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#1195 - Christina P

The Joe Rogan Experience

November 6, 2018

Christina P is a stand-up comedian and hosts a podcast with her husband, Tom Segura, called “Your Mom’s House” available on Spotify. She's also on the new Netflix Original Stand Up series "The Degenerates" streaming now.

Speakers Christina P, Joe Rogan, Jamie

TopicsComedy

Christina P (0:03)

I think hey are making James Bond a womanletaking James Bond a womanletaking James Bond a woman.

Joe Rogan (0:07)

I hope it's a black woman who is queer. It's the only way for justice to be served.

Christina P (0:11)

And non-binary.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

Yes, but what does that mean?

Christina P (0:14)

her gender can switch throughout the film depending on where she is.

Joe Rogan (0:18)

Oh, that's non-binary?

Christina P (0:20)

Gender flux.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Gender fluid I thought it was gender fluid.

Christina P (0:23)

What's your pronoun today?

Joe Rogan (0:26)

I've always wanted to have a Z in there. Z's are cool.

Christina P (0:33)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

Zoro.

Christina P (0:34)

Zoro's. I feel like Your Highness.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

Oh, that's good.

Christina P (0:40)

That's a good one.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Your Highness can be a guy or a girl.

SPEAKER_4 (0:45)

Whoa.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

Whoa, it's gender neutral.

Your Highness. Now, if you said, I'm a princess, I would go, OK, well, you're gendering yourself.

Christina P (0:54)

That's true. That's true. And I refuse to do that. I have two little boys. And we force them to be gender neutral. They don't play with rocks and stuff.

Joe Rogan (1:02)

I was watching a show on that, a legit show on that. From Cambridge, this couple was raising their kid gender neutral.

They have two kids, and they're both wearing whatever. They're wearing weird clothes.

It didn't necessarily look like they were wearing boys' clothes or girls' clothes. And they didn't call them girls or boys. They let them play with anything they wanted. And they didn't call them boys.

Christina P (1:24)

What would they say?

Joe Rogan (1:26)

It was fucking weird. It was just some poor guy who's stuck with some crazy bitch.

And he was probably trying really hard to be progressive and figure out how do we not gender our children.

Christina P (1:40)

Yeah, and it's interesting you do that voice, because they all do up speak at the end.

Joe Rogan (1:46)

Yes, they do.

Christina P (1:47)

To be enlightened.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

Well, it's the only way to show you're progressive, because if you notice, conservative people just don't talk like that.

We need to stop the caravan before it gets to the wall. Donald Trump is our savior, because he's like the one who really appreciates like American values. You never hear that. It's only, it's a super liberal calling.

Christina P (2:13)

It is, it is. Oh, but back to this non-binary, we did a clip on your mom's house. There was a couple somewhere in the Netherlands, and they had a three-year-old Zimzir child and another two Zimzirs.

And every day, they would ask the three-year-old, what gender do you feel like today? And I'm like, yeah, I know, talk about the pressure. And I'm like, I have an almost three-year-old, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know, he doesn't think in terms of, yeah, he's like, I don't know, I'm whatever. But to put the pressure like, what are you today? What are you feeling?

Joe Rogan (2:47)

Yeah, my eight-year-old loves to play with things like race cars, and she used to love to play with trucks, and she used to love to play. She's a girl? She's, yeah, she reminds me of my little friend. She loves to play with superheroes, and things like that. Some of them are like very, but then again, she loves pink, and she likes getting her nails done, and she likes looking pretty.

And there's some cool shit that boys like, that girls like too. She's pretty aggressive, she takes MMA classes, and she throws boys around. She gets super hyped up when she has to wrestle with boys.

It's crazy to watch, a little psycho aggressive eight-year-old. But she's also really sweet, the sweetest kid to everybody. Just gets real competitive with that kind of stuff.

Christina P (3:39)

Yeah, they say that that's the magic age, eight, nine in girls. And then, where they're very confident. It's like the end of the confidence era.

And then puberty strikes and the hormones take over and the pressure, yeah, to be sexy. So Pippi Longstocking, that cool-ass character who was doing that shit. Remember Pippi Longstocking beating up cops?

She had like a treasure trove. So she was a millionaire on her own. Her dad was a pirate.

Joe Rogan (4:08)

Really?

Christina P (4:09)

Hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_3 (4:10)

Watch, remember those old Pippi Longstockings?

Joe Rogan (4:11)

I don't remember Pippi Longstockings very much. I remember the name. I don't remember the narrative.

Christina P (4:15)

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