

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Well, you know, Alcoholics Anonymous was created by a guy who was in the LSD.

Theo Von (0:04)

Yeah, Bill W.

SPEAKER_3 (0:08)

A real baller.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Jamie, I want to show you, through your sweater, and it's not a bad sweater, it's what shirt you're wearing. It's very cool, but this is a symptom of everything is wrong.

Theo Von (0:27)

Are we on yet?

Joe Rogan (0:28)

Yeah, we're on. It's got fake short sleeves.

It's got fake short sleeves over long sleeves. So the short sleeves are sewed in.

Jamie (0:38)

Not sewed. It's not attached.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

How does it work then? The short sleeves...

Jamie (0:42)

It comes apart.

Joe Rogan (0:43)

This sleeve part...

Jamie (0:45)

It's not attached at all. It's separate.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

So it's two pieces? Yeah.

Jamie (0:49)

I didn't know that when I bought it either.

Joe Rogan (0:50)

But when you pull the sleeve up, what happens? Oh, it goes all the way over the top. Oh, I see.

Jamie (0:55)

It's like a separate hood.

Joe Rogan (0:56)

So do you wear the two of them together, or are they sewed on?

Jamie (0:59)

I just bought it. There's a whole rocky thing that this company did. They had a whole bunch of pieces. And I was like, oh, that's kind of cool.

Joe Rogan (1:04)

So Sylvester Stallone is slated to come on the podcast. You will wear that, correct? When he's here? Please?

So is that... But the upper shirt is just laid over the top? Short, long sleeve shirt?

So you could wear one without the other? Like you could wear the short sleeve one? Oh, okay.

Jamie (1:24)

It's just two sweatshirts, but it's the training montage.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

Oh, it comes as a team.

Theo Von (1:31)

Is it heavy or is it light?

Jamie (1:32)

It is not light at all. I'm starting to sweat right now. I'm gonna shut this door.

Theo Von (1:35)

But that'll make you stronger if you got a heavy shirt.

Jamie (1:37)

I think that's the idea.

Joe Rogan (1:38)

So we are here, and if some shit goes down, I may have to bolt from the podcast, because there's mandatory evacuations all around here.

Theo Von (1:49)

Really?

Joe Rogan (1:49)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where I live? All in Ventura County, there's all these mandatory bees. Yeah, honey bees.

Theo Von (1:55)

Is it really?

Joe Rogan (1:56)

Yeah, they're making too much honey.

What is it? Mud slides.

Theo Von (2:01)

Oh, wow. I didn't know that.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

Yeah.

Theo Von (2:03)

I had to pull off La Cienega one time. They had a bunch of bees on there. What?

Joe Rogan (2:06)

Really?

Theo Von (2:06)

Yeah. Huge hives, man.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

Wow.

Theo Von (2:08)

And you see, you know, a lot of homeless people, and they don't do anything, but when bees show up, they fucking get to doing shit. That's one thing I noticed quickly.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

Isn't it interesting how they get motivated by bees?

Theo Von (2:19)

Yeah. Bees will motivate anybody.

You know, you know, you know, you're not all cracked out once the bees show up.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

Dude, I watched bees communicate with each other once. I was on the set of Fear Factor, and we covered these people with bees.

And then a neighboring colony, a colony that actually lived there, a local colony, came and were like, what are you guys doing here? And the bees all flew up in the sky together and sorted it out in the sky.

Theo Von (2:43)

Really?

Joe Rogan (2:43)

It was wild.

We had a, the guy told us, like the beekeeper, he's like, everybody's got to stand down. We got to back up, get out of the area. And we're like, what? So again, they have to communicate. I thought he was joking.

Theo Von (2:53)

Let them do it, huh?

Joe Rogan (2:54)

It's like they have to talk it out. I'm like, well, they talk?

SPEAKER_3 (2:56)

What are they going to say?

Joe Rogan (2:59)

There's something going on with them that we, you know, we just kind of subtly, we sort of get what they do.

Theo Von (3:07)

Yeah.

Yeah. They're kind of like little, little kind of liaisons. It seems like, like, I wonder if in the future we'll know that like certain animals can like, you know, take messages around for us. And like if you told an animal something, it could go tell, you know, like I wonder if we'll start using animals more. Because animals are, we don't use them that much. I mean, they're sitting around most of the time.

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